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  • BREAKING: Ebola Czar Issues Top 10 Safety Tips... (satire)

    10/21/2014 4:57:41 PM PDT · by StevenCrowder · 2 replies ^ | 10/21/14 | Steven Crowder
    This guy... I feel safer already.
  • Good Green Government [EPA Brochure]

    10/21/2014 8:35:49 AM PDT · by OneWingedShark · 1 replies
    Self | 21 Oct 14 | OneWingedShark
    Isn't it amazing how wonderful the EPA is? Well here's a brochure detailing just how they're improving your life with their green policies! Link
  • So Why Didn't Chris Wallace Challenge Debbie Wasserman's Senate Prediction?

    10/21/2014 4:58:45 AM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 11 replies
    And put yourself in Chris Wallace's position in last Sundays episode of Fox News Sunday. Debbie Wasserman was adamant in regarding the Democrats retaining the senate. Well then, why didn't Chris ask her to name the "Deep Red States" Democrats will win that will keep them in power? or inform her that the Republicans are already going to win at least six seats. States that Romney won handily. Can you imagine if we take the Senate 54 to 46? Then the "Credible Debbie Wasserman" Will Have Some "Esplaining To Do" next time she visits Fox News Sunday.
  • Today's Toons 10/21/14

    10/21/2014 1:25:58 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/21/14 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Don't mess with Gramps! (This is HYSTERICAL)

    10/20/2014 6:08:03 PM PDT · by RIghtwardHo · 30 replies ^ | 20 Oct 2014 | RIghtwardHo
    "Remember how your grandparents would always tell you life was more difficult for them? And how hard they had to work everyday? Turns out they weren't exaggerating in the slightest."
  • Cornell gives deer tubal ligations, everything goes wrong (hilarious liberal lunacy alert)

    10/20/2014 2:19:58 PM PDT · by Zakeet · 29 replies
    Legal Insurrection ^ | October 15, 2014 | William A. Jacobson
    We previously wrote about the deer sterilization program run by the Village of Cayuga Heights, NY, which borders the Cornell University campus and has large deer and faculty populations. After years of bitter debate, Cayuga Heights decided that the deer population would be controlled through sterilization at enormous expense: NY Town spends $2,984 per deer in sterilization programBecause Reproductive Health Care Is A Cervine Right The Cayuga Heights deer control was mostly a failure because, you know, deer move around, so sterilizing deer in Cayuga Heights didn’t prevent new deer from coming into the area. And so on. As far...
  • Today's Toons 10/20/14

    10/20/2014 1:19:15 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/20/14 | pookie18
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  • 2001 Video Of Obama’s Ebola Czar

    10/19/2014 9:14:04 AM PDT · by Perdogg · 7 replies
    H/t Steven Goddard Steven Goddard
  • "Clappin' the Blues" - a short, slightly NSFW, blues song, by me. [Vanity]

    10/18/2014 9:09:37 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 44 replies
    Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 10/18/14 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"
    Alright my FRiends, I've written and recorded another song. This one is short, primitive, and slightly raunchy, much like the author. (Yes, I stole that line from Terry Pratchett.)The usual copypasta: 1. When writing songs I use the pseudonym "Hopalong Ginsberg." I was considering using "Metallica," but Lars Ulrich threatened to break my kneecaps.2. I know I sound like a white boy sing the blues. Life is hard.3. To download an MP3 of the song, click here or here. Don't click here. I warned you.4.
  • SCARY PRANK VIDEO: Goofy scarecrow is a terrifying zombie in disguise

    10/18/2014 11:10:24 AM PDT · by Justice · 7 replies
    ABC News ^ | Oct 16 2014 | Ed Bassmaster
    PHILADELPHIA -- Strangers passing by a goofy, dancing scarecrow were unsuspecting, believing it was a rare, cute photo opportunity for the Halloween season. What these people didn't know was that underneath this seemingly harmless, silly scarecrow costume was actually a vicious, terrifying zombie. Take a look below.
  • Voicemail Accident Hilarious

    This guy is leaving a voicemail for his boss when he witnesses a minor traffic accident. Not fake actually happen. In late February, several stations broadcast interviews with a man named Michael Childs, who said that he was the one who left the voicemail message, that the clip was genuine.

