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  • Why my wife is not voting for Hillary!

    07/29/2016 4:48:41 PM PDT · by loucon · 13 replies
    self | 7/29/2016 | Myself
    I had to post this quote from my wife. My wife says "voting for Hillary because she's a woman is like eating a turd because it looks like a tootsie-roll"
  • Got to love Millennials

    07/29/2016 2:45:26 PM PDT · by silentknight · 17 replies
    YouTube ^ | July 29, 2016 | Unknown
    This is a winner.
  • Hillary's Administration (satire)

    07/29/2016 1:58:59 PM PDT · by RetiredTexasVet
    7/29/16 | RetiredTexasVet
    Here's a quick look at the Hillary Clinton Administration. Missing for 16 years, dishes, silver and furnishings are discovered in the WH. Employees and guests will have to use port-a-potties located behind the WH because WH ground floor bathrooms have been converted to house WH E-mail servers. HSBC to be contracted to operate all of the WH laundry operations. AG LA Lynch's office moved to a refurbished C-130 on the tarmac of the Phoenix airport with a B of A branch office located within to support financial transactions. Goldman Sachs contracted to run the Treasury Department which will eliminate the...
  • Mounted Police Officer Visits Drive-thru While on Horse

    07/29/2016 12:44:32 PM PDT · by Cecily · 20 replies
    ARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y. — You could call this one tall order. A Saratoga Springs police officer on mounted patrol went through the Dunkin’ Donuts drive-thru while on his horse. The horse, named King Tut, reportedly earned a glazed munchkin while Officer John Sesselman ordered a cup of coffee. Whitney Shafter captured the amusing image, and it was posted on Teddy Foster’s Facebook page with the comment, “Only in Saratoga.”
  • FBI to help Hillary again

    07/29/2016 11:41:47 AM PDT · by Kozy · 9 replies
    self | 07/29/2016 | Don Kovacs
    Sgt. Schultz Comey has reassembled the FBI 150 best agents who couldn't find Hillary intent to commit treason to find Hillary's conventional bump. As an aside, find it interesting that the 300 at Thermopylae defeated Xerxes and his 7,000 troops but the FBI can't find treason.

    07/29/2016 11:22:51 AM PDT · by NotchJohnson · 8 replies
    Ann Coulter ^ | 6/27/16 | Ann Coulter
    Whatever questionable choices were made at the Republican National Convention last week, I didn't hear of a single speaker whose sole accomplishment was raising a delinquent who attacked a cop. But as the country reels from the cold-blooded murder of five policemen in Dallas and three in Baton Rouge, Lezley McSpadden, mother of Mike Brown, America's most famous cop-assaulting criminal, appeared on stage at the Democratic National Convention. Welcome to Hillary's convention, celebrating the anti-police group Black Lives Matter! The whole raison d'etre of BLM is the belief that cops are wantonly killing "black bodies." But only four of the...

    07/29/2016 10:49:59 AM PDT · by Paul46360 · 36 replies
    today | ME
  • Tony Baker Voiceovers: The Raccoon Cookout. (with cats)

    07/29/2016 10:07:35 AM PDT · by RummyChick · 15 replies
    youtube ^ | 7/27 | Tony Baker
  • Sheriff David Clarke goes full-on comedian — points out something 'ominous' about Hillary's outfit

    07/29/2016 6:40:17 AM PDT · by kevcol · 34 replies
    Bizpac Review ^ | July 29, 2016 | Frieda Powers
    Who wore it better? Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke couldn't resist pointing out a fashion detail of Hillary Clinton's outfit in her speech at the Democratic National Convention Thursday. Clarke tweeted a picture of the Democratic presidential nominee side-by-side with one of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. "Kim Jong Un models outfit he designed for Mrs. Bill Clinton's Democrat convention speech. Short sleeve version," read the caption.

