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  • Larry Elder - Joe Biden eerily similar to cartoon character Mr Magoo

    05/31/2020 2:52:25 AM PDT · by SmokingJoe · 16 replies
    Larry Elder YouTube channel ^ | May 27 2020 | Larry Elder
    More Joe Dementia porn. From Larry Elder this time. Enjoy.
  • Another episode of semi-lockdown blues stuff: foreign tv series I liked. subtitled. Police,war,weirds tuff

    05/29/2020 5:23:28 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 19 replies
    me again ^ | 5-29-20 | the young and studly dynachrome
    Some series I have enjoyed. Croatian,russkies,chinese,lord-knows-who or what.
  • Chicago Gang Member Relieved To Discover All These Cops Just Here To Raid A Church (satire?)

    05/29/2020 12:39:19 PM PDT · by knighthawk · 2 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | May 29 2020
    CHICAGO, IL—The Devil's Thugs are a notorious Chicago gang, dealing mostly in money laundering, people-shooting, and graffitiing their gang's name onto signs so you'll know they're legit. Their leader and founder, Bob Thug, was frightened this past Sunday as he heard police sirens coming toward their secret hideout, which is an abandoned warehouse that says "No Gangs in Here" on the sign out front. When the violent gang member saw the flashing lights and SWAT teams heading his direction, he figured he was done for, so he was relieved to discover they were just raiding a dangerous church service nearby....
  • Rioters Decline To Sign Colin Kaepernick (satire)

    05/29/2020 12:37:26 PM PDT · by knighthawk · 8 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | May 29 2020
    MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Colin Kaepernick arrived at the Minneapolis riots last night, saying he was excited to be a part of the looting and violence. Kaepernick tried out for the riots by throwing bricks into windows but missed every time. He was able to rush a Molotov cocktail into a target window and then spike it on the ground, but then he caught fire. Finally, in a last-ditch effort to get selected for one of the riot squads, he filmed a workout video and sent it to various protester organizations but hadn't heard back as of publishing time. "While we appreciate Kaepernick's...
  • ****FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*****

    05/29/2020 7:14:42 AM PDT · by Colonial35 · 30 replies
    WHY IS IT THAT WE HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH? U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a Naval conference that included admirals from the U.S. English, Canadian, Australian, and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a group of half dozen or so officers that included personnel from most of the countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked: "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking...
  • Today's Toons 5/29/20

    05/29/2020 2:06:25 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/29/20 | pookie18
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  • Pennsylvania woman, 61, kept grandma's corpse in freezer for 15 years to collect the Social Security checks

    05/28/2020 6:25:09 PM PDT · by dennisw · 56 replies
    DAILYMAIL ^ | 28 May 2020 | LEAH SIMPSON
    Cynthia Carolyn Black, 61, stored her grandmother's body in a freezer from 2004 to 2019 so she could claim her benefits Glenora Delahay's body was found last February by two women looking at a foreclosed home in Pennsylvania They discovered it wrapped in garbage bags and sheets in an outhouse freezer After 15 months of investigating, Black was arrested on Tuesday for abuse of a corpse, theft by unlawful taking, and receiving stolen property She lived in the home with Glenn Black, 55, who ran a furniture business there Cynthia Carolyn Black, 61, stored her grandmother's body in the freezer...
  • CHAT VANITY: A GREAT Karen video

    05/28/2020 12:21:07 PM PDT · by mowowie · 47 replies
    youtube ^ | very recently | Cars Across Texas
    So with the "Karen" meme going crazy i came across this video.. A guy though it would be cool to have his car buddy's drive by a kids house on his birthday in their supped-up cars. Most neighbors enjoyed it EXCEPT two KARENS and their cuck husbands that went apeshit and blocked the road. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCrjvtTzX-E&feature=youtu.be Is there a part Two? YUP! They went back again with even more cars... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmSMDd80Kgw I dunno, i found this pretty amusing and as a car buff REALLY liked the cars... Oh yea turns out KAREN just put her house up for sale....appears 90% of...
  • Mark Zuckerberg Finishes Another Long Day Of Deciding What People Should Believe SATIRE)

    05/28/2020 4:46:43 AM PDT · by gattaca · 2 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | May 25, 2020 | Babylon Bee
    MENLO PARK, CA—Giving his arms and legs a nice little stretch while reclining in his office chair Tuesday afternoon, Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook, confirmed that he had successfully completed another long day of deciding what people around the world should believe. “We’ve got over two billion users now, so it’s never been more important to show them only what we want them to see, while throttling to death of all content that we don’t think they should be consuming for whatever reason,” the Facebook chief said. “My days are longer than ever.” The tech titan, worth $71 billion, went...
  • Today's Toons 5/28/20

    05/28/2020 3:41:37 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 5/28/20 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • This Scammer Thought He Was Talking To An Amazon Alexa..

