Paris Hilton has a terrific new song (sarc)

WWTD ^

[Perdogg]

Paris Hilton has a new spoken word techno single about texting, and if it’s possible, it’s even better than that made it sound

[Perdogg]

ping

[MarineBrat]

I’ve invented a new musical instrument. I play the feral alley cat with an electric razor. Sounds pretty good!

[taillightchaser]

OMG OMG I’M THRILLED. WHERE CAN I BUY IT. s/off

[dynachrome]

Please tell me this a hallucination from my acid days. Thank you.

[GeronL]

I don’t want to click. Please tell me this is a parody.

Wait till Wierd Al grabs a hold of it.

[Dr. Sivana]

I’ve invented a new musical instrument. I play the feral alley cat with an electric razor. Sounds pretty good!

I'll take your word for it, but I'm more interested in seeing the video.

[SMGFan]

“That’s hot.”

[MarineBrat]

I had the video all ready to record, and wouldn't you know it... I broke a string. And so then when I went to get a new instrument.... well, that's when the trouble started.

[jmacusa]

“Please tell me this is a hallucination from my acid days. Thank you.’’< It is man.I’ve been there too. Whoa!... far out... hey man, didja’ know water cures cancer?...

[MinuteGal]

This video will go viral among metrosexuals and zonked-out mall rats.

Leni

[MasterGunner01]

Paris Hilton = irrelevant, clueless, classless piece of skin with money. Ah, that's a NO!

[AnTiw1]

her sister is a doll, though, and shuns publicity...businesswoman and so much cuter w/o the sleaze