    10/17/2014 6:21:13 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 82 replies
    Ok, I tried cheating today because my "dropbox" folder somehow went missing and I can't find the work I put together yesterday...and my first thread got pulled. So have at it folks...I'm out of humor right now. FREE FOR ALL
  • Today's Toons 10/17/14

    10/17/2014 1:20:05 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/17/14 | pookie18
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  • Today's Toons 10/16/14

    10/16/2014 3:46:50 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/16/14 | pookie18
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  • Obama,I kissed a Nurse not a Doctor-my title

    Obama: I Hugged and Kissed Ebola Nurses
  • The College Football Czar: Week 8

    10/15/2014 6:19:57 PM PDT · by Daniel Clark · 3 replies
    The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | October 15, 2014 | Daniel Clark
    The College Football Czar: Week 8 Week seven in review: One of these weeks, the College Football Czar will wise up and start picking the Mississippi schools to win. In truth, he remains skeptical of Ole Miss, but there’s no question at this point that Mississippi State deserves its new #1 ranking. The Czar did not doubt the quality of the MSU team, but had instead overrated Auburn, which set out to prove that its near-upset at Kansas State was no fluke. For the week, the Czar only went 11-8, although he would protest the result of the Baylor-TCU game,...
  • 10 Clever Halloween Costumes that Incorporate Amputations and Wheelchairs

    10/15/2014 4:29:33 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 46 replies
    Mental Floss ^ | 10/14/14 | Miss Cellania
    Josh Sundquist said, “When life hands you lemons, make awesome Halloween costumes.” That’s just what these folks did, using a physical disability to take cosplay and Halloween costumes to a new level.
  • I short circuited a Liberal Poll worker yesterday ~ Vanity

    10/15/2014 3:29:21 PM PDT · by GraceG · 14 replies
    A few days ago I had to endure the Dementor's Lair known as the DMV office. So as I approched the door to this house of line waiting horror there was this college age liberal hippie type girl with a clip board asking people if they are registered to vote. She approached me and asked me if I am regiostered to vote. (I am registered already). So i decided to get snarky.. In my Best Deadpan Tone i said the following: "I Don't Vote, Because there is no option on the Ballot for "None of the Above" ". As I...
  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Thread Week 7]

    10/15/2014 4:23:15 AM PDT · by Bender2 · 177 replies
    Week 7 Bye teams: Philadelphia Eagles, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Thursday, Oct. 16 New York Jets vs. New England Patriots, 8:25 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 19 Atlanta Falcons vs. Baltimore Ravens, 1 p.m. Tennessee Titans vs. Washington Redskins, 1 p.m. Seattle Seahawks vs. St. Louis Rams, 1 p.m. Cleveland Browns vs. Jacksonville Jaguars, 1 p.m. Cincinnati Bengals vs. Indianapolis Colts, 1 p.m. Minnesota Vikings vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m. Miami Dolphins vs. Chicago Bears, 1 p.m. New Orleans Saints vs. Detroit Lions, 1 p.m. Carolina Panthers vs. Green Bay Packers, 1 p.m. Kansas City Chiefs vs. San Diego Chargers, 4:05 p.m. Arizona...
  • Today's Toons 10/15/14

    10/15/2014 1:06:37 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/15/14 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Cat Logic (educating us silly humans)

    10/14/2014 8:14:18 PM PDT · by DemforBush · 2 replies
    youtube ^ | n/a | n/a
    Very funny examples of cats and their logic regarding pet toys, water dishes, owners, etc.
  • Are ALL Men "Rapists"? Feminists Teach Yes...

    10/14/2014 5:52:21 PM PDT · by StevenCrowder · 70 replies
    You may think it sounds far-fetched... but that's the very premise that's being taught in women's studies courses across the country. Watch the video. Am I the only one who thinks that it's INCREDIBLY insensitive to... you know... actual victims of "rape"? Special thanks to Lena Dunham for appearing in the video.
  • Too soon? How about not at all for Halloween costumes making light of Ebola

