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  • Today's Toons 3/31/15

    03/31/2015 3:58:43 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 3/31/15 | pookie18
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  • Cherry blossom wars: Japan, South Korea or China?

    03/31/2015 2:42:29 AM PDT · by Daffynition · 5 replies
    Xinhua ^ | 2015-3-30 | staff reporter
    Did Japan's hallowed cherry trees actually originate from South Korea? "The beloved someiyoshino variety of cherry trees isn't really from Japan, but actually from South Korea's Jeju Island," reported a South Korean newspaper. "Japanese cherry trees are actually Jeju's royal cherry trees. Japanese just took them and cultivated them," said the Daily Sports.
  • OK Soccer fans - The BYU comedy crew hits it out of the park!

    03/30/2015 8:03:09 AM PDT · by Baynative · 11 replies
    Facebook ^ | Unk | BYU Studio C
    I'm not a soccer fan, but I am a big fan of humor and well done parody. If this doesn't make you laugh, nothing will! (I clicked excerpt to make the link easy)
  • The Book is Islam

    03/30/2015 6:25:14 AM PDT · by Paul46360 · 17 replies
    today | me
    There is a play called The Book of Mormon. Here are the reviews..The New York Times calls it the best musical of this century. The Washington Post says, It is the kind of evening that restores your faith in musicals. And Entertainment Weekly says, Grade A: the funniest musical of all time. Jon Stewart of The Daily Show calls it a crowning achievement. So good it makes me angry. Its THE BOOK OF MORMON, the nine-time Tony Award winning Best Musical from the creators of South Park. Contains explicit language.These Mormons are so lovable, you feel half-inclined to take a...
  • Today's Toons 3/30/15

    03/30/2015 3:28:02 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 3/30/15 | pookie18
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  • Movie for a Sunday afternoon: "That Touch Of Mink"(1962)

    03/29/2015 12:33:18 PM PDT · by ReformationFan · 12 replies
    Daily Motion ^ | 1962 | Delbert Mann
  • A born performer! The incredible moment baby starts clapping in the womb

    03/28/2015 2:17:27 PM PDT · by afraidfortherepublic · 12 replies
    The Daily Mail ^ | 3-28-15 | Giorgina Ramazzotti
    Rhythm isn't something most babies are born with. But this one - which is yet to be born - seems to have it in abundance. In this incredible video of an ultrasound scan, the 14-week-old foetus appears to clap its hands together, as the mother sings If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands. The parents can be heard laughing in the background as the doctor then rewinds the tape to make it look like that baby was clapping along to their singing. The 15-second video that was uploaded to YouTube yesterday by Jen Cardinal, who is based...
  • City Park tree sitter tells Fox 8 he was 'sleep deprived, hungry and angry'

    03/28/2015 9:52:34 AM PDT · by BBell · 17 replies
    NOLA.com | The Times-Picayune ^ | 3/27/15 | Heather Nolan
    A man who spent almost 12 days living in a tree on land that's set to become a $24.5 million golf complex in New Orleans City Park told WVUE Fox 8 News he "was a little sleep deprived, hungry and angry" during his time in the tree. Jonathan "Lloyd" Boover fell from the tree March 24 when he lost his balance while greeting one of his supporters. Hours after his fall, City Park officials cut down the tree Boover had lived in since March 13.
  • Catch this Jackie Mason may have been the first comedian political educator.

    03/27/2015 11:49:15 PM PDT · by kvanbrunt2 · 3 replies
    Youtube ^ | show was 1968 | Jackie Mason?
    Jackie Mason for VP with Cruz or who knws. he knows more than the audience and makes fun of them and makes them laugh at them selves being stupid. catch some of the names he mentions.
  • MARTY ALLEN & STEVE ROSSI "The Punch Drunk Fighter"