    07/29/2016 6:01:15 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 69 replies
    Let thy Democratic Convention begin...or rather Let thy Silliness begin.... But....I repeat myself She broke it she does every glass she passes Funny Tweets Can Hillary please hire the genius/magician who dressed Palin in 2008 and stop dressing like my weird cat-lady aunt who works at JCPenney?****Let's all agree on one thing, as Democrats, united together, both Bernie AND Hillary would benefit from whitening strips.****Hell is just a continuous loop of Hillary Clinton trying out dance moves.****Bernie Sanders: Let's talk about the economy. Hillary Clinton: *riding by on Heelys* Yo yo bae who loves to vape yolo hashtags?...
  • Today's Toons 7/29/16

    07/29/2016 3:31:00 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/29/16 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Why is it every time I see a picture of Hillary she looks different? (vanity)

    07/28/2016 7:51:56 PM PDT · by Leaning Right · 35 replies
    Why is that? Different (industrial strength) makeup at different times? The effects of medication? Or is there more than one of them?
  • Hitlery's Speech Alternative Activity (Vanity)

    07/28/2016 7:09:28 PM PDT · by llevrok · 45 replies
    7/28/2016 | Me
    I don't know about you guys, but I'm watching cat videos on You Tube. This is a gagger!
  • Vanity... Will Bark , Cough or Bobble head tonight ?

    07/28/2016 6:07:31 PM PDT · by al baby · 82 replies
    Today | Self
    Hillarys Drug dealer and Drs are trying desperately to get her right for her Speech as we speak What will surface perhaps a stumble ?
  • Trump Goofs on Where Tim Kaine Is From

    07/28/2016 4:51:27 PM PDT · by NotchJohnson · 73 replies
    US News ^ | 7/28/16 | AP
    MIAMI (AP) — Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump took a shot Wednesday at Hillary Clinton's running mate, Democratic U.S. Sen. Tim Kaine, for doing a terrible job as governor of New Jersey. The problem, of course, is that Kaine was governor of Virginia. Her running mate, Tim Kaine, who by the way, did a terrible job in New Jersey," Trump said at a news conference in Miami. "He was not very popular in New Jersey, and he still isn't." Trump might have confused Kaine with former Republican New Jersey Gov. Tom Kean, pronounced the same as Kaine. Kean led the...
  • PRAVDAMERIKA, the new media platform!

    07/28/2016 4:41:05 PM PDT · by libertarian27 · 13 replies
    People's Cube ^ | Jully 28, 2016 | Minitrue
    Glorious news, comrades! Finally the hour has arrived. No more browsing the web for the Kurrent Truth™. From now on, all news networks will be fused, by decree of Dear Leader himself. The Pravdamerika will report to you the Truth! Not the nasty truth like in the so-called "reality," but the korrekted, pleasant Kurrent Truth™ of the Party. It will be like a balmy spring rain for a thirsty proletarian peasant. At the last council of (evil) the proletarian korrectified media, it was decided that cooperating in one big mainstream media superpower would be far more efficient in the eternal...
  • Man wearing formal dress, high heels robs Staten Island bank: officials

    07/28/2016 3:06:37 PM PDT · by PROCON · 51 replies ^ | July 27, 2016 | ANDREA CAVALLIER, MAGEE HICKEY AND LISA MATEO
    STAPLETON, Staten Island -- A cross-dressing bank robber who donned a silver and black formal dress, silver high heels, a black hat and sunglasses to rob a beautiful landmarked bank in downtown Staten Island Monday is being sought by the New York Police Department and the FBI. Investigators say the unidentified man also displayed a silver handgun -- that matched his outfit -- during the robbery around 1 p.m. at the Santander Bank at 81 Water Street. Witnesses describe the robber as a man dressed in a silver and black formal dress, silver high heels, wearing a black hat and...
  • WHAT IF....