    10/14/2014 2:08:19 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 29 replies ^ | Updated: October 14, 2014 - 2:46 PM | LEANNE ITALIE
    NEW YORK — No holiday screams pop culture controversy quite like Halloween. So what's the costume flap of the year? It might just be Ebola, as in Ebola zombies, bloody Ebola patients and faux protective gear. Twitter and other social media were abuzz leading into the holiday with talk of hazmat suits and respirators. Too soon? How about just no, said Philadelphia physician's assistant Maria McKenna. One of her own, a Dallas nurse who at 26 is exactly her age, was diagnosed with the virus in the United States after she had helped care for a Liberian man who died...
  • GOPs '404 Error' Page v. Democrats' '404 Error' Page (Vanity)

    10/14/2014 10:03:37 AM PDT · by Scoutmaster · 7 replies
    October 14, 2014 | Scoutmaster 404 Error 404 Error PageTry it. You'll like it.I didn't discover this on my own. Slate is running a story about the two different 404 Error pages and I don't care to direct clicks to Slate.
  • Cowboys RB arrested for shoplifting underwear and cologne

    10/14/2014 9:59:21 AM PDT · by TangledUpInBlue · 28 replies
    SI The Wire ^ | 10/14/14 | SI Wire
    Dallas Cowboys running back Joseph Randle was arrested Monday night for allegedly shoplifting from a Dallas-area mall, Naheed Rajwani of the Dallas Morning News reports. Randle, 22, was a fifth-round pick by the Cowboys in 2013 out of Oklahoma State. In six games this season, he has 16 carries for 113 yards, including a season-high 52 yards during Sunday's win against the Seattle Seahawks. Police said Randle allegedly shoplifted from a Dillard's at Stonebriar Mall.
  • Police: Drunken Santa zombie enters St. Paul home

    10/14/2014 8:02:49 AM PDT · by dware · 30 replies
    Yahoo! ^ | 10.14.2014 | AP via Yahoo!
    ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — Police have cited a 21-year-old man they say entered a St. Paul home drunk and dressed as a Santa Claus zombie, terrifying a 16-year-old girl who locked herself in a bathroom.
  • N. Korea: Today's Fat Boy Sightings

    10/14/2014 3:50:50 AM PDT · by TigerLikesRooster · 33 replies
    Yonhap News ^ | 2014/10/14
    He still loves smoking (look at an ashtray and a cigarette pack on the table)
  • Today's Toons 10/14/14

    10/14/2014 1:51:04 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/14/14 | pookie18
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  • Today's Toons 10/13/14

    10/13/2014 1:24:31 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/13/14 | pookie18
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  • The 5 Goofiest Pranks Ever Pulled (In The Middle of Wars)

    10/12/2014 6:35:20 PM PDT · by BBell · 6 replies ^ | October 12, 2014 | Xavier Jackson
    To become a soldier, one must train until they're borderline superhuman. Not only must they sharpen their mental and physical faculties to a razor's edge, but they must also master a wide array of skills, ranging from combat techniques and arms handling to spitballing, swirly-giving, and how to instinctively judge the elastic limits of waistbands for flawless wedgie effectiveness. What, you didn't know that pulling off hilariously childish shenanigans was an integral part of military service? Then obviously you've never heard about the time that ...
  • Movie for a Sunday afternoon: "Lucky Me"(1954)

    10/12/2014 1:43:19 PM PDT · by ReformationFan · 4 replies
    Daily Motion ^ | 1954 | Jack Donohue
  • Where's Kim-Jong Un? Can you find the North Korean leader in our game? [Dumb Humor]

    10/11/2014 1:34:54 PM PDT · by TigerLikesRooster · 13 replies
    Mirror ^ | Oct 10, 2014 | Richard Beech
    Where's Kim-Jong Un? Can you find the North Korean leader in our game Oct 10, 2014 12:22 By Richard Beech With the North Korean leader not having been seen for over a month - can YOU help find him? ...since we last saw Kim-Jong Un. With speculation growing as to the whereabouts of the leader of North Korea, a number of conspiracy theories have emerged. Kim-Jong failed to turn up at a celebration to mark his party's anniversary, and there are claims from North Korea that he is no longer in control of the country. So, where is he?
  • stormy day in greek island - loading passenger ship

    10/11/2014 2:17:18 AM PDT · by SWAMPSNIPER · 10 replies
    youtube ^ | 10/11/2014 | e - Nautilia
    All this lacks is music and wine!
  • You might be an EXTREME redneck if...

