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  • Random Observations

    04/25/2015 12:45:57 PM PDT · by walford · 6 replies
    Facebook ^ | 04/25/2015 | walford
    The talent of the musical act is in inverse proportion to the volume at which its fans typically prefer to play their "product" on their car stereos. The more expensive the car stereo and rims, the worse the upkeep and mechanical condition of the vehicle. [Learned this the hard way after buying a car with "rimz" on it. Never do that. Only buy a car that is full stock.] On a heterosexual male, the more intricate the styling of the head and/or facial hair -- and the more evidence that he regularly spends a lot of time on same --...
  • Annoying TENA adlult diaper ad undergoes revisions..Did anyone else notice?

    04/25/2015 11:48:35 AM PDT · by BRK · 17 replies
    vanity | BRK
    Did anyone else notice that the sound track on the annoying TENA ad was recently changed? The singing in the car was dramatically toned down and the horrendous cackling laugh in the movie theatre was removed.
  • Following Top Secret Leak, David Petraeus Reinstated As CIA Director, Given Backpay (Satire!)

    04/25/2015 10:39:06 AM PDT · by Cry if I Wanna · 1 replies
    The DuffleBlog ^ | April 25, 2015 | Joe Zieja
    WASHINGTON — David Petraeus has been reinstated as CIA Director and given $2.2 million in backpay following new legislation that decriminalizes the leak of top secret information, as long as it is done by people who have deep political connections or fame. Congress unanimously passed legislation on Friday that takes into account a convicted person’s sociopolitical rank before passing sentence on a convicted criminal, particularly when it comes to matters of national security. In this controversial bill, lawmakers standardized the long-standing practice of allowing high-ranking political and military figures to break the law without any fear of the consequences, which...
  • Juan Williams On Cashin'In."People Are Feeling Good",The Economy Is Coming Back.Huh?

    04/25/2015 8:37:49 AM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 36 replies
    For those of you who are watching Cashin'In as we speak, can you believe the manure coming out of Juan Williams? None of the billions invested,then wasted on electric cars was worth it? How many billions has Obama pissed off on solar panels/electric cars? And he is trying to convince us that it was well worth it! Then he says that "People Are Feeling Good,The Economy Is Coming Back". Really? Tell that to all of the Deep Blue States Run By Liberals !!
  • Obama explains the effects of Global Warming on the Everglades on Earth Day 04/22/2015

    04/24/2015 7:59:35 PM PDT · by BenLurkin · 20 replies
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE6_LVWCywM ^ | The Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon
    Obama explains the effects of Global Warming on the Everglades on Earth Day 04/22/2015 Shown on Jimmy Fallon Tonight Show 04/23/2015
  • Polls Giving Hillary A Lead Over Anyone?,They Can't Be Serious.What States Were They Surveying?

    04/24/2015 6:41:54 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 25 replies
    So what is with these polls saying that Hillary is ahead of any of the leading GOP candidates? Who are they polling? People living near the beaches of Los Angeles who have never had a job? At this point, pollsters should just take polls in the six or seven purple states that the GOP needs to flip. That leaves about 51 states that don't matter at this point!
  • "Demonicide" - a Thrash Metal song, by Yours Truly [Vanity]

    04/24/2015 5:09:07 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 43 replies
    Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 4/24/15 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"
    Welcome to my song "Demonicide." This is my first attempt at thrash metal, and while I know that the lyrics are supposed to be shocking, I fear that these lyrics may shock even the most hardened fan. You've been warned.A few notes about the song: 1. I write and record my music under the pen name Hopalong Ginsberg. If youse has ta ask why, youse ain't never gonna unnerstan'. 2. A free MP3 of the song may be downloaded here or here. If you click here I cannot be held responsible. 3.
  • Best Thing About "Hillary-Gate".Can't Tie It To The Bush's This Time.Gosh Darn It!!.

