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Posted on 03/09/2012 4:35:26 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
Redneck Medical Dictionary
Rednecks have the lowest stress rate
because they do not take medical terminology seriously
You are going to die anyway, so live life
Medical Term Redneck Definition
Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor’s cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - Nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumour - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of you’re out
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posted on
03/09/2012 7:07:19 AM PST
by
sunny48
To: sunny48
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posted on
03/09/2012 7:16:20 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/09/2012 7:19:36 AM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/09/2012 7:23:16 AM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/09/2012 7:35:37 AM PST
by
mojitojoe
(American by birth. Southern by the grace of God. Conservative by reason and logic.)
To: Lucky9teen; Slings and Arrows; Lady Jag
To: Lucky9teen
I was just told what the difference between chaos and panic is...Panic means everybody is running in the same direction!
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posted on
03/09/2012 7:38:22 AM PST
by
freebird5850
(Of course Obama loves his country...it's just that Newt loves mine!)
To: All
To: martin_fierro
I tell Mrs. Biased that
and she just frowns at me...
I don’t know why?
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posted on
03/09/2012 7:39:07 AM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(How do you say Arkanicide in Kenyan?)
To: OrioleFan
...or during the infamous OJ Simpson/Al Cowlings car chase, our local breathless anchor idiot Paul Moyer exclaiming (upon getting a camera closeup with Al driving), "We can now confirm there is at least one person in that Bronco!!"
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posted on
03/09/2012 7:46:15 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Carterize Obama in November)
To: KMG365
Q - What's the nickname for a leafblower?
A - Mexican Bagpipes....
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posted on
03/09/2012 7:49:05 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Carterize Obama in November)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/09/2012 7:50:38 AM PST
by
mojitojoe
(American by birth. Southern by the grace of God. Conservative by reason and logic.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/09/2012 7:53:24 AM PST
by
mojitojoe
(American by birth. Southern by the grace of God. Conservative by reason and logic.)
To: Rightly Biased
:-p
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posted on
03/09/2012 7:55:17 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: sockhead
“23. How come abbreviated Is such a long word?”
For that matter, why is monosyllabic such a long word?
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posted on
03/09/2012 7:55:26 AM PST
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Common sense isn't a blessing. It's a curse because you have to deal with those who don't have it.)
To: mojitojoe
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posted on
03/09/2012 7:58:35 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/09/2012 8:10:06 AM PST
by
mylife
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/09/2012 8:10:14 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/09/2012 8:19:48 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: dead
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posted on
03/09/2012 8:23:37 AM PST
by
mylife
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