[CPOSharky]

Don't panic, just do what the sign says.

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

IN A LAUNDROMAT Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out

IN A MEMPHIS DEPARTMENT STORE Bargain Basement Upstairs

IN AN OFFICE Would The Person Who Took The Step Ladder Yesterday Please Bring It Back Or Further Steps Will Be Taken

IN AN OFFICE After Coffee Break Staff Should Empty The Coffee Pot And Stand Upside Down On The Draining Board

OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP We Exchange Anything - Bicycles, Washing Machines, Etc. Why Not Bring Your Wife Along And Get A Wonderful Bargain?

NOTICE IN HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW Closed Due To Illness

SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK Elephants Please Stay In Your Car

SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE For Anyone Who Has Children And Doesn’t Know It, There Is A Day Care On The 1st Floor

NOTICE IN A FARMER’S FIELD The Farmer Allows Walkers To Cross The Field For Free, But The Bull Charges.

MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET If You Cannot Read, This Leaflet Will Tell You How To Get Lessons

ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR We Can Repair Anything. (Please Knock Hard On The Door - The Bell Doesn’t Work)

[Lucky9teen]



I think I notice

ha....the way the economy is I'm not surprised

ha

FAIL

lol....liberals....

[OrioleFan]

MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET If You Cannot Read, This Leaflet Will Tell You How To Get Lessons

Reminds me of when we had the wind storm that knocked out power in Dayton, Ohio area for days. They had a city council person on one of the talk radio stations. She was in full panic mode and said, "If your power is out, please go to our website for updates!"