    04/24/2015 4:07:35 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 9 replies
    Nope, Sorry Far-Left Loonies and "Staunch Hillary Supporters". Not this time, but odds are they will find a link between the Bush's, Russia,and President Putin on the Uranium Deal. Can't use the classic,"This All Started Under The Bush Administration" and new excuse,"Well Jeb Has Ties To Russia or Putin Too". Maybe the far left may even bring Romney into the mix. But never the less, finally we have a Democrat Scandal the left can't blame on Bush! Awe, Shucks!
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/24/2015 5:51:54 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 59 replies
    Listen up all you Young Whipper Snappers ~You all know, I have been a retired for a long time. I've become very bored so decided to open a medical clinic. I put a sign up outside that said: "Old Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."My neighbor, a 'young' doctor, was positive that this 'old geezer' didn't know beans about medicine, and thought it would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.  So he visited my clinic ... 'Old Dr. Geezer's Clinic'. This is what transpired: He told me, "Old Dr. Geezer,...
  • Today's Toons 4/24/15

    04/24/2015 3:21:11 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/24/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • My own little freepathon thread

    04/23/2015 6:52:06 PM PDT · by outofsalt · 21 replies
    Vanity | 4/23/2015 | self
    Things that I could give up once or twice this month to keep freerepublic free . 1. 100 rounds of 9mm ~$12 (I'll still send 200) 2. Overpriced coffee ~$10 (yeah, those guys) 3. Breakfast at work ~$10 (cereal's OK) 4. A 12 pack of beer ~$10 (I could fudge on this one.) 5. 1 upper deck seat ~$15 (minor league game)
  • Search for someone who has archived Space X Parody

    04/23/2015 6:22:25 PM PDT · by mojo114 · 17 replies
    Anyone archive Space X Parody? Grandson's favorite and can no longer find it on the internet. If anyone has it archived would you send me link please.
  • Apple Watch Killer Applications (Vanity)

    04/23/2015 4:04:43 PM PDT · by Rebel_Ace · 33 replies
    Myself, this is a Vanity Post ^ | 4/23/2015 | Rebel_Ace
    Rebel_Ace is bored again, and that can only mean that it's time for some more Photoshop fun! Last time it was Hillary's van. Today, we focus on the Apple Watch, the subject of quite a few FR threads of late. Killer Applications for the Apple Watch Here is a BLANK TEMPLATE for you creative types to download, manipulate and post back here for everyone's amusement (but mostly for my amusement, as I am the one that is bored)
  • Todays Obama Speech.No Empathy.It's As If He Just Cannot Be Bothered Anymore.

    04/23/2015 9:49:13 AM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 22 replies
    Did anyone watch "Todays Obama Sympathy Speech" and take notice that it sounded like he was "Reading A Cue Card", or "Reading From Notes".? The pattern continues. He always speaks as if he just doesn't want to be President anymore, speaks in such a monotone delivery to the extent where we are all to assume that Obama just doesn't care about the well being of our Nation and The Military. So did he go golfing afterwards?
  • Today's Toons 4/23/15

    04/23/2015 2:21:34 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/23/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Mrs. Obama Can't Recall If She's Been Married '20-Something Years,' ....[snip]

    04/23/2015 2:13:15 AM PDT · by Daffynition · 46 replies
    MCTV ^ | April 22,2015 | Craig Bannister
    Uncut title: "Mrs. Obama Can't Recall If She's Been Married '20-Something Years,' 'Over a Decade,' or 'A While'" First Lady Michelle Obama couldn’t remember how long she’s been married to the President of the United States at a “Q&A With Children at Take-Our-Daughters-And-Sons-To-Work Day” event at the White House today – vacillating from “twenty-something years” to “over a decade” – before settling on, simply, “a while.” QUESTION: “How long have you been with Barack Obama?” MRS. OBAMA: “Have we been married? Twenty-something years. (Laughter.) Wait, somebody. You guys know the date. When was it? It’s been over a decade. It’s...
  • Right On Time,Obama Brings Up Climate Change&Global Warming After Record Cold Winter.

    04/22/2015 5:17:10 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 11 replies
    And even on "The Five" they brought up the issue, too bad no one reminded Juan of the vicious winter New York and Boston just went through. So here we go again. Summer is coming with Obama and Global Warming Activists getting ready to blame the the next six months on Global Warming. It will be as if the winter of 2014/2015 Never Happened !!
  • Florida teen recovering after Water moccasin bite to his face

    04/22/2015 8:30:24 AM PDT · by fungoking · 44 replies
    Fox Tampa bay ^ | 4/21/15 | Staff
    <p>A Florida teenager is recovering after being bitten in the face by a water moccasin.</p> <p>The bite happened last Saturday, according to investigators with Florida Fish and Wildlife, two days after Austin Hatfield, 18, captured it in his girlfriend's yard in Wimauma.</p>
  • Today's Toons 4/22/15