    05/27/2020 5:40:10 AM PDT · by Enlightened1 · 26 replies
    Youtube ^ | 05/23/20
    Haha! https://youtu.be/F4vXvAKDFMA  
  • Today's Toons 5/27/20

    05/27/2020 2:18:05 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 21 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 5/27/20 | pookie18
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  • Starving, angry and cannibalistic: America's rats are getting desperate amid coronavirus pandemic

    05/26/2020 6:37:49 PM PDT · by absalom01 · 21 replies
    NBC "News" ^ | April 13, 2020 | Dartunorro Clark
    America's rats are being hit hard by the coronavirus. As millions of Americans shelter indoors to combat the deadly virus, which has claimed over 21,000 U.S. lives, many businesses — including restaurants and grocery stores — have closed or limited operations, cutting off many rodents' main sources for food. On deserted streets across the country, rats are in dire survival mode, experts say. "If you take rats that have been established in the area or somebody's property and they're doing well, the reason they're doing well is because they're eating well," Bobby Corrigan, an urban rodentologist, told NBC News. "Ever...
  • Illinois man charged for grabbing reporter on live TV, shouting ‘F her’

    05/26/2020 5:50:47 PM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 24 replies
    NY Post ^ | 25 May 2020 | Tamar Lapin
    WGN-TV reporter Gaynor Hall was giving a weather update in Shorewood on Saturday night when the brazen creep suddenly ran into the frame, grasped her shoulders and shouted the obscene phrase, footage shows. Police said Farina confessed. He was released on a $2,500 recognizance bond.
  • LMAO Biden's New Profile Picture

    05/26/2020 4:20:08 PM PDT · by Its All Over Except ... · 80 replies
    Twitter ^ | 5/26/2020 | Caleb Hull
    ... Biden's new profile picture [on Twitter].
  • Today's Toons 5/26/20

    05/26/2020 2:06:32 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Politica Forums ^ | 5/26/20 | pookie18
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  • Punxsutawney Joe (PJ), predicts...

    05/26/2020 1:19:49 AM PDT · by Rabin · 7 replies
    abcnews ^ | February 2, 2020 | staff
    Since Dem-ops wisely jerked everything public, Punxsutawney Joe (PJ), has waged his stirring campaign, from underground in Wilmington. This Monday, the PJ abruptly emerged on schedule and as usual no crowd awaited. However, his reporter and sevedal others, recognized him, in his trendy black masking unit, all flocked forward. “I feel great to be out here,” PJ greeted an official and another masked man, both standing well back. PJ muffle-hollared to, a larger group standing nearby. All understood the call of more pandemic. They just ignored it as PJ returned to his bunker. Punxsutawney Joe's top hat-wearing inner circle revealed...
  • To Save Time, The Babylon Bee Will Now Just Republish Everything Biden Says Verbatim

    05/25/2020 12:12:56 PM PDT · by xp38 · 18 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | May 25 2020 | The Babylon Bee
    The Bible tells us to work smarter, not harder. Or, better yet, don't work at all if you can help it. You can look it up. It's in the Proverbs somewhere. That's why we're announcing today that we will simply be republishing everything Joe Biden says word for word rather than spending a lot of time and effort writing satire. We at The Babylon Bee realized we were spending all this time trying to satirize Joe Biden when, frankly, he just can't be satirized. He's doing all the hard work for us with statements like "You ain't black!" and, of...
  • Today's Toons 5/25/20

    05/25/2020 3:32:30 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/25/20 | pookie18
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  • Democratic Leaders Call For New Investigation To Investigate The Investigators Investigating The Investigators

    05/24/2020 10:23:37 AM PDT · by gattaca · 9 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | May 22, 2020 | Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C.—After House Republicans formally called for an investigation into the investigators investigating the Trump campaign, congressional Democrats quickly responded by calling for a new investigation into the investigators investigating the original investigators. The investigation will center around claims that the investigators assigned to investigate the investigators may show significant bias, with the new investigators investigating the investigation investigators attempting to determine if there has been any prejudice or corruption in the investigation investigation. “We now know who will investigate the investigators, but who will investigate the investigators investigating the investigators?” Senator Chuck Schumer said in a press conference. “We...