    10/10/2014 6:01:33 PM PDT · by NKP_Vet · 46 replies
    October 10, 2014
    You might be an EXTREME redneck if... 1 You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2 The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3 You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4 You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night. 5 You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6 Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.' 7 You think Dom Perignon...
  • The Talking Boat [funny video]

    10/10/2014 12:59:03 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 16 replies
    YouTube ^ | Published on Dec 6, 2013 | DailySm0ke

    10/10/2014 5:39:08 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 74 replies
    Freakin' Crazy Satire or Real decide According to sources, there is an antidote for the virus.  The cure was tested at the CDC facility in Georgia this week, where an infected doctor has been nearly cured, against all odds.Keep in mind, Obama-era evolution of Ebola has already killed thousands in Africa, and only moments ago, a person dropped dead in London from Obama-Ebola.Do no forget, the B.O. in Ebola stands for Barack Obama.  The rest of the acronym has been up for debate in the news media community.The new Ebola virus is a control mechanism designed to destroy...
  • Today's Toons 10/10/14

    10/10/2014 1:18:53 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/10/14 | pookie18
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  • Libs Claim Using the Term “OBOLA” Is Racist

    10/09/2014 2:00:25 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 111 replies ^ | 10-9-14 | Paul Joseph Watson
    Liberal journalists are now claiming that Americans who use the term #Obola are racist and xenophobic, continuing the trend whereby any criticism of President Obama is hastily characterized as a racial slur. In an article for the Verge entitled Ebola panic is getting pretty racist, feminist journalist Arielle Duhaime-Ross blames Dinesh D’Souza and Michael Savage for popularizing the hashtag #Obola as a “racist xenophobic….banner to rally around,” despite the fact that the meme patently represents a witty encapsulation of what many see as the federal government’s botched response to the Ebola outbreak and the failure to block flights from West...
  • Andrew Klavan: What Gender Are You? (video)

    10/09/2014 1:33:14 PM PDT · by servo1969 · 19 replies ^ | 10-9-2014 | Andrew Klavan’m Andrew Klavan and this is the Revolting Truth. Many of you may remember a time when women were tender and nurturing and modest and men were strong and protective and courtly. Actually, you might be remembering the movie Meet Me In St. Louis... but I’m sure reality also used to be great. Today, though, all across America, gender norms are coming under question, laws are being passed to allow people to choose their gender identities, and Time Magazine, always on the cutting edge of irrelevance, has declared transgenderism the new civil rights frontier. What’s it all about? Let’s get...
  • American wins world poutine eating championship, Canadians heartbroken

    10/09/2014 11:06:18 AM PDT · by Scoutmaster · 78 replies
    Canadian Broadcasting Company ^ | October 6, 2014 | Lauren O'Neil
    Canada may be known for producing the very best poutine on earth (and for arguing vehemently against anyone who says otherwise!), but it would appear as though we're no match for our neighbours to the south when it comes to eating the stuff. This was proven amidst a cacophony of curds, gravy and fresh-cut fries on Saturday afternoon during the fifth annual World Poutine Eating Championship in Toronto. Considered to be the largest eating competition in Canada, the annual Smoke's Poutinerie-sponsored gorge-a-thon drew approximately 1,000 spectators to Toronto's Yonge-Dundas square this weekend — many of them eager to join in...
  • Bavarian farmer diapers cow over EU rules plan

    10/09/2014 9:39:42 AM PDT · by llevrok · 10 replies
    The Local ^ | 10/9/2014
    The Bavarian Farmers Association (BBV) is calling foul on new rules proposed by the European Union Commission to ban cow dung from hillsides with a gradient more than 15 percent. The goal is to avoid water pollution by stopping nitrates from leeching into ground waters. "We demand that Germany stops this ban," said Upper Bavaria BBV president Anton Kreitmair at Wednesday's protest. "Slurry and dung are not pollutants, but valuable fertilizers." The protest had no placards or slogans - just Doris the cow, wearing a plastic sheet tied around her rear end by farmer Johann Huber. "We have no regular...
  • Immigration-Travel Center to be set up at White House