    04/22/2015 1:14:11 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 21 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/22/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Two Congress Critters walk into a Bar ~ Vanity Joke

    04/21/2015 6:06:02 PM PDT · by GraceG · 14 replies
    Here is a Joke I though of! Two Congress Critters walk into a Bar and sit down. The Bartender moves over to their place at the Bar and asks "good evening gentlemen, nice to see you again tonight, would you like the usual?" One of the congress critters looks at the Bartender and says "It's been a hell of day on the hill, we'll take the usual and leave the bottles!" The Bartender says "two glasses, One bottle of whiskey and a bottle of rum coming right up!" The one congress critter grabs the wild turkey by the neck and...
  • VIDEO: How the Liberal Media Lied About UofM/American Sniper Controversy...

    04/21/2015 5:43:09 PM PDT · by StevenCrowder · 11 replies
    LouderWithCrowder.com ^ | 04/21/2015 | Steven Crowder
    See, the liberal media had to fabricate one entirely, and the Conservative media was quick to jump on it and blow it our of proportion. So what really happened at University of Michigan with those Muslim protesters? Just how “unsafe” was the campus really? No sensationalism, just the real story we found out...
  • Sole Reason Mike Huckabee Wont Win.Megyn Kelly's Live And Infamous "F--!$#Bee Blooper".

    04/21/2015 4:09:23 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 38 replies
    And did Mike Huckabee even have second thoughts about running after Megyn Kelly Almost Called Him "Mike F--Abee" on live TV? In a comical way, Megyn may have already dissed Mike Huckabee's chances of even making the top seven. You have to feel a little sorry for Mike Huckabee at this point. You can't help but think of "F---Abee" every time we see Mike Huckabee on TV. Can you imagine if Megyn Kelly inadvertently introduced Hillary by a particular name that "Sounds Like Hillary" if she ever gets an interview?
  • Today's Toons 4/21/15

    04/21/2015 1:20:07 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/21/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • New tagline for someone

    04/20/2015 7:25:52 PM PDT · by Secret Agent Man · 11 replies
    I like mine but thought of a good one for someone else looking: Pretty sure disagreeing with you doesn't make me Hitler.
  • Suggestion For GOP Candidates.Go To "That Chipotle Restaurant", And Make An Impression !!

    04/20/2015 6:11:19 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 12 replies
    Now this would be a slap in the face to Hillary. Can you just imagine Ted Cruz going into that same Chipotle Restaurant during a rush hour and greeting every patron? Hi, My Name Is Ted Cruz and I Am Running For President Of The United States!. Then next week Rand goes in, then later Scott Walker, Then Rubio. By the time all of the leading candidates go in there and making headlines all over Iowa, it will eventually be like, "Hillary? Hillary Who?".
  • Looks Like Hillary Will Be Using The Term "Distractions", When Defending Her Scandals.

    04/20/2015 4:02:23 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 34 replies
    Here we go! So now Hillary will be referring to all "GOP Facts" as "Distractions. In other words, every scandal from Benghazi to Wiping Her Server Clean to Taking Money from Foreign Nations is just a distraction or a "Phony Scandal". Let's see if Hillary even brings up any of her several scandals when she speaks before her massive crowds of 200(ish) in the purple states. If Hillary is going to bring up the GOP Candidates "Twakin' Chit" about her, then she needs to bring up the scandals in the same sentence!
  • Today's Toons 4/20/15

    04/20/2015 3:46:26 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/20/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Man Makes Final Request in Obituary – And It Involves Hillary Clinton

    04/19/2015 10:54:46 AM PDT · by Diana in Wisconsin · 10 replies
    IJ Review ^ | April 19, 2015 | Kyle Becker
    Obituaries can be an unexpected source of amusement, and an 81-year-old North Carolina man didn’t let the world down. “Larry Darrell Upright, 81, passed away Monday, April 13, 2015, at CMC- NorthEast in Concord. Darrell was born Aug. 15, 1933, in Cabarrus County to the late Arthur and Mary Ruth Upright. He was also preceded in death by his son, Joel Allen Upright. He is survived by his beloved wife and devoted caregiver, Colleen McDonald Upright; son Michael D. Upright; daughter Jill Upright McLain and husband Phil; granddaughters McKenzie Upright Brady and husband Logan, Lindsay McLain Leece and husband Jason...
  • Police officer's 'Dukes of Hazzard' car criticized

