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  • Trump Jr hits back at Anthony Weiner on Twitter....

    07/26/2016 8:10:57 PM PDT · by dragonblustar · 33 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | July 26 2016 | Clemence Michallon
    Anthony Weiner has sworn he would come back into politics if Donald Trump Jr ever ran for New York mayor - a pledge met with an acerbic tweet on Trump Jr's part. The former congressman is currently in Philadelphia for the Democratic National Convention. He flew there hours after calling the elder Trump a 'xenophobic, narcissistic, racist anti-Semite' on Stephen Colbert's Late Show. Weiner ended his political career after losing his seat at the US House Of Representative and the 2013 New York mayoral election to two sexting scandals. But the former congressman, whose wife Huma Abedin is one of...
  • What's the biggest lie Bubba will tell tonight? (Vanity)

    07/26/2016 6:58:41 PM PDT · by llevrok · 52 replies
    She still makes me all hot and runny...
  • Mr. and Mrs. Dolittle! Couple with SEVEN rescue animals - four dogs, two ducks, and a cat ...

    07/26/2016 3:55:19 PM PDT · by Cecily · 8 replies
    Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | July 26, 2016 | Valerie Siebert
    A couple with a menagerie of pets have gained tens of thousands of followers on Instagram for their adorable photos of their furry family. Kasey and Blake Boggs of Defiance, Missouri, are the happy owners of Roxy, Edith, Mia, Rose, Jake, Gertrude and Donald - a family of four dogs a cat and two ducklings. According to the owners, who have been rescuing animals for more than a decade, the strange group are surprisingly, utterly inseparable.
  • Does the Tour de France Need a Financial Fix?

    07/26/2016 7:10:21 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 24 replies
    WSJ ^ | 24 June 2016 | JASON GAY
    The divide between cycling’s haves and have-nots has led some to worry that this disparity will drain the excitement out of the Tour... Still, Froome acknowledged something significant the other day. He admitted that if he rode not for the well-funded Sky, which can afford to surround him with well-paid lieutenants, but for a smaller, lower-budgeted outfit, he probably would not be in the running for the yellow jersey. “If I was riding for a small team, it would be different,” Froome said.... Does pro cycling need a budget or a salary cap, such as the NFL, NBA or even...
  • Today's Toons 7/26/16

    07/26/2016 3:54:43 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 6 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/26/16 | pookie18
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  • Political book for debating the left

    07/25/2016 9:47:54 AM PDT · by 1pitech · 17 replies
    No Compromise Media ^ | 02-07-2014 | Paul Ibbetson
    Get the Kindle version of "Eat The Liberals" for the next couple days for just .99 cents. Synopsis: Winning debates is not easy. It takes work and the skills necessary to become a truly effective debater. This may require years to perfect. As you progress as a debater your clothes, your body language, your voice intonation will work in an organized synchronization with the information in your mind. No one has to tell people to respect the Great White shark as it swims to its destination. Everything about this imposing creature exudes an image of dominance. Strong debaters are the...
  • Today's Toons 7/25/16

    07/25/2016 4:25:12 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 10 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/25/16 | pookie18
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  • Theme song for Presidential Campaign?

    07/25/2016 3:14:08 AM PDT · by Western Phil · 35 replies
    Three wheels on my wagon, And I’m still rolling along The Cherokees are chasing me Arrows fly, right on by But I’m singing a happy song I’m singing a higgity, haggity, hoggety, high Pioneers, they never say die A mile up the road there’s a hidden cave And we can watch those Cherokees Go galloping by SPOKEN: “George, they’re catching up to us!” “Get back in the wagon woman!”
  • WIKILEAKS: Democrat Donor Stephen Bittel Hilariously Dissed!!!

    07/24/2016 3:41:15 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 31 replies
    Self | July 24, 2016 | PJ-Comix
    A lot of people are looking for the DNC scandals revealed by WikiLeaks but if you look real carefully you can find a lot of comedy gold, especially in the way the DNC treat some of their donors like dirt. One example as you can see below is Miami Beach real estate investor Stephen Bittel whom they consign to the crappiest corner of a fundraiser. Oh, and no, Bittel you are NOT worthy of sitting anywhere near Obama. In fact could you just give us your MONEY and spare us your UNWANTED presence?
  • Bryan Lewis "I Think My Dog's A Democrat"

    07/24/2016 12:52:29 PM PDT · by demkicker · 32 replies
    You Tube ^ | March 8, 2016 | Bryan Lewis
    Well, I think my dog's a democrat and it breaks my heart to say - to think an ugly thing like that, but there's a big old pile of evidence that points to the fact that my dog might be a democrat....
  • Rage Monkey IS BACK, and HE'S PISSED OFF!

