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  • Today's Toons 11/27/14

    11/27/2014 4:24:51 AM PST · by pookie18 · 6 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/27/14 | pookie18
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  • Naked man turns himself into a haybale – Hilarity ensues

    11/26/2014 8:53:07 AM PST · by SWAMPSNIPER · 28 replies
    patriotoutdoornews ^ | NOV 26, 2014 | patriotoutdoornews
    Naked man turns himself into a haybale – Hilarity ensues.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL WEDNESDAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/26/2014 5:22:07 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 54 replies
    I am thankful for the Friday Silliness Thread....especially when it comes early......(like on Wednesday, because Friday most people won't be around, because they'll be recovering from Thanksgiving....or worse......shopping!) So...here is some Thanksgiving humorHorn of Plenty When a music student brought his French horn to my shop for repair, he complained that the instrument “felt stuffy” and he couldn’t blow air through it. It’s not unusual to find partial blockages in brass instruments if small items get lodged in the tubing, but when I tested the instrument, the horn was completely blocked. After much probing and prodding, a small tangerine dropped...
  • Today's Toons 11/26/14

    11/26/2014 3:42:49 AM PST · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/26/14 | pookie18
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  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Thread Week 13]

    11/26/2014 1:53:50 AM PST · by Bender2 · 30 replies
    Week 13 Thursday, Nov. 27 Chicago Bears vs. Detroit Lions, 12:30 p.m. Philadelphia Eagles vs. Dallas Cowboys, 4:30 p.m. Seattle Seahawks vs. San Francisco 49ers, 8:30 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 30 San Diego Chargers vs. Baltimore Ravens, 1p.m. Cleveland Browns vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m. Tennessee Titans vs. Houston Texans, 1 p.m. Washington Redskins vs. Indianapolis Colts, 1 p.m. New York Giants vs. Jacksonville Jaguars, 1 p.m. Carolina Panthers vs. Minnesota Vikings, 1 p.m. New Orleans Saints vs. Pittsburgh Steelers, 1 p.m. Oakland Raiders vs. St. Louis Rams, 1 p.m. Cincinnati Bengals vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 1 p.m. Arizona Cardinals vs....
  • The College Football Czar: Week 14

    11/25/2014 9:49:56 PM PST · by Daniel Clark · 4 replies
    The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | November 26, 2014 | Daniel Clark
    The College Football Czar: Week 14 Week thirteen in review: The College Football Czar started the week with a pair of lopsided Friday night losses, and it didn’t get much better from there, as he went crashing to a season-low record of 7-10. And talk about asking for it – did he really pick Penn State, Notre Dame and Michigan? Yeesh! For the year, the Czar’s record now stands at 164-98, for a .625 winning percentage, which, if it remained consistent through the end of the year, would be his lowest percentage since his first season of posting his picks...
  • Frenchman develops pills to make flatulence smell of roses

    11/25/2014 3:24:54 PM PST · by Cry if I Wanna · 51 replies
    The Telegraph ^ | November 25, 2014 | Rory Mulholland
    A Frenchman has developed a range of pills aimed at making people’s flatulence smell sweeter - of chocolate or of roses - which he says will make the perfect Christmas present. The 65-year-old artist and inventor says his pills are aimed at easing indigestion and are made of 100 percent natural ingredients such as fennel, seaweed and blueberries.
  • Kids play with paint a get it all over their faces (You Tube)

    11/25/2014 11:58:25 AM PST · by beaversmom · 2 replies
    You Tube ^ | November 17, 2014 | Mihai Patriche
    Video linkTwo super cute little brothers doing what little boys do.
  • Here’s Why The Check Engine Light Is A Horrible, Terrible Thing

    11/25/2014 11:06:02 AM PST · by Eric Pode of Croydon · 150 replies
    Jalopnik ^ | 24 Nov 2014 | Doug DeMuro
    <p>It happened on Thursday night. I went out to my car. I climbed inside. I turned the key in the ignition. And … nothing. Well, not quite nothing. A failed start. A check engine light. And an ominous warning message that said: TRANSMISSION FAULT: LIMITED GEARS AVAILABLE.</p>
  • British say Boston is full of “fake Irish people”