    03/27/2015 10:36:17 PM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 12 replies
    You Tube ^ | ClassicComedyBits
    A belated birthday greeting to Marty Allen who recently turned 93. Here's a bit from a 1964 tv appearance with Steve Rossi who passed away last year at 82. Allen and Rossi were a comedy team who appeared on over 700 television shows, 44 alone on The Ed Sullivan Show. They recorded 16 comedy albums, the title of one using their signature comedy catch phrase of "Hello Dere!" Allen said of his phrase, "We were into the act and I just went blank... and I looked at Steve and said, 'Hello dere . . . hello dere.' Then suddenly everyone...
  • Jeffrey Tambor explains the N.W.O. and the Trilateral Commission on Barney Miller in 1981

    03/27/2015 9:56:49 PM PDT · by Beave Meister · 14 replies
    Life imitating art or is it art imitating life? A conspiracy kook describing the entire N.W.O. agenda to the police who clearly thinks hes crazy. The truth, hidden in plain sight....pretty funny
  • Jerk Cats Stealing Pizza Because Nothing Is Safe

    03/27/2015 7:13:18 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 37 replies
    Everyone has a friend who says they don't want any pizza when everyone is pitching in for an order, but is "famished all of a sudden and will only eat a slice" as soon as the boxes full of delicious, cheesy magic arrive. Cats are always that friend. You give them a home, buy them food you can't even eat and then they get their paws all over your dinner. The worst part is cats are amazing, and they are extra cute trying to be stealthy stealing pizza. It's a horrible tradition and it should never stop. Check out the...
  • (Satire): FBI Admits All Registered Motorcycle Owners Are On Classified Gang List

    03/27/2015 9:11:07 AM PDT · by Baynative · 102 replies
    WaPo ^ | 2/26/15 | N/A
    MSNBC correspondent Jeremy Lancaster sat down with government official Darrin Cornia to discuss recent rumors that have been in circulation in regard to registered motorcycle owners being placed on a classified FBI gang list. After a few moments of introduction, Lancaster bluntly asked the following question, Mr. Cornia, if I were to make the statement, all registered motorcycle owners are currently showing on a classified FBI gang list, would the statement be true or false? Cornia responded by saying, That would be a true statement, the FBI has been collecting and compiling Department of Motor Vehicles and Drivers License Division...
  • Today's Wacky Pack Sticker pic!

    03/27/2015 8:27:50 AM PDT · by Patriot777 · 31 replies
    https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608025609930736289&pid=15.1&P=0
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/27/2015 5:29:26 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 96 replies
    In honor of "National Joe Day"....heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Joe: "The United States has traded an American POW for five Taliban prisoners. Originally, the deal included Joe Biden, but the Taliban said no." David Letterman "After discovering a new dwarf planet orbiting the sun beyond Pluto, scientists have named it '2012 VP113' or 'Biden' for short. Scientists say they chose the name because the planet, like Biden, is pretty far out there." Seth Meyers"President Obama said that his strategy for foreign policy is to be patient and determined. Which is also his strategy when it comes to Biden's bedtime." Jimmy Fallon "On...
  • Today's Toons 3/27/15

    03/27/2015 3:29:06 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 3/27/15 | pookie18
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  • Video: DC delegate's bad parking job becomes viral sensation

    03/26/2015 11:01:22 AM PDT · by jazusamo · 68 replies
    Fox News ^ | March 26, 2016
    Unbelievable Video. Call it the parking job seen 'round the web. A video has gone viral of D.C. Delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton executing an objectively poor parking job -- even by Washington standards. The incident, and video, were first reported by Roll Call. A tipster was apparently on the scene and watched as Norton angled her car into a diagonal spot near Capitol Hill, ending up practically perpendicular to the surrounding vehicles. The tipster told Roll Call this was around the time of Afghan President Ashraf Ghani's address to Congress on Wednesday.
  • Today's Toons 3/26/15

    03/26/2015 3:27:28 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 3/26/15 | pookie18
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  • FLOTUS hair not gone, just pulled way back

    03/25/2015 7:39:06 PM PDT · by Daffynition · 45 replies
    The Hill via MSN ^ | March 25, 2015 | Judy Kurtz
    The mane mystery surrounding Michelle Obama Baldgate 2015 might be solved: the first ladys hair was reportedly just pulled back during her appearance on Jeopardy!
  • Cartoon: How the science was "settled"

