Very scared after the movie of Clancy’s, “The Sum of All Fears”:
The baddies were written as the muzzies we ALL expect, but presto-change-o, braaaave Hollywood transformed them into blonde terrorists from....
Wait for it..!
SOUTH AFRICA....!!
We’ve all been terrorized by THEM, right...?
Sam deal with the re-make of “Red Dawn” —was shot bravely as an invasion of the USA by the ChiComs, right?
THEN Hollywood put some more thought into the lucrative PRC film market of 1.3 billion eye pairs —we KNOW they’d never pirate movies, right?
Suddenly he invaders of the USA were rice-craving NORTH KOREANS..... >:(