    11/25/2014 10:05:42 AM PST · by Usagi_yo · 49 replies
    IrishCentral.com ^ | November 21,2014 | IrishCentral Staff Writers
    The British think Boston is full of “fake Irish people,” according to British staff of Buzzfeed. The website asked its employees in the UK for their stereotypes of every state in the U.S. and created a map of the results.
  • HUMOR, THE ANTIDEPRESSANT: Gone just for a moment

    11/25/2014 8:37:44 AM PST · by SandRat · 4 replies
    Sierra Vista Herald ^ | Elizabeth Cowan
    It is an indisputable fact of modern times. We are far too busy. If you are a stay-at-home parent, then your busy is magnified. Taking on the homemaker and parental role would snap Mister Fantastic’s rubber band. It does not matter if you have one child or a truckload. You are bent, folded, pulled and prodded in countless directions. For those who work outside the home and have children, you are multitasking on steroids. So, just to amp things up several notches on your stress scale, do not forget that we are now approaching the holiday season at breakneck speed....
  • Today's Toons 11/25/14

    11/25/2014 1:25:45 AM PST · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/25/14 | pookie18
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  • Obama Reflects on Ferguson (Vanity)

    11/25/2014 12:24:59 AM PST · by llevrok · 1 replies
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  • Ferguson Jury Decision Expected on Black Friday

    11/24/2014 6:40:57 AM PST · by UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide · 30 replies
    self | 2014-11-24 | UBSOTOS
    Goods will be flying off the shelves.
  • Today's Toons 11/24/14

    11/24/2014 4:17:51 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/24/14 | pookie18
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  • Movie for a Sunday afternoon: "Teacher's Pet"(1958)

    11/23/2014 12:15:13 PM PST · by ReformationFan · 6 replies
    Daily Motion ^ | 1958 | George Seaton
  • Funny penalties...greatest goalkeeper ever!

    11/23/2014 10:51:45 AM PST · by EveningStar · 21 replies
    YouTube ^ | November 22, 2014 | Uploaded by My Best ViDeoS
    Funny penalties...greatest goalkeeper ever!
  • President 0bama Gets Schoolhouse Rocked on SNL (Illegal Immigration)

    11/23/2014 6:53:52 AM PST · by Diana in Wisconsin · 18 replies
    IJReview ^ | November 22. 2014 | SNL
    "I'm just a Bill on Capitol Hill..." Cute Schoolhouse Rock Parody. Ya gotta laugh, or you'll cry! Video at Link.
  • 'All About That Baste' parody video goes viral for Thanksgiving

    11/22/2014 3:37:54 PM PST · by goodwithagun · 3 replies
    Fox News ^ | November 20, 2014
    Can dear old dad handle Thanksgiving meal prep all by himself? According to the Holderness family of Raleigh, N.C., --made famous last year for dancing around in the Christmas jammies --not quite.
  • Ancient Martian civilisation was wiped out by nuclear bomb-wielding aliens& they could attack Earth

    11/22/2014 12:08:38 PM PST · by BenLurkin · 128 replies
    MailOnline ^ | 18:15 EST, 21 November 2014 | Jonathan O'Callaghan for
    If you're planning to go to the 2014 Annual Fall Meeting of the American Physical Society in Illinois this Saturday, you might be in for a bit of a surprise with the final talk of the day. Because that's when plasma physicist Dr John Brandenburg will present his theory that an ancient civilisation on Mars was wiped out by a nuclear attack from another alien race. In his bizarre theory, Dr Brandenburg says ancient Martians known as Cydonians and Utopians were massacred in the attack - and evidence of the genocide can still be seen today. Back in 2011 the...
  • More Cosby shows canceled; Friday night show is on

    11/21/2014 11:03:59 AM PST · by Olog-hai · 33 replies
    Associated Press ^ | Nov 21, 2014 12:50 PM EST | Frazier Moore
    Bill Cosby’s shows at casinos in Las Vegas and Arizona have been canceled as more women come forward alleging he sexually assaulted them many years ago. […] Cosby, 77, still apparently planned to bring his comedy routine to a sold-out theater in Melbourne, Florida, Friday night, and at least 34 other shows remain on his schedule through May 2015. …
  • **THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/21/2014 4:53:21 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 111 replies
    “If CBO scored the mandate as taxes, the bill dies, ok? … lack of transparency is a huge political advantage and basically, you know, call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever, but basically, that was really, really critical to getting this thing to pass.” 18 visits over a 5 year period, and Obama doesn’t know who he is? Obama on March 28, 2011: Univision Town Hall:  “Well, I think it is important to remind everybody that, as I said I think previously, and I’m not a king. I am the head of the executive branch of...
  • Today's Toons 11/21/14

