Posted on 03/16/2012 5:54:26 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Freedom of Information Day celebrates and recognizes a valuable concept in American rights.
March 16th is the birth date of James Madison, the 4th president of the United States of America. James Madison is recognized as the "Father of the Constitution", and the chief author of the "Bill of Rights". Freedom of information and individual rights was very important to James Madison.
Did you Know? The Freedom of Information Act was passed into law in 1966. It opened up a wealth of information to American citizens. James Madison would be very pleased! However, he's rolling in his grave at our current government and what it's become...
TGIF!!!
Now, can I go back to bed?
LOL!
When Joe Biden heard that the lead Monkee had died, he ran down the hall of the White House yelling,
Im the frickin President!
This is going on my Facebook page...
If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?”
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make $400 a week. Why?”
The CEO said, “Wait right here.” He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back.”
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?”
From across the room a voice said, “Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.
Hard to argue this logic
Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Here is proof that they are wrong.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “it would be nice to have another kid.”
You never hear a guy say, “I would like another kick in the nuts.”
Case closed.
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Of course, the male exceptions are those that plan to vote for Obama, again.
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar........
Hey it could happen.
Hello!
As I sat there drinking, I couldn't help over hearing this great, loud conversation at the other end of the bar between two guys -
No.1 - So where are you from?
No.2 - Dublin, how about you?
No.1 - Fancy that! I'm from Dublin too! I went to St Agnes Secondary
No.2 - St Agnes? My God! That was my school. Did you have Sister Mary Katherine?
No.1 - Sister Mary Katherine was mean! I often walked home to Killarny Street, in tears.
No.2 - You lived on Killarny Street? I did too! My Goodness this is really something!
On and on they went like that, becoming more and more animated when finally I had to ask the bartender, "What's with those two???"
"Those boyos?", he replied. "Oh that's just the Flanningan Twins, pissed again"
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