    07/28/2016 7:38:27 AM PDT · by Paul46360 · 9 replies
  • Parents try to teach baby to say 'mama' but the dog says it instead

    07/27/2016 5:36:43 PM PDT · by Extremely Extreme Extremist · 24 replies
    ABC 10 ^ | 27 JULY 2016 | WZZM.COM
    This mom was focused on getting her baby to say 'mama', by repeating the word over and over. The family dog sat by and wimpered until it turned into words where he can be heard mimicking the mother as he's saying 'mama'. It could be safe to say that the dog's motivation of imitating the sound was his desire for the food being waived infront of his face. Jealous of his quick studies, the baby pushes the dog away, still unable to say 'mama'.
  • VIDEO: Brutal Parody of "The Young Turks". Evisceration of those liberal scumbags

    07/27/2016 4:08:51 PM PDT · by StevenCrowder · 23 replies ^ | 07/27/2016 | Steven Crowder
    NSFW warning. Usually I try to keep it civil. But these guys have literally slandered every single person involved in the video. They've earned this, they deserve this, and I've delivered this.
  • Austin man charged with hammering turtle to death told police it was self-defense

    07/27/2016 3:38:44 PM PDT · by MtnClimber · 46 replies
    Dallas News ^ | 26 July, 2016 | Tom Steele
    An Austin man who is accused of beating a turtle to death with a hammer told authorities he was acting in self-defense, his arrest-warrant affidavit says. Terry Washington, 55, told police that the turtle lunged at him and repeatedly tried to bite him after it had been hooked on a fishing line on the edge of Lady Bird Lake, KVUE-TV reports. According to the affidavit, he said he killed the turtle in self-defense and in order to get the fishing hook back, then dragged it under a bridge to get it out of the view of passers-by. The June 21...

    07/27/2016 3:13:57 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 16 replies
    Critical Race Theory, or CRT, is the study of systemic racism and how it relates to society, law and economics. The subject began in liberal universities in the 1980s, and has gained a lot of traction over the last three decades, as more attention has been brought to the rampant racism in American society. CRT has since been adopted by a large number of colleges, and is now offered as an undergraduate course at many progressive universities. However, CRT is yet to make it into school curricula, despite the demands of many progressive groups urging the states and Federal government...
  • Hillary Uncensored acceptance speech spoof!

    07/27/2016 2:06:18 PM PDT · by Katya · 6 replies
    Youtube ^ | July 27, 2016 | Leigh Scott
    This is a great spoof video... watch on large screen if possible.
  • Breaking News: Bikers for Hillary are on their way to Philly

    07/27/2016 1:41:17 PM PDT · by LonePalm · 47 replies
    YouTube ^ | 27 July 2016 | Diamond and Silk
    Video only. You'll have to click on the link above. I forgot how to include a YouTube video on FR and the 'embed' code provided didn't work.
  • Rigged For Her Pleasure

    07/27/2016 11:51:18 AM PDT · by beaversmom · 22 replies
    Imgur ^ | July 27, 2016 | immortalpoet
  • Breaking News: Bikers for Hillary are on their way to Philly

    07/27/2016 11:04:16 AM PDT · by libertarian27 · 70 replies
    The Viewers View ^ | July 27, 2016 | Diamond & Silk
    Watch out y'all. The bikers are on their way to Philly to stop the Bernie sanders protesters from crossing the fence. Beware of the Bikers.
  • What Can the Russians Hack?

    07/27/2016 9:05:04 AM PDT · by Weeble · 9 replies
    Twitter | 07/27/2016 | Weeble
  • Clinton Condoms Because Slick Willie wants BACK IN!

    Designed to cover your inflation!
  • THE HILLARY CONDOM: This Meme Is MELTING The Internet! (Hillary HATES It, So SHARE It)

    07/27/2016 7:53:42 AM PDT · by Cats Pajamas · 50 replies
    Hillary condoms Designed to give a sense of security while getting SCREWED!
  • Today's Toons 7/27/16

    07/27/2016 1:30:04 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/27/16 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • What's the biggest lie Bubba will tell tonight? (Vanity)

    07/26/2016 6:58:41 PM PDT · by llevrok · 53 replies
    She still makes me all hot and runny...
  • Mr. and Mrs. Dolittle! Couple with SEVEN rescue animals - four dogs, two ducks, and a cat ...