    04/19/2015 7:02:16 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 15 replies
    CBS 46 ^ | Apr 18, 2015 | wcbs
    The car was spotted at the 34th Precinct station house parked inside the lot authorized for police officers. The late model Dodge muscle car had orange paint and a Confederate flag on the roof, similar to the "General Lee" car in The Dukes of Hazzard TV show.
  • 20 Things Our Parents Did To Us That Would Be Considered Horrible Now

    04/18/2015 5:32:00 PM PDT · by Daffynition · 147 replies
    Distractify.com ^ | April 17,2015 | Deboral Gross
    Mommyshorts.com asked their readers to submit childhood throwback pictures from the 70's and 80's. Judging by these pictures, it's a miracle the generation survived. Here are 20 things parents did back then that would be considered completely questionable today: {snip pix at source]
  • Hillary's Van Photoshop Thread

    04/18/2015 1:02:47 PM PDT · by Rebel_Ace · 69 replies
    Myself, this is a Vanity Post ^ | 4/18/2015 | Rebel_Ace
    OK, I was bored and came across this picture of Hillary boarding her Imperial Death Van, waving to us peons. So, I could not resist some Photoshop fun with the license plate: Here is the image with a BLANK plate, ready for other Freepers to go to town: Have at it and post 'em here for fun!
  • Smartphone Debate Ends With Stabbings Apple vs. Android argument turned violent, police report

    04/18/2015 11:27:48 AM PDT · by sopwith · 21 replies
    the smoking gun ^ | APRIL 17 , 2015 | ?
    APRIL 17---A drunken argument over whether Android or Apple smartphones were superior turned violent early today when two Oklahoma roommates began assaulting each other during the bloody telecommunications debate. According to Tulsa police, Jiaro Mendez and Elias Acevedo were outside their apartment around 1 AM when their phone quarrel moved to the stabbing stage. As they tussled in a parking lot, Acevedo allegedly struck Mendez in the back of the head with a beer bottle. When cops subsequently apprehended Acevedo, he was “covered in blood” and “also had several lacerations on his body from the fight.” Both men were treated...
  • Snoring Airline Passenger Stabbed with Pen at Midway Airport

    04/17/2015 6:19:16 AM PDT · by KeyLargo · 23 replies
    patch.com ^ | April 16, 2015 | Lauren Traut
    Snoring Airline Passenger Stabbed with Pen at Midway Airport A woman lost her temper, grabbed a pen, and took the noisy matter into her own hands aboard a Southwest Airlines plane. By Lauren Traut (Patch Staff) April 16, 2015 A woman aboard a Southwest Airlines flight Thursday afternoon couldn’t stand the snoring of a man sitting nearby, so she stabbed him with a pen. Passengers aboard the already delayed Flight 577 out of Midway Airport were perturbed when the pilot was forced to circle back to the gate where Chicago Police escorted the woman off the plane. Other passengers tweeted...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/17/2015 5:20:55 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    So, you're campaigning to be President of the United States, and your idea of "being one of the people" is to walk into a restaurant, with your sunglasses on, incognito? No hand shaking, no talking with customers, no mingling with the people...And no one recognizes you? LOL...... too funny This is what four days of inane Clinton-Chipotle coverage looks like On Monday, Hillary Clinton popped into a Chipotle in Ohio, sending reverberations through the 2016 race. What did the former secretary of state order? And what did her order mean? Did a side of hot sauce signify a fiery...
  • Today's Toons 4/17/15

    04/17/2015 3:26:08 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 10 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/17/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • FACT CHECKING CAR ACRONYMS

    04/16/2015 9:28:22 PM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 68 replies
    Hagerty ^ | 4/15/15
    Lost in the mists of time are the identities of the clever individuals who created pithy acronyms out of the names of various car manufacturers. Although they were coined long before the age of the Internet troll, it’s no surprise that none are remotely positive. But are they remotely true? Here are three of the better-known ones: FIAT, “Fix It Again Tony”: Fiat had a long history in the U.S., riding the wave of the first import car boom in the 1950s until pulling out of the U.S. market in 1983 (for nearly 30 years). While Fiat offered stylish and...
  • The best pop culture tweets of 2015 so far