    03/25/2015 4:23:41 PM PDT · by E. Pluribus Unum · 14 replies
  • Cardboard 'Most Interesting Man' fails as carpool-lane ruse

    03/25/2015 9:40:49 AM PDT · by Kartographer · 16 replies
    A Washington State Patrol trooper says it's by far the best carpool scam he's seen, but it didn't work.
  • Toddler Idolizes the Garbage Men

    03/25/2015 9:31:45 AM PDT · by apoliticalone · 30 replies
    AOL-Huffington ^ | 3-24-2015 | Cameron Keady
    Some things in life are just too good to handle. Quincy Kroner had that exact feeling on March 13 when he met his local heroes -- the neighborhood garbage men, Mark Davis and Eddie Washington. The Cincinnati 2-year-old has been fascinated by the garbage truck since about the age he could walk, the toddlers father, Ollie Kroner, told The Huffington Post in an email. But this was the first time he met the garbage men in person, and it was all too much for him -- resulting in the adorably priceless photo above. He was all smiles as the garbage...
  • Today's Toons 3/25/15

    03/25/2015 3:20:24 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 3/25/15 | pookie18
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  • City Park golf course protester falls from tree, taken in ambulance

    03/24/2015 1:52:13 PM PDT · by BBell · 23 replies
    NOLA.com | The Times-Picayune ^ | Jonathan Bullington
    Johnathan "Lloyd" Boover, the man living in a City Park tree out of protest over a proposed golf complex, fell from his perch Tuesday (March 24) and was taken away in an ambulance, witnesses said. Boover fell from the tree shortly before 11 a.m., said Marilyn Eyer, a Gentilly resident who has followed Boover's tree sit-in since he started March 13. Boover was carried away on a stretcher into a waiting ambulance, witnesses said, which then left the area.Witnesses say Boover may have broken his nose and injured his foot and knee in the fall. He had been running low...
  • Theres Finally An App For White People To Prove How Not-Racist They Are

    03/24/2015 6:42:38 AM PDT · by TurboZamboni · 17 replies
    junkee.com ^ | 3-23-15 | meg watson
    Inspired by Starbucks recent attempt to solve racism with two words on a coffee cup, A-grade satirists Above Average have this week stepped up to the plate to deliver the next logical step for self-aggrandising white people all over the US. Have you just enjoyed a thorough debate about the history of structural and institutional inequality with the beleaguered barista making your white chocolate mocha Frappuccino? Well, you might enjoy iNotRacist: the app that gives you credit for all the incredibly non-racist things you do! Was your barista a person of colour? Congratulations! You have 1000 points already.
  • Today's Toons 3/24/15

    03/24/2015 3:29:17 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 7 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 3/24/15 | pookie18
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  • Best helicopter door gunner of all time goes to heaven

    03/23/2015 6:42:41 PM PDT · by llevrok · 22 replies
    3/23/2015 | My Brother in Law
    The Best helicopter door gunner of all time died and went to heaven. St. Peter greeted him there and said Welcome to heaven! Your terminal assignment orders indicate you were the best door gunner in human history and did wonderful things for your fellow crew members, your unit, and your country your entire life. For that reason I am authorized to let you choose in which part of heaven you would like to spend eternity. Well, the gunner said, Id love to bunk somewhere where I will never see another helicopter pilot they are loud, contemptible, and generally a...
  • Braintree MA: Besieged by male dominance!

    03/23/2015 5:29:27 PM PDT · by CtBigPat · 25 replies
    YouTube ^ | Dec 18, 2013 | effectsofmaledominance
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzdf4V7Cf_M
  • Cat Owner Instant Karma (video)

    03/23/2015 1:22:50 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 15 replies
    YouTube ^ | March 15, 2015 | LiveLeak
    Cat Owner Instant Karma
  • RIP, Jim Berry: For 40 years, 'Berry's World' cartoonist dispensed relatable laughs

