[doorgunner69]

I've got a 'bright lights' story that would knock your socks off, but no one would believe me if I posted it.

Maybe if it involved abduction and an anal probe?

Hey, got to keep the DU trolls interested...........

[Windflier]

Maybe if it involved abduction and an anal probe? Hey, got to keep the DU trolls interested....

Lord knows, they're not interested in finding out the truth about their messiah. Now that's the alien they ought to be investigating!