    07/24/2016 10:45:03 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 75 replies
    7/24/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz
  • Russell Peters - What's So Funny About Chinese Accents (total -humor- vanity)

    07/23/2016 8:15:56 PM PDT · by Utilizer · 26 replies
    YouTube ^ | 18, 2016 | Daily Dose of Sunshine
    "Two Types Of Asians" by Russell Peters
  • The K-12 Joke: “The Heck You Can’t”

    07/23/2016 2:38:19 PM PDT · by BruceDeitrickPrice · 5 replies ^ | July 6, 2016 | Bruce Deitrick Price
    It's a joke widely told. This guy goes into a hotel restaurant and instructs the waitress: "Please bring me one tiny glass of frozen orange juice diluted until you can see through it. Two cold and burned pieces of toast. One infinitesimal and frozen pat of butter. Scrambled eggs that look like they were cooked the day before yesterday. And one piece of bacon cooked so long that, when you try to cut it, it splits into 37 different pieces." "Hey, what is this?" the waitress complains. "We can't make you a breakfast like that." "The heck you can't," says...
  • Guns Are Very Bad, Study Shows............................ [Satire]

    07/23/2016 10:13:33 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 50 replies
    7/23/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz
    A recent study showed that guns are bad. The Center For Proving Bad Guns Are Bad showed that guns are bad, and that badness exists in guns. "Guns are bad," said one of the study researchers, "Very bad, I can not tell you just how bad they are, but they are extremely bad." The incidence of guns being very bad has incresed 10% over the last year, and 27% since 1968. This study also shows that the qualititive level of badness in each gun has gone from "Bad" to "Horrifically Bad" in that same time period. The study also suggests...
  • What is it like to fire a Daisy BB gun?

    07/22/2016 6:37:43 PM PDT · by xzins · 100 replies
    The People's Cube ^ | 6/17/2016 | Komissar al-Blogunov
    What's it like to fire a Daisy BB gun? It's an experience I'll never forget. Everybody knows BB guns are scary looking and ought to be banned, but I thought I would try to shoot one without any preconceived notions. What I encountered changed me forever. I took a deep breath and determined to enter a Wal-Mart. A "greeter" met me with, "Howdy, welcome to Wal-Mart." I'm from the north. We don't say "Howdy". I sneer back at the microaggression and strain to hold back tears of rage. Barely controlling myself, I asked where I could find a BB gun....
  • Fantasy Football 2016

    07/22/2016 2:51:01 PM PDT · by Bender2 · 14 replies
    Sweet 16 Homers' League Live Draft: Sun Aug 28 1:30pm CDT
  • Inspired by Trump's speech: Parody Song "You're a mean one, Hillary"

    07/22/2016 10:47:49 AM PDT · by lightman · 16 replies
    22 July A.D. 2016 | "lightman"
    You’re a mean one, Hil-la-ry. You left Chris Stevens to die. When Muslims took Bengazhi You went off to catch shut -eye, Hiillary! You’re a top advisor Who’s really a spy. You’re a monster, Hil-la-ry. You defied our policy Using unncrtypted emails Compromised security Hil-larry! I wouldn’t trust you With a sixty-four bit encryption key. You’re a foul one, Hil-la-ry. ‘Nabling sex predator Bill Stain a blue dress in the office Have a cigar for a thrill Hil-la-ry. Given the choice between the two of you I’d take Humma for a chill. You’re a vile one, Hil-la-ry. You’r a nasty...

    07/22/2016 6:12:23 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 48 replies
    Let thy silliness begin... Happy Retirement Sheriff Here's your drink
  • Today's Toons 7/22/16

    07/22/2016 1:54:02 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/22/16 | pookie18
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  • Today's Toons 7/21/16

    07/21/2016 4:54:10 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 7 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/21/16 | pookie18
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  • VIDEO: The Top Five Reasons You CANNOT Vote for Hillary Clinton!

    07/20/2016 3:51:47 PM PDT · by StevenCrowder · 19 replies ^ | 07/20/2016 | Steven Crowder
    Just in case you were still on the fence. all the references are at the original post.
  • Caption Bubba Addressing The Lawinsky Affair

    07/20/2016 2:02:04 PM PDT · by llevrok · 12 replies
    7/20/2016 | me
  • My favorite RNC speeches so far ... (vanity / sarcasm)

    07/20/2016 10:23:03 AM PDT · by fishtank · 11 replies
    here ^ | 7-20-16 | fishtank
    Here's my favorite speeches so far from the RNC convention: Mitt Romney (I'd pick Ryan again - and again) George W. Bush (I gave Barry the best intro I could!) George HW Bush (Ha! Fooled you twice! - None of us Bushes would EVER be like Reagan!) John McCain (Hillary is a nice woman - just like Barry is a nice man)
  • Today's Toons 7/20/16

    07/20/2016 1:32:02 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/20/16 | pookie18
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  • Great parody Trump speech!