    07/26/2016 3:55:19 PM PDT · by Cecily · 8 replies
    Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | July 26, 2016 | Valerie Siebert
    A couple with a menagerie of pets have gained tens of thousands of followers on Instagram for their adorable photos of their furry family. Kasey and Blake Boggs of Defiance, Missouri, are the happy owners of Roxy, Edith, Mia, Rose, Jake, Gertrude and Donald - a family of four dogs a cat and two ducklings. According to the owners, who have been rescuing animals for more than a decade, the strange group are surprisingly, utterly inseparable.
  • Does the Tour de France Need a Financial Fix?

    07/26/2016 7:10:21 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 24 replies
    WSJ ^ | 24 June 2016 | JASON GAY
    The divide between cycling’s haves and have-nots has led some to worry that this disparity will drain the excitement out of the Tour... Still, Froome acknowledged something significant the other day. He admitted that if he rode not for the well-funded Sky, which can afford to surround him with well-paid lieutenants, but for a smaller, lower-budgeted outfit, he probably would not be in the running for the yellow jersey. “If I was riding for a small team, it would be different,” Froome said.... Does pro cycling need a budget or a salary cap, such as the NFL, NBA or even...
  • Today's Toons 7/26/16

    07/26/2016 3:54:43 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 6 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/26/16 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Political book for debating the left

    07/25/2016 9:47:54 AM PDT · by 1pitech · 17 replies
    No Compromise Media ^ | 02-07-2014 | Paul Ibbetson
    Get the Kindle version of "Eat The Liberals" for the next couple days for just .99 cents. Synopsis: Winning debates is not easy. It takes work and the skills necessary to become a truly effective debater. This may require years to perfect. As you progress as a debater your clothes, your body language, your voice intonation will work in an organized synchronization with the information in your mind. No one has to tell people to respect the Great White shark as it swims to its destination. Everything about this imposing creature exudes an image of dominance. Strong debaters are the...
  • Today's Toons 7/25/16

    07/25/2016 4:25:12 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 10 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/25/16 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Theme song for Presidential Campaign?

    07/25/2016 3:14:08 AM PDT · by Western Phil · 35 replies
    Three wheels on my wagon, And I’m still rolling along The Cherokees are chasing me Arrows fly, right on by But I’m singing a happy song I’m singing a higgity, haggity, hoggety, high Pioneers, they never say die A mile up the road there’s a hidden cave And we can watch those Cherokees Go galloping by SPOKEN: “George, they’re catching up to us!” “Get back in the wagon woman!”
  • WIKILEAKS: Democrat Donor Stephen Bittel Hilariously Dissed!!!

    07/24/2016 3:41:15 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 31 replies
    Self | July 24, 2016 | PJ-Comix
    A lot of people are looking for the DNC scandals revealed by WikiLeaks but if you look real carefully you can find a lot of comedy gold, especially in the way the DNC treat some of their donors like dirt. One example as you can see below is Miami Beach real estate investor Stephen Bittel whom they consign to the crappiest corner of a fundraiser. Oh, and no, Bittel you are NOT worthy of sitting anywhere near Obama. In fact could you just give us your MONEY and spare us your UNWANTED presence?
  • Bryan Lewis "I Think My Dog's A Democrat"

    07/24/2016 12:52:29 PM PDT · by demkicker · 32 replies
    You Tube ^ | March 8, 2016 | Bryan Lewis
    Well, I think my dog's a democrat and it breaks my heart to say - to think an ugly thing like that, but there's a big old pile of evidence that points to the fact that my dog might be a democrat....
  • Rage Monkey IS BACK, and HE'S PISSED OFF!