    11/21/2014 3:31:22 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/21/14 | pookie18
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  • The College Football Czar: Week 13

    11/20/2014 8:03:11 PM PST · by Daniel Clark · 5 replies
    The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | November 20, 2014 | Daniel Clark
    The College Football Czar: Week 13 Week twelve in review: With its 25-20 win over Mississippi State, Alabama has vaulted to #1 in the new CFP ratings, with Oregon holding at #2. Florida State, the only remaining undefeated major conference team, failed to climb a spot in spite of the fact that they continue to win, while playing like anything but a national contender. MSU has only slipped to fourth, but the Bulldogs will have a hard time staying in playoff position if they don’t earn a berth in the SEC championship. It has started. ACC Commissioner John “The Lardhead”...
  • My mild, well-reasoned response to Obama's Illegal Act (Vanity)

    11/20/2014 7:18:15 PM PST · by vladimir998 · 6 replies
    Youtube ^ | Many years ago | Warner Brothers
    I have more respect for Warner Brothers cartoon characters than I do for the looney tune in the White House.
  • Really Tee'd Off: Police called to Exclusive $45k-a-year Boston Golf Club to Diffuse Heated Row ....

    11/20/2014 11:44:28 AM PST · by Cecily · 22 replies
    Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | November 20, 2014 | Ted Thornhill
    The website of the club, set in Boston’s affluent western suburbs, states that only neat white denim is allowed, and even then only women can wear it. It says that ‘all denim attire including blue jeans, designer jeans and denim jackets or dresses, regardless of color’ is prohibited. It adds that ‘women may wear neat, not torn, “white denim” or “5 pocket style slacks” in any color (other than blue denim)’. Mr Weeple, an executive at a Boston finance company, and his wife had arrived for an evening drink with a large group of members who were also accused of...
  • Today's Toons 11/20/14

    11/20/2014 3:37:32 AM PST · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/20/14 | pookie18
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  • Are There Birds In Canada?

    11/19/2014 1:53:02 PM PST · by EveningStar · 25 replies
    BuzzFeed ^ | April 28, 2012 | Jimbo Duggins
    Are There Birds In Canada? I did not know this; but then, Canada has always been a mystery. Yahoo Answers to the rescue. posted on April 28, 2012, at 8:10 a.m.
  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Thread Week 12]

    11/19/2014 5:46:48 AM PST · by Bender2 · 148 replies
    ESPN NFL ^ | ESPN
    Week 12 Bye teams: Carolina Panthers, Pittsburgh Steelers Thursday, Nov. 20 Kansas City Chiefs vs. Oakland Raiders, 8:25 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 23 Cleveland Browns vs. Atlanta Falcons, 1 p.m. New York Jets vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m. Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Chicago Bears, 1 p.m. Cincinnati Bengals vs. Houston Texans, 1 p.m. Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Indianapolis Colts, 1 p.m. Green Bay Packers vs. Minnesota Vikings, 1 p.m. Detroit Lions vs. New England Patriots, 1 p.m. Tennessee Titans vs. Philadelphia Eagles, 1 p.m. St. Louis Rams vs. San Diego Chargers, 4:05 p.m. Arizona Cardinals vs. Seattle Seahawks, 4:05 p.m. Miami Dolphins...
  • Today's Toons 11/19/14

    11/19/2014 3:35:35 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/19/14 | pookie18
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  • Breaking Bad Meets Frozen in the Hilarious “Do You Want to Build a Meth Lab?”

    11/18/2014 5:14:27 PM PST · by knak · 7 replies
    tv overmind ^ | 11/18/14 | king
    It seems like Frozen has been everywhere over the past year, after it made its theatrical debut last winter, even invading TV screens this fall with its own special on ABC before the characters of Elsa, Anna, Kristoff, and even Sven the reindeer made their way on to Once Upon a Time. However, I don’t think anyone could have predicted that Frozen would ever combine with Breaking Bad, but it happened yesterday, when this hilarious video, entitled “Do You Want to Build a Meth Lab?” (a parody version of Frozen‘s “Do You Want to Build a Snowman?”), hit the web....
  • Socialist Jack*ss OWNED in Rebuttal Video! (Russell Brand)