    10/09/2014 7:06:54 AM PDT · by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin · 29 replies
    UToo News | 9 October 2014 | Mene
    The White House announced today that starting in January 2015, a new Immigration-Travel Center will be set up at the White House for individuals traveling to and from West Africa. Travelers will arrive at Washington Dulles airport and will be shuttle for free to the center. They will be processed through the front door and into the left wing with final process taking place in the Green Room since an individual who was unauthorized already made it that far anyway. A special parking area will be set up on Pennsylvania Ave. for cars and shuttles transporting travelers from the West...
  • Staying Ebola Free – Helpful Tips on Avoiding Ebola (Funny Video)

    10/09/2014 6:57:31 AM PDT · by Heartlander · 11 replies
    TheBlaze - YouTube ^ | 9/7/2014 | TheBlaze
    VIDEO: Staying Ebola Free – Helpful Tips on Avoiding Ebola
  • Today's Toons 10/9/14

    10/09/2014 1:27:04 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/9/14 | pookie18
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  • The College Football Czar: Week 7

    10/08/2014 6:25:15 PM PDT · by Daniel Clark · 3 replies
    The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | October 8, 2014 | Daniel Clark
    The College Football Czar: Week 7 Week six in review: Eight ranked teams lost to lower-ranked or unranked opponents, including #2 Oregon, #3 Alabama and #4 Oklahoma. Top-ranked Florida State was among the few favorites that won handily, 43-3 over Wake Forest, in spite of another pedestrian performance from Heisman-winning QB Jameis Winston. Late collapses by Bama, Tennessee, Stanford and USC sent the College Football Czar crashing to a 10-10 mark, which drops his season record to 81-48, for a .628 winning percentage. The Czar did make a good pick on Mississippi State’s 48-31 toppling of Texas A&M (predicted score...
  • The Top 28 Farms for Fall Fun in the US (2014)

    10/08/2014 4:52:46 PM PDT · by US Navy Vet · 6 replies
    Funtober LLC ^ | Oct 4, 2014
    It’s the first weekend in October and, with rain in the local morning forecast, I set out to find the nation’s classic fall traditions. The farms that are packed with families willing to drive an hour because that’s where they’ve always gone. The cider mills that are cranking out the fresh apple cider and donuts that you will be hankering for every fall for the next thirty years. The locations that draw giant pumpkin farmers and guests from across the region to see who has the heaviest pumpkin. From farms which could be best characterized as amusement parks, to classic...
  • Risk of Contracting Ebola a Small Price To Pay For Enriching America With Diversity <satire>

    10/08/2014 4:33:33 PM PDT · by Redcat · 17 replies
    Diversity Chronicle ^ | Oct. 7, 2014 | Amina Shabez
    The radical, racist, and reactionary right is at it again! This time, they are stoking ugly, xenophobic, and nativist fears that Americans could contract the deadly ebola virus from African immigrants or visitors to the US! These fears are really just a smokescreen for those who hate African-Americans, Mexican-Americans, Muslims and other immigrant groups along with hating the LGBT. They have no basis in reality, and the accusation really proves how desperate racists are to find ANY and EVERY excuse possible for limiting immigration. What are these white hate mongers so afraid of? The truth is that racist white people...
  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Thread Week 6]

    10/08/2014 4:42:05 AM PDT · by Bender2 · 169 replies
    Week 6 Bye teams: Kansas City Chiefs, New Orleans Saints Thursday, Oct. 9 Indianapolis Colts vs. Houston Texans, 8:25 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 12 Chicago Bears vs. Atlanta Falcons, 1 p.m. Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Tennessee Titans, 1 p.m. Baltimore Ravens vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 1 p.m. Denver Broncos vs. New York Jets, 1 p.m. Detroit Lions vs. Minnesota Vikings, 1 p.m. New England Patriots vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m. Carolina Panthers vs. Cincinnati Bengals, 1 p.m. Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Cleveland Browns, 1 p.m. Green Bay Packers vs. Miami Dolphins, 1 p.m. San Diego Chargers vs. Oakland Raiders, 4:05 p.m. Dallas Cowboys...
  • Today's Toons 10/8/14

    10/08/2014 1:15:56 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/8/14 | pookie18
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  • Orson Welles' wine commercial - the unaired out-takes.

    10/07/2014 7:42:04 PM PDT · by DemforBush · 43 replies
    youtube ^ | n/a | n/a
    Paul Masson would sell no wine before its time...which apparently didn't stop Orson from having a quart or two before showing up for the original commercial shoot...