    07/19/2016 7:05:06 AM PDT · by HangUpNow · 34 replies
    youtube ^ | Mike Kaminski
    Mike Kaminski aka Comedian Michael Clive is known for the Most Authentic imitations in the World (like his 'Patton Speech'). In this great parody speech, Mike catches Trump at this best and worst. He Nukes 0bama's foreign policy & more! All the "Trumpisms" you love.
  • Today's Toons 7/19/16

    07/19/2016 5:25:37 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/19/16 | pookie18
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  • My health condition update (Vanity)

    07/18/2016 10:26:20 AM PDT · by eastforker · 27 replies
    me ^ | 7/18/2016 | eastforker
    I am sorry I have not been very responsive to your Emails lately. I have been somewhat under the weather. My doctors have diagnosed me as having an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue, PIST-AWF (Pronounced pissed-off.) PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that has become widespread and highly contagious. Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing PIST-AWF as a new disease. It has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person's entire body then goes dormant....
  • Today's Toons 7/18/16

    07/18/2016 5:07:32 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 10 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/18/16 | pookie18
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    07/16/2016 6:22:13 AM PDT · by dynachrome · 21 replies
    The Burning Platform ^ | 7-16-16 | Yojimbo
    1. No one needs a commercial truck this large. 2. The Founding Fathers never envisioned large commercial trucks, and did not intend for people to drive them. 3. These “assault trucks” are designed for killing large numbers of people quickly, and that is their only use. 4. We need a “no truck” list immediately, one that does not require due process to get on or off. 5. No where in the Constitution does it mention the freedom to own these killing devices called trucks. 6. Large commercial trucks should only be owned by the police, military, or politicians, NOT normal...
  • Has Pence or Trump said anything about Pocahontas' TP?[vanity]

    07/15/2016 3:46:14 PM PDT · by ObamahatesPACoal · 24 replies
    Trump-Pence. T-P.
  • Cicero (IL)man stole money from cars to support pizza habit, police say

    07/15/2016 6:41:13 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 26 replies
    Chicongo Tribune ^ | 13 July 2016 | Dany Y. Ortiz
    A Cicero man who told he police he loved pizza and wished to sample an array of pies in the western suburbs has been accused of stealing loose money from unlocked vehicles to support his gastronomic habit, authorities said... He identified several pizzerias in the west suburbs whose wares he wished to sample — his favorite was a place on Harlem Avenue in Oak Park — but since he lacked money, he resorted to taking cash from unlocked vehicles, police said.

    07/15/2016 5:41:59 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 45 replies
    This weeks collection of silliness When Your Dad Works in Hollywood A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and...
  • France Horror.Got To Wonder.What Can Obama Say?,He Has Run Out Of Lame Excuses.

    07/15/2016 4:54:09 AM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 78 replies
    If the President has ever been backed into a corner regarding a terror attack,we are at that point. Obama can't blame Republicans,Guns,Global Warming,The fact that a victim looks like his son,there were no "Stupid Cops" at the scene,Can't blame congress,senate and typical white people,can't blame Trump or Bush , and the infamous:"Income Inequality". Should be interesting to watch the next Obama Speech trying to explain what happened in France last night.
  • Picture: Pokemon Pence In Front of Trump Tower (image by JennysCool)

    07/14/2016 1:43:23 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 8 replies
    Self | July 14, 2016 | PJ-Comix & JennysCool
    I put in a request for a Pokemon Pence on a cellphone screen in front of Trump Tower pic and Freeper JennysCool came thru with FLYING COLORS!
  • Image Request for Pokemon Pence (Viral?)

