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Posted on 03/09/2012 4:35:26 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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To: Apple Blossom; BabyBMW; theKid51

ping


61 posted on 03/09/2012 11:07:42 AM PST by bmwcyle (I am ready to serve Jesus on Earth because the GOP failed again)
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To: ErnBatavia

LMAO!


62 posted on 03/09/2012 11:32:55 AM PST by mojitojoe (American by birth. Southern by the grace of God. Conservative by reason and logic.)
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63 posted on 03/09/2012 11:41:50 AM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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64 posted on 03/09/2012 12:07:39 PM PST by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen

Not a panic story, but a good email.


Subject: an engineer’s story.....

You don’t have to be an engineer to appreciate this story….. but you probably appreciate it even more if you had production line experience.

A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes, without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was set up, and people with experience in designing production lines will tell you how difficult it is to have everything happen with timings so precise that every single unit coming out of it is perfect 100% of the time. Small variations in the environment (which can’t be controlled in a cost-effective fashion) mean you must have quality assurance checks smartly distributed across the line so that customers all the way down to the supermarket don’t get pissed off and buy another product instead.

Understanding how important that was, the CEO of the toothpaste factory got the top people in the company together and they decided to start a new project, in which they would hire an external engineering company to solve their empty boxes problem, as their engineering department was already too stretched to take on any extra effort.

The project followed the usual process: budget and project sponsor allocated, RFP, third-parties selected, and six months (and $8 million) later they had a fantastic solution — on time, on budget, high quality and everyone in the project had a great time. They solved the problem by using high-tech precision scales that would sound a bell and flash lights whenever a toothpaste box would weigh less than it should. The line would stop, and someone had to walk over and yank the defective box out of it, pressing another button when done to re-start the line.

A while later, the CEO decides to have a look at the ROI of the project: amazing results! No empty boxes ever shipped out of the factory after the scales were put in place. Very few customer complaints, and they were gaining market share. “That’s some money well spent!” – he says, before looking closely at the other statistics in the report.

It turns out, the number of defects picked up by the scales was 0 after three weeks of production use. It should’ve been picking up at least a dozen a day, so maybe there was something wrong with the report. He filed a bug against it, and after some investigation, the engineers come back saying the report was actually correct. The scales really weren’t picking up any defects, because all boxes that got to that point in the conveyor belt were good.

Puzzled, the CEO travels down to the factory, and walks up to the part of the line where the precision scales were installed.

A few feet before the scale, there was a $20 desk fan constantly blowing, and all the empty boxes blew off the belt and into a bin.

“Oh, that,” says one of the workers “one of the guys put it there ’cause he was tired of walking over every time the darn bell rang.”


65 posted on 03/09/2012 12:48:31 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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What the .... ?!

That's disturbing.

66 posted on 03/09/2012 1:55:01 PM PST by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: dragonblustar

OMG! The last one is epic!

Thanks!


67 posted on 03/09/2012 2:06:51 PM PST by SZonian (Throwing our allegiances to political party's in the long run gave away our liberty.)
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To: dragonblustar

gross


68 posted on 03/09/2012 2:09:50 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: dragonblustar

unnggh!

Need eye bleach.


69 posted on 03/09/2012 2:12:56 PM PST by SZonian (Throwing our allegiances to political party's in the long run gave away our liberty.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Does anyone remember.....Once upon a time......


70 posted on 03/09/2012 3:19:24 PM PST by unique1
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I remember those prices. My dad used to fill up the Plymouth Fury III, buy us all candy bars, and get change back from his $5 bill. Gas wars drove the prices down into the teens. $.17 is the lowest I’ve ever seen.


71 posted on 03/09/2012 4:42:01 PM PST by Big Giant Head
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72 posted on 03/09/2012 7:29:00 PM PST by IYellAtMyTV (Je t'aime, faire du bruit comme le cochon.)
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