Humor (General/Chat)
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Sure, as far as conspiracy theories go, it’s no “Paul Is Dead,” but our 2025 timeline is what it is, and we’ve gotta make the best of it. Thus, as of late last night, a brand-new conspiracy theory has bedazzled the nation: Was Joe Biden secretly swapped with a clone and/or robotic lookalike in 2020? Because, ‘round midnight Eastern Standard Time, President Donald J. Trump re-Tweeted (Re-Truthed?) the following: https://truthsocial.com/@llijh/114604139396491788 Incidentally, his very next posting was a plug for David Mamet: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114606254307800195 But back to the Biden-clone-robot-thingy: Naturally, this has outraged the mainstream media! Newsweek was tricked into revealing its...
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“Make sure the door remains closed,” the US president has quipped over a video showing France’s First Lady shoving her husband on a plane US President Donald Trump has said Emmanuel Macron is “fine” following an incident in which his wife Brigitte appeared to slap her husband aboard their plane.The footage, which quickly went viral, was filmed as the French first couple arrived in Hanoi, Vietnam, on May 25 to begin a Southeast Asia tour. As the aircraft door opened, Macron was seen speaking to someone off-camera. Two arms in red sleeves then reached out and pushed his face,...
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Former US President Joe Biden delivered his first public address since the announcement of his Stage 4 prostate cancer diagnosis, participating in a Memorial Day commemoration in his home state of Delaware on Friday. Speaking to reporters following the event, Biden addressed his health and his decision not to seek re-election in 2024. Biden firmly dismissed any concerns regarding his cognitive and physical fitness. "You can see that I‘m mentally incompetent and I can‘t walk, and I can beat the hell out of both of them," he quipped in response to a reporter's query about discussions surrounding his health during...
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The Democratic Party is struggling with approval among men. They know they're going to have to turn that around if they want to have any chance in 2028. To help the Democrats out, The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of things the party is planning to do to win back male voters: Beards: Having hair on your face automatically makes you look more competent, no matter how feminine you may act. Create more young men by trans-ing young women: Soon, women will no longer exist, and the Democrats will have all the men. More butt slaps: It...
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CAMBRIDGE, MA — With the Trump administration banning Harvard University from taking international students, the school was forced to begin accepting students from Ohio. "I can't believe I'm doing this," said Harvard Dean of Admissions Phil Donahue. "I never thought we would fall so far. I've spent my entire life trying to never even speak to someone from Ohio, much less allow them into Harvard. This is rock bottom."
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My latest song. Jazz musicians will understand.
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Ice in Texas caught an illegal alien hiding in a tree.
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"The White House and some Republicans in Congress have accused NPR of promoting a liberal bias. How do you respond?" NPR CEO Katherine Maher: "We're a nonpartisan news organization. We do not seek to favor any political party at all." Does anyone actually believe this???
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U.S. — After spending hundreds of millions of dollars on political consultants to learn how to win men back, the Democratic Party unveiled its new strategy of having a gay guy grow a beard. As men have left the Democratic Party in droves over the past several elections, Democrats believe they can reverse the tide by having a very small homosexual man sprout a light beard. "This will do the trick," said political consultant Dan Jennings as he rubbed more Rogaine onto Pete Buttigieg's jawline. "If you want to win back men, there is nothing better than a homo...
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THE OUTTAKES ARE THE BEST!!!🤣🤣🤣
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I was just thinking about all the democratic cheating and the fake news cabal. So I came up with some possible 2028 democratic slogans. 1. I have not yet begun to cheat! 2. Don't cheat un til you see the whites of their eyes! 3. I regret I have but one cheat to give for my country! 4. Ask not what your country can do for you but ask how you can cheat your country! 5. I cheat, therefore I am! One small cheat for man one giant cheat for mankind! 6. You have nothing to cheat for but cheating...
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A suspicious fire hit the city of Cannes with a widespread loss of power Saturday morning — just hours ahead of the film festival’s closing ceremony. Several movies were wiped from the schedule, but the majority of the iconic event, including the final bash, will not be affected because organizers swiftly found an alternative power source. ”A power outage is currently affecting the city of Cannes and surrounding areas,” the festival said in a statement shared with The Post.
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INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — Give the Borg-Wiener Trophy at Indianapolis Motor Speedway to the Wienermobile affectionately known as Slaw Dog. In a down-to-the-wire race among the six iconic Wienermobiles that serve as goodwill ambassadors for Oscar Mayer, the hot dog-on-wheels representing the Southeast proved to be the big dog on Carb Day ahead of Sunday’s running of the Indianapolis 500. It made a dramatic pass of the Wienermobile repping Chicago at the finish line to win the inaugural Wienie 500 on Friday. The margin was about a half a bun. “You are standing in a moment in hot dog history right...
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Reagan's wit and humor shine through as he tells this amusing tale with his signature charm. Whether you're a fan of Reagan or just love a good joke, you won't want to miss this entertaining speech by one of America's most iconic presidents. Ronald Reagan's Hilarious Tale of a Republican Candidate Giving a Speech from a Democratic Platform
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