    11/18/2014 5:01:29 PM PST · by StevenCrowder · 33 replies
    www.LouderWithCrowder.com ^ | 11/18/14 | Steven Crowder
    Russell Brand is one of Hollywood's favorite self-avowed liberal socialists. In this video, I wade through his asinine arguments so that YOU don't have to. He gonna be maaaaad. :)
  • Sleep Bomber...B-17 Sounds

    11/18/2014 8:38:07 AM PST · by virgil283 · 45 replies
    americandigest ^ | November 17, 2014
    "Let our virtual B-17 airplane sound lull you to sleep with a low frequency engine drone in stereo. This is an 8 hour long version designed to run all night." .....
  • TV series to feature startup businesses battling for survival in aftermath of Darren Wilson verdict

    11/18/2014 4:57:24 AM PST · by orwell2112 · 11 replies
    Thoughtgrime ^ | November 17, 2014 | Sisyphus
    FERGUSON, Mo. — (TG) Looking to capitalize on the frayed nerves of a nation on the eve of a potentially explosive grand jury decision in the Darren Wilson case, reality TV production company Focal Dungeon announced a new series that will be shot in troubled Jefferson City, Missouri. Entitled “Loot to Thrill,” the show will follow the fortunes of four small businesses – a florist, a golf shop, a specialty bakery, and a jewelry store – that will open their doors the moment the Wilson verdict is announced. To ensure fairness, the businesses will be located adjacent to each other,...
  • Today's Toons 11/18/14

    11/18/2014 3:27:29 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/18/14 | pookie18
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  • Hitler Finds Out About Field Marshal Gruber's Loose Lips (Video)

    11/17/2014 9:03:30 PM PST · by NKP_Vet · 14 replies
    http://www.breitbart.com ^ | November 15, 2014 | Debra Heine
    If ever an occasion called for a Hitler downfall parody, GruberGate is it. Courtesy of Michelle Obama's Mirror, Der Fuhrer is not pleased to find out Field Marshal Gruber has spilled the beans on the ObamaCare deceptions and called the American people stupid. "That pointy headed twit! I knew he couldn't keep his mouth shut!" Hitler roars. Enjoy:
  • This Might Be the Craziest Interview Willow & Jaden Smith Have Ever Done

    11/17/2014 4:25:45 PM PST · by RummyChick · 19 replies
    toofab ^ | toofab
    Willow and Jaden Smith have a lot of feelings about a lot of things ... and they're sharing them in one of the most bizarre interviews we've ever read. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's two children just did a joint interview with T Magazine, where they rambled on about the relativity of time, prana energy, writing novels and the biggest problem with driver's ed today. Yeah, we only understand about half of what's actually being said ... but here are just three of the craziest takeaways from the article. Read the entire thing here, it's worth it.
  • VIDEO: Ghosts in the Machine Berkeley (Hilarious Funeral for a Frozen Chicken at Whole Foods)

    11/17/2014 3:43:20 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 66 replies
    YouTube ^ | November 7, 2014 | Direct Action Everywhere
    VIDEO Raw footage from DxE East Bay in Berkeley last week: "Next to us is the body of a mother, who bellowed in grief as she was dragged to the kill floor."
  • The Daily Caller’s ALL-STAR GREATEST HITS Alphabet Of Racism

    11/17/2014 7:38:41 AM PST · by all the best
    The Daily Caller ^ | November 15, 2014 | Eric Owens
    A couple weeks ago, The Daily Caller completed its alphabetical tour de force showing that racism has seeped into every nook and cranny of American life including superhero movies, the weather and the very air we breathe. It was hard, arduous work. Now, some 19 articles later — and still feeling grimy and contaminated from multiple visits to obscure sites like Salon deep in the bowels of the Internet — it’s time to celebrate. It’s time to kick back, relax and enjoy the greatest hits of all the things someone, somewhere has deemed racist. A is for academic freedom, which...
  • Beer thief ends up losing the shirt off his back (and his pants, too!)