    07/24/2016 10:45:03 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 75 replies
    7/24/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz
  • Russell Peters - What's So Funny About Chinese Accents (total -humor- vanity)

    07/23/2016 8:15:56 PM PDT · by Utilizer · 26 replies
    YouTube ^ | 18, 2016 | Daily Dose of Sunshine
    "Two Types Of Asians" by Russell Peters
  • The K-12 Joke: “The Heck You Can’t”

    07/23/2016 2:38:19 PM PDT · by BruceDeitrickPrice · 5 replies ^ | July 6, 2016 | Bruce Deitrick Price
    It's a joke widely told. This guy goes into a hotel restaurant and instructs the waitress: "Please bring me one tiny glass of frozen orange juice diluted until you can see through it. Two cold and burned pieces of toast. One infinitesimal and frozen pat of butter. Scrambled eggs that look like they were cooked the day before yesterday. And one piece of bacon cooked so long that, when you try to cut it, it splits into 37 different pieces." "Hey, what is this?" the waitress complains. "We can't make you a breakfast like that." "The heck you can't," says...
  • Guns Are Very Bad, Study Shows............................ [Satire]

    07/23/2016 10:13:33 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 50 replies
    7/23/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz
    A recent study showed that guns are bad. The Center For Proving Bad Guns Are Bad showed that guns are bad, and that badness exists in guns. "Guns are bad," said one of the study researchers, "Very bad, I can not tell you just how bad they are, but they are extremely bad." The incidence of guns being very bad has incresed 10% over the last year, and 27% since 1968. This study also shows that the qualititive level of badness in each gun has gone from "Bad" to "Horrifically Bad" in that same time period. The study also suggests...
  • What is it like to fire a Daisy BB gun?

    07/22/2016 6:37:43 PM PDT · by xzins · 100 replies
    The People's Cube ^ | 6/17/2016 | Komissar al-Blogunov
    What's it like to fire a Daisy BB gun? It's an experience I'll never forget. Everybody knows BB guns are scary looking and ought to be banned, but I thought I would try to shoot one without any preconceived notions. What I encountered changed me forever. I took a deep breath and determined to enter a Wal-Mart. A "greeter" met me with, "Howdy, welcome to Wal-Mart." I'm from the north. We don't say "Howdy". I sneer back at the microaggression and strain to hold back tears of rage. Barely controlling myself, I asked where I could find a BB gun....
  • Fantasy Football 2016

    07/22/2016 2:51:01 PM PDT · by Bender2 · 14 replies
    Sweet 16 Homers' League Live Draft: Sun Aug 28 1:30pm CDT
  • Inspired by Trump's speech: Parody Song "You're a mean one, Hillary"

    07/22/2016 10:47:49 AM PDT · by lightman · 16 replies
    22 July A.D. 2016 | "lightman"
    You’re a mean one, Hil-la-ry. You left Chris Stevens to die. When Muslims took Bengazhi You went off to catch shut -eye, Hiillary! You’re a top advisor Who’s really a spy. You’re a monster, Hil-la-ry. You defied our policy Using unncrtypted emails Compromised security Hil-larry! I wouldn’t trust you With a sixty-four bit encryption key. You’re a foul one, Hil-la-ry. ‘Nabling sex predator Bill Stain a blue dress in the office Have a cigar for a thrill Hil-la-ry. Given the choice between the two of you I’d take Humma for a chill. You’re a vile one, Hil-la-ry. You’r a nasty...

    07/22/2016 6:12:23 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 48 replies
    Let thy silliness begin... Happy Retirement Sheriff Here's your drink
  • Today's Toons 7/22/16

    07/22/2016 1:54:02 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/22/16 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Today's Toons 7/21/16

    07/21/2016 4:54:10 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 7 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/21/16 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • VIDEO: The Top Five Reasons You CANNOT Vote for Hillary Clinton!

    07/20/2016 3:51:47 PM PDT · by StevenCrowder · 19 replies ^ | 07/20/2016 | Steven Crowder
    Just in case you were still on the fence. all the references are at the original post.