    03/23/2015 12:35:54 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 7 replies
    The Washington Post ^ | March 23, 2015 | Michael Cavna
    ... In so many ways, to read Jim Berry was to meet Jim Berry. "Berry's World," the syndicated single-panel feature that he drew for 40 years, beginning in 1963, was a remarkably steady stream of thoughtful observational humor that like the unfussy art itself rarely seemed to strain for the laugh. Each gag, as steady as a top golfer's approach shots, just "landed." Precision meets concision ... Mr. Berry died last Friday in Boynton Beach, Fla., at age 83 ...
  • Today's Toons 3/23/15

    03/23/2015 3:35:08 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 3/23/15 | pookie18
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  • LADIES - Learn The RULES!!!!!! (A FR Classic)

    03/22/2015 5:14:04 PM PDT · by PROCON · 86 replies
    Random E-Mail | June 6, 2003 | Unknown
    I was looking through some real old FReeper threads and found one that has been repeated a few times over the years but might be fun again to post on a Sunday evening.
  • Movie for a Sunday afternoon: "The Man From The Diner's Club"(1963)

    03/22/2015 11:14:20 AM PDT · by ReformationFan · 18 replies
    Daily Motion ^ | 1963 | Frank Tashlin
  • A Dog Singing Whitney Houston Makes For An Interesting Talent Show

    03/22/2015 7:29:27 AM PDT · by Twotone · 16 replies
    Wimp.com ^ | Unknown | NA
    On the season premiere of "Belgium's Got Talent," on March 6, there was one act that certainly gained some attention. There have been several dog acts on the series, but Lady Xena's performance stands out. She may have just found her big break.
  • Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House

    03/21/2015 2:51:10 PM PDT · by E. Pluribus Unum · 15 replies
    One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does somemeasuring, then works some figures with a pencil.Well, he says, I figure the job will run about $900: $400 formaterials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, thensays, I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for mycrew and $100 profit for me.The Chicago contractor doesnt measure or figure, but leans over tothe...
  • Hitler Learns of Open Letter to the Mullahs

    03/21/2015 9:46:37 AM PDT · by Michael.SF. · 9 replies
    You Tube ^ | March 21, 2015 | DLund
    Hitler learns of the letter to the Mullah's
  • Camp David just isnt President Obamas kind of retreat

    03/20/2015 6:37:25 PM PDT · by W. · 42 replies
    washingtonpost.com ^ | 20 Mar 2015 | Juliet Eilperin
    On Monday when Afghanistans President Ashraf Ghani visits Camp David, the presidential retreat in Maryland will once again serve as the venue for important geopolitical negotiations on seemingly intractable issues, a role it has played for more than seven decades. But as Secretary of State John F. Kerry and other Cabinet members host the Afghan president, one major U.S. figure will not be present President Obama. The presidents absence is just one signal of how the role of the cloistered compound in the Catoctin mountains has changed under this president, a city dweller who prefers gym workouts and golf...
  • Spring Has Sprung

    03/20/2015 9:53:01 AM PDT · by Paul46360 · 21 replies
    We are Robyn and Michelle Lytlea Chicago-based couple on a mission. Michelle came up with the idea for The TaTa Top in response to a story Robyn told her about an incident at a Chicago beach. Robyn had been hosting two Dutch women as a cultural exchange, and they were not familiar with the topless laws in the U.S. When they went to visit one of Chicagos beaches, they didnt think twice about running into the lake topless for a quick swim on a hot summer day. Chaos ensued, and a male lifeguard told them they had to leave unless...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/20/2015 6:43:07 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 89 replies
    You were saying, Starbucks? Dennis Miller - Just ordered a black coffee at Starbucks and was informed that "de-creamed" was the preferred term.~~~~~~~~~~~~With the best intentions, Starbucks recently launched a new campaign to get people talking about race. The campaign was promoted by their CEO Howard Schultz and involves a barista writing #RaceTogether on your morning cup of coffee and engaging you in a conversation about race relations.Now, that mightve sounded like a good idea in the boardroom, but the reality is people arent at their best in the early morning before theyve had their cup of the strong...
  • Obama urges Netanyahu against ignoring billions who chose not to participate in elections