    11/17/2014 7:01:23 AM PST · by SWAMPSNIPER · 5 replies
    BIZPAC ^ | NOV 16, 2014 | Joe Saunders
    If anyone says this Oregon man would give you the shirt off his back, they mean it.
  • Head Cheese Recipe

    11/17/2014 4:54:12 AM PST · by WhiskeyX · 11 replies
    YouTube ^ | Jan 12, 2014 | CulinaryWishes.com
    How to cook Head Cheese Full recipe: http://www.culinarywishes.com/head-ch... Easy and tasty traditional recipe! See more of our delicious recipe on: http://www.CulinaryWishes.com ...
  • Today's Toons 11/17/14

    11/17/2014 3:30:05 AM PST · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/17/14 | pookie18
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  • Alone and Confused, Philae Breaks our Hearts [laughably maudlin Millenials]

    11/16/2014 8:49:02 AM PST · by BenLurkin · 26 replies
    universetoday.com ^ | on November 16, 2014 | Morgan Rehnberg
    I was thirteen years old when Columbia disintegrated. Space exploration was not even a particular interest of mine at the time, but I remember exactly where I was when the news came. My dad and I were sitting in the living room of my childhood home, listening to NPR. I don’t really recall how I felt when they broke into our program with the news, but I remember well the two emotions that seemed to permeate the coverage that soon become constant: confusion and sadness. As I watched the almost surreal saga of ESA’s Philae this week, I found my...
  • FREEPER LEXICON

    11/16/2014 3:44:22 AM PST · by SWAMPSNIPER · 28 replies
    ME | NOV 16, 2014 | swampsniper
    I propose an addition to the OFFICIAL FREE REPUBLIC LEXICON. Gruber, grubering and grubered are so much more suited than the "old school" lie, lieing and lied. Who knows, these great and expressive terms might, with a little shove, catch hold in the national lexicon.
  • This man was asked to watch a co-worker’s potted plant. He did so much more

    11/15/2014 8:10:55 PM PST · by Slings and Arrows · 37 replies
    Metro [UK] ^ | 11 Nov 2014 | Harry Readhead
    When an employee at an IT firm was asked to babysit a co-worker’s plant, he took his duties extremely seriously. In fact, he took his charge on a tour of the town that would normally be unheard of for a sheltered office philodendron. Over four days, the Augusta, Georgia, man taught the plant to drive (sort of), went for walks with it and they sat by the river together – taking pictures along the way, of course. -snip- In between comments left by the pun brigade (‘They say pot makes you lazy’, ‘Oh, leaf him alone’ etc.), Reddit users voiced...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/14/2014 5:04:59 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 60 replies
    Flashback Friday Since I completely spaced out doing the OFST this week, I'm pulling from my archives. Enjoy!!! Puns & Other Word Play Many see puns as cheap humor, one-liners, or groaners, despite their prevalence in our culture. They are most often seen in the names of businesses, or advertising. Others, like the writer Jonathan Swift, see them as a challenging art form, where one shapes words like a cobbler bends leather. 'Punning is an art of harmonious jingling upon words,' said Swift, 'which, passing in at the ears, excites a titillary motion in those parts; and this, being conveyed...
  • Today's Toons 11/14/14

    11/14/2014 3:32:51 AM PST · by pookie18 · 10 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/14/14 | pookie18
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  • The College Football Czar: Week 12

    11/13/2014 7:16:45 PM PST · by Daniel Clark · 11 replies
    The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | November 13, 2014 | Daniel Clark
    The College Football Czar: Week 12 Week eleven in review: Another national contender from the SEC took a hit, and this time not because they’re all playing each other. Instead, Auburn suffered an unlikely 41-38 upset against Texas A&M, which hadn’t really played a good game since the opening night of the season. Mind you, according to the SEC supremacy argument, this result only proves how tough the conference really is. Why, did you know that all three of the Aggies’ losses have also been to SEC opponents? In their nonconference schedule, they’ve pulverized four whimpering bags of cottage cheese,...
  • Pelosi claims she doesn't know who Gruber is.

    11/13/2014 10:17:22 AM PST · by 1raider1 · 46 replies
    Fox Radio News | Nov 13, 2014 | 1raider1
    Just heard on the 1:00 PM EST Fox news that Nancy Pelosi has denied she knows who Jonathan Gruber is, although there is documentation that his input was included in writings she used and quoted in 2009 before ramming Obamacare through.
  • Kitten Therapy: The Prescription for Stress

    11/13/2014 8:02:01 AM PST · by nuconvert · 22 replies
    The secret to stress relief? Kitties! These stressed people are invited to step inside a big glass “therapy” office and are surprised with some kitten playtime. ( 3 min video at link )