    04/16/2015 5:47:06 PM PDT · by vladimir998 · 11 replies
    telegraph.co.uk ^ | 4/16/15 | Kat Brown
    How Twitter marks the cultural year's high and low points: from the Oscars, to Jeremy Clarkson's 'fracas'
  • 17 People Who Shouldn't Have Kids

    04/16/2015 3:07:57 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 14 replies
    Diply ^ | April 11, 2015
    Parenting can be tough. Really tough, actually. Kids are constant time and money sucks, but hey, you try your best. Unless, of course, you're one of these parents. Maybe these are the result of negligence. Maybe they're lifehacks that went too far. Maybe they're the result of sleep deprivation and caffeine deficiency. I don't know. Regardless, here's to every parent who's ever said "ah, screw it!"
  • George Lucas Planning Payback With Massive Affordable Housing Project On His Marin County Land

    04/16/2015 2:03:51 PM PDT · by BBell · 60 replies
    http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com ^ | 4/15/15 | Phil Matier
    NOVATO (CBS SF) — After George Lucas ran into a buzzsaw of opposition from his wealthy Marin County neighbors when he tried to expand his Skywalker Ranch studio, the filmmaker might be getting some payback with plans for one of the largest affordable housing projects in the Bay Area.
  • Today's Toons 4/16/15

    04/16/2015 1:28:39 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/16/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • What "H1B" really means! ~ Vanity

    04/15/2015 1:40:11 PM PDT · by GraceG · 53 replies
    Reading all these sotries about people whining how fast food jobs should be paying 15 bucks an hour got me thinking about all the people we hire from other countries when we have all these well educated native born people struggling to find work... What does H1B really mean? H1B = Hire 1 Barista So for every foreign worker we bring in on a H1B, we end up having to "Hire One Barista" down the street at starbucks... The H1B program is directly tied to the number of colleg students having to take a lower paying job handing out coffee...
  • Today's Toons 4/15/15

    04/15/2015 3:18:46 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/15/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Hillary's Campaign Theme Song

    04/14/2015 5:53:55 PM PDT · by Chris Shugart Uncommon Sense · 6 replies
    YouTube ^ | 1-04-15 | National Lampoon
    I just found Hillary's presidential campaign theme song. It's perfect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxQ2FR0P4uU
  • No helmets or seat belts? Baby boomers lived dangerously by today's standards

    04/14/2015 3:48:13 PM PDT · by ButThreeLeftsDo · 71 replies
    StarTribune.com ^ | 4/14/15 | JEFF STRICKLER
    By today’s safety standards, every baby boomer should have been dead by the time we were 12. We defied danger on a daily basis. We never knew that we were doing risky things, of course; we just thought that we were having fun. Nonetheless, we spent our days immersed in activities that we’d never for a second allow our children or grandchildren to do. Or even think about doing. Here are some of the ways we courted trouble:
  • Hillary Clinton's Campaign Manager Steps Forward! Explains 'Strategy'

    04/14/2015 10:46:02 AM PDT · by javie · 11 replies
    Hillary Clinton's Campaign Manager Steps Forward! Explains 'Strategy'
  • The Onion parodies Hillary's campaign announcement

    It is definitely not safe for work, for children, or for those of a delicate disposition when it comes to profanity, but The Onion has captured an aspect of Hillary most of us on our side of the spectrum well appreciate
  • I'm with stupid voters (Hillary's new logo)

    04/14/2015 6:25:47 AM PDT · by Heartlander · 23 replies
    4/14/2015 | Heartlander
  • Today's Toons 4/14/15

    04/14/2015 3:58:09 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/14/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • LEGO - America Today - Police Invasion

    04/13/2015 10:50:48 PM PDT · by MinorityRepublican · 12 replies
  • Caught on Camera: Chimp Swats Down Drone Filming at Zoo

    04/13/2015 8:26:29 PM PDT · by LonePalm · 7 replies
    NBC News ^ | 4/13/2015 | Unknown
    Click here for video. King Kong's got nothing on her. A chimp being filmed by a drone for a television show based out of a zoo in the Netherlands decided she wasn't too keen on the invasion of privacy and swatted the drone from the sky, but the finished film was "special" nonetheless, according to the zoo. When a drone hovered over the chimpanzee exhibit at Burger's Zoo, while filming "Burgers' Zoo Natuurlijk" Friday, "the intelligent primates immediately discovered the spying little plane and right away armed themselves with long sticks against this inquisitive electronic intruder," the zoo's website said....