    03/20/2015 4:54:29 AM PDT · by orwell2112 · 33 replies
    Thoughtgrime ^ | March 20, 2015 | Sisyphus
    WASHINGTON (TG) Frustrated and confused by the notion that a platform based on putting national interests first could win an election, President Obama issued a statement today warning Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu not to assume he has a mandate just because he got more votes. Obviously, the Likud party had a good night. And they deserve credit for running good campaigns. Beyond that, Ill leave it to all of you and the professional pundits to pick through yesterdays results, said Obama. Still, as the U.S. president, I have a unique and global responsibility to try and make the...
  • Why Every New Macbook Needs a Different ********* Charger (video)(language warning)

    03/20/2015 3:53:23 AM PDT · by servo1969 · 29 replies
    YouTube.com ^ | 3-19-2015 | CollegeHumor
    We can make a computer fit in an envelope, but I guess were still working out the kinks on the charger.
  • Today's Toons 3/20/15

    03/20/2015 3:40:22 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 3/20/15 | pookie18
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  • LOOK AT THE STATS ON THIS!

    03/20/2015 2:24:19 AM PDT · by SWAMPSNIPER · 31 replies
    03/20/15 | ME
    My hat's off to this guy!
  • (Satire) North Korea, Cuba, China, and Iran Cancel Oboma Appearances; "Fear Defeat In Next Election"

    03/19/2015 7:11:47 PM PDT · by Robert A. Cook, PE · 6 replies
    19-March-2015 | RACookPE1978
    The White House announced several long-anticipated overseas appearances by Obama will be "rescheduled indefinitely" following a series of telephone calls between the free democratic republics of North Korea, China, Cuba, and Iran and President Obama's chief staff, political officers, and consultants. "All four countries cancelled" (or "deferred" as Obama's spokeperson later issued in a corrected statement) the long-anticipated but secret Obama overseas campaign rallies following Bibi Netanyahoo's electoral victory in Israel on Tuesday over his more liberal opponents. These cancellations, all blamed on a fear that their next election might be lost following an Obama endorsement, came as a surprise...
  • Thai woman flips out over rude Chinese tourists (video)(Not actual title - See first comment)

    03/19/2015 7:10:53 PM PDT · by servo1969 · 29 replies
    YouTube,com ^ | 3-16-2015 | Thaivideo Today
    Author- I don't own the video. I just added subs. See video origins below: 片源看下面: Chinese only . . . 12/3/58 CREDIT: www.facebook.com/jhaky.pijitumphon ขอบคุณคลิปแนะนำจาก @Nan Paweena Morasu [Language Warning]
  • Today's Toons 3/19/15

    03/19/2015 4:05:47 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 3/19/15 | pookie18
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  • If ISIS Was Formed During The Bush Years,Then Why Didn't Obama Bring It Up Then?

    03/18/2015 4:05:30 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 22 replies
    And did Obama first find out about ISIS in the news at some point during the Bush Years? So if ISIS was being created during the Bush years, then why didn't Obama use it as an issue while running for President? So what if the Bush debt was 9 Trillion Dollars? We had ISIS growing and growing during the Bush years with extremely violent intentions,that would of been "Blamed On Bush"!!!. But Oops Again, Obama just remembered? and now he is bringing it up? Well at least 25% of all Americans "Might Believe It".
  • HILLARY CLINTON GIF GO-ROUND

    03/18/2015 4:19:21 AM PDT · by lbryce · 45 replies
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  • Today's Toons 3/18/15

    03/18/2015 3:58:38 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 3/18/15 | pookie18
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  • Lets Move: Skip the Buffet

    03/18/2015 12:54:08 AM PDT · by W. · 16 replies
    Washington Free Beacon ^ | March 17, 2015 2:23 pm | Elizabeth Harrington
    First Lady Michelle Obamas anti-obesity campaign Lets Move is out with new advice for Americans: skip the buffet and stick to unsweetened tea. The tips were introduced as part of Mrs. Obamas #GimmeFive challenge, which is encouraging people to come up with five ways to be healthier for the fifth anniversary of Lets Move. President Barack Obamas five ways to be healthy are jogging on stage to give a campaign speech, shooting a basketball, playing tennis, climbing the stairs to Air Force One, and lifting a baby, according to a video announcing the challenge.