    07/14/2016 12:09:38 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 12 replies
    Self | July 14, 2016 | PJ-Comix
    Anybody out there good with Photoshop? Okay, I have a fun request. A cellphone being held in front of Trump Tower and on the screen we see Pokemon Pence.
  • Today's Toons 7/14/16

    07/14/2016 2:49:13 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 7 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/14/16 | pookie18
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  • This Is What Happens To Car Sales In A "Socialist Utopia" (243 sold in June! LOL)

    07/13/2016 2:49:11 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 15 replies
    Zero Hedge ^ | 7-13-16 | Tyler Durden
    Before the 'election' of President Maduro, Venezuelan domestic car sales were in the 8 to 10,000 range per month. Since Maduro's election things have gone south fast in the socialist utopia...
  • Caption This: Dallas Memorial - Tale of Two Presidents

    07/13/2016 5:31:18 AM PDT · by RummyChick · 57 replies
    twitter ^ | 7/12 | scott baio
    Scott Baio Verified account ‏@ScottBaio 10h10 hours ago Too much pride to bow his head in prayer. Obama mentions HIMSELF 45 times during memorial speech for Dallas officers
  • Today's Toons 7/13/16

    07/13/2016 3:52:15 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/13/16 | pookie18
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  • How's 'bout them Cowboys!!!!

    07/11/2016 3:23:03 PM PDT · by Bender2 · 37 replies
    How's 'bout them Cowboys!!!!
  • Today's Toons 7/11/16

    07/11/2016 1:21:27 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/11/16 | pookie18
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  • Bill and Loretta

    07/09/2016 1:20:43 PM PDT · by Mogger · 10 replies
    Ed Sanders | jul 9 2016 | Ed Sanders
    You can just imagine the conversation between Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch.... Hi Loretta? How are the grandkids doing? Want to ever see them alive again? How's your golf game doing? Sure going to be hard with your kneecaps broken... Now here's how it's going to go...Hillary gets off the hook. The sheeple will be going nuts over this, so you need to distract them. Have Barak, or whatever his name is call, his BLM buddies and have them kill a few people. No, you dummy, not the Bureau of Land Management. They've been in the news too much for...
  • Just thought we needed some fun.

    07/08/2016 3:40:18 PM PDT · by GunHoardingCapitalist · 16 replies
    Youtube | A youtube channel.
    Just thought we all need a good laugh, enjoy.
  • Was Hillary in the Dallas Police Sniper Fire? (Bosnia Vanity)

    07/08/2016 2:30:07 PM PDT · by Robert357 · 13 replies
    Self | 7/8/2016 | Self
    I wonder if Hillary was in Dallas taking sniper fire during the Black Lives Matter protests? I expect that she will one day believe she was and use that as a reason why all firearms (except for those protecting her and collecting taxes) should be banned. (/sarcasm) Seriously, would anyone be surprised to hear that she adds this sniper fire to that she faced in Bosnia?
  • How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police

    07/08/2016 1:40:32 PM PDT · by SpaceBar · 23 replies
    Youtube ^ | 7/8/2016 | Chris Rock
    4 minute video for those who haven't seen it. Some course language.

    07/08/2016 6:10:50 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 40 replies
    This is a test of the Emergency Silliness System This is only a test. Let's see how many pass this test....
  • Today's Toons 7/8/16

    07/08/2016 1:23:14 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/8/16 | pookie18
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  • Awkward Exes: Britain & America (Fourth of July) - by We Are Thomasse

    07/07/2016 9:50:05 PM PDT · by Enchante · 1 replies
    YouTube ^ | July 2, 2106 | Thomasse
    America is throwing herself a birthday party. Her ex, Britain, shows up, fresh off the Brexit vote, looking for a rebound. AWKWARD! Written and performed by Nick Afka Thomas and Sarah Ann Masse (We Are Thomasse) With: Rob Berliner, Bradley Brough, Robby Motz, Luis Lopez, Luis Garcia, Joshua Lassman, Lena Valentine, Jessica Ashley, Dylan Li Gandy Directed by Sophia Kiapos Camera Operator/Editor: J Garrett Vorreuter Produced by We Are Thomasse (Sarah Ann Thomas) Associate Produced by Erika Curry
  • Mischa Barton Responds to Alton Sterling’s Death With... a Yacht Instagram?

    07/07/2016 8:36:03 PM PDT · by Enchante · 22 replies
    Mashable via Yahoo ^ | July 7, 2016 | Staff
    The actress, who has been in France for Paris Fashion week, also demanded stricter gun control and called on her fellow Americans to use the upcoming presidential election as an opportunity to take action. “Somebody make change,” she continued. “We need gun control and unity. And a real President so think about that when this election is around the corner. The world is a precarious place right now.#stop #reflect and #act appropriately.” Again, this text was all accompanied by a photo of Mischa Barton on vacation for some baffling reason. Maybe when she’s calling for critical thinking from her fellow...
  • Time To Have Fun With Hillary.

    07/07/2016 3:50:32 PM PDT · by mountn man · 55 replies
    None | today | Me
    So...Comey basically called Hillary everything but a moron.Time to have a little fun at ol' Hills expense.Bumper sticker, billboard and T-shirt ideas.