Humor (General/Chat)
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Zing! But, wait … what? Yes, that happened. Bo the dog reportedly was airlifted to the Obama holiday home. Actor Nick Searcy blasted the move, proclaiming that “the First Snack gets his own plane!” Snicker. Enter Iowahawk, who took the opportunity to not only slam Obama, but to also rightly blast the lapdog press.
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A focused Anthony Weiner marches up Sixth Avenue Sunday, touting a huge Dominican flag in honor of the Dominican Day parade. Here’s a montage of Anthony Weiner marching running through the parade.
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Okay, on a previous thread there was quite a bit of disagreement on this subject and the posts and responses were getting a bit crossed, so I decided to try and compress the arguments a bit. So... here goes... Cats are better than women because: 1. Cats don't care how much money you have. Good cat food and a warm place to sleep and you are golden. 2. Cats do not demand, or even understand the concept of breakfast in bed. Start opening the can or the bag of food and they are on the way. 3. Cats dislike chocolate,...
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There's a story on Yahoo! News about a 7 month old boy who had his name (Messiah) changed by a Judge in Tennessee. It's an AP story.
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Thought some of us could use a bit of a break today, and remembered a differing post just the other day. Cats are better than women because: 1. Cats don't care how much money you have. Good cat food and a warm place to sleep and you are golden. 2. Cats do not understand the concept of breakfast in bed. Start opening the can or the bag of food and they are on the way. 3. Cats dislike chocolate, sneeze on flowers, and attempting to buy them nice clothes to wear will only make them strut away in disdain. They...
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Some kind of goat won't let motorcycle rider pass him on road.
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This is brilliant. One of the best things like this I have ever seen.Joe Biden-"Fire two blasts" Video
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To brighten everyone's day...You have a black heart if you think this is not great.
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=302643826548527
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Rush says every week that the Friday show is for whatever the callers want to talk about, us "rank amateurs." The Friday shows seem no different that the Monday-Thursday shows, where Rush talks, we listen and then he usually tries to squeeze in a few calls.
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Perhaps I am not against ALL drones! http://t.co/gLTQFzLDLH— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) August 9, 2013
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We "Decimated" Al Qaeda President Obama walks into a local bank in Chicago to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?" Cashier:"It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?" Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!" Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all...
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Cupid turning violent and a bear rescuing a woman: The cheeky way people have been posing with statues to bring them to life We may think of statues as being solid and immoveable, but these pranksters show that there a myriad of cheeky ways to liven up a sculpture. By posing with the monumental works of art, the wacky internet users turn them into hilarious photos which they have since shared on social networks. One sculpture of a goddess holding up her hand is turned into a high-five by a practical joker.
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"Nancy" explains the healthcare dilemma. Click the link.
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full title............Shark costume-wearing cat on a robotic vacuum rides again in hilarious new video made in honor of Shark WeekThe robot vacuum-riding cat in a shark suit has returned with another viral video. Like the video that first brought him fame, CatShark—aka Max-Arthur—rides a Roomba floor cleaner while wearing his suit. But instead of hungrily chasing a baby duckling, CatShark appears just to be on a kitchen joy ride in this new video as his owner shucks corn in the background.
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The TRUTH About Black Helicopters! Secrets THEY Don't Want You To Know About! What Are Black Helicopters? Black Helicopters (BH) are not just helicopters with a black paint-job as you may have been told. They are, in fact, autonomous agents -- lifeforms -- created by New World Order (NWO) agencies via nanobiotechnology. Their primary purpose is to spy on the activities of average citizens in order to gather tactical information and discover "subversives" who are not bowing to the will of the Liberati's UN-backed Federal Government. Furthermore, when the NWO Invasion takes place in the not-too-distant future, they will...
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About the Holiday Inspired by the "Submit an Entry" form in a copy of Chase's Calendar of Events, Roy and his wife, Ruth, have launched several creative holidays. A few suggestions from Tom Roy's "Top 20 List for successful sneaking of Zucchini or otherwise ridding yourself of unwanted surplus summer squash:" (Note: Allrecipes does not endorse any of these activities.) •Look for out-of-the-way places which have signs posted, "Clean Fill Wanted." •Under light of full moon, either stark naked or wearing full army camouflage, carrying a machete or any garden implement, run amuck in your zucchini patch, cutting and slashing....
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He poked as much fun at himself as he did others, and never got butt-hurt when someone criticized or made fun of him. The Cold War era was a spooky time; thank God we had a President that kept things lighthearted enough to get us through it!
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Graham and Sheryl Anley and their Jack Russell terrier Rosie ran aground off one of South Africa’s most dangerous stretches of ocean, at Cebe on the Transkei coast. They battled waves of up to seven metres and were swept onto a reef. National Sea Rescue Institute North London station commander Georff McGregor said all three were wearing life jackets. The dog Rosie was wearing a specially tailored dog life-jacket with an emergency strobe light. "As the incident happened Graham sent a Mayday radio distress call and activated the EPIRB (Global Positioning Distress beacon) but they were immediately forced to abandon...
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SHARK Cat Week is here!!!Cat In A Shark Costume Chases A Duck While Riding A Roomba https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2HU... Let's Be Friends!!! SHARKY the American Pit Bull Terrier: FACEBOOK : http://facebook.com/PitBullSharkyTWITTER : http://twitter.com/pitbullsharkyhttp://web.stagram.com/n/pitbullsharky (Instagram - new still)http://youtube.com/PitBullSHARKYhttp://uniteddogs.com/en/dog/PitBullS...http://pitbullsharky.blogspot.compitbullsharky (at) gmail.com MAX-ARTHUR the Snowshoe Cat:http://facebook.com/pages/MAXtheRoomb...http://youtube.com/MAXtheRoombaCAThttp://twitter.com/MAXtheRoombaCAThttp://myspace.com/maxtheroombacat HELEN aka texasgirly1979:http://www.HelensPets.comhttp://youtube.com/HelensVlogshttp://youtube.com/texasgirly1979http://twitter.com/texasgirly1979http://myspace.com/texasgirly1979http://zazzle.com/texasgirly1979http://texasgirly1979.blogspot.com/
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OK, I admit it. I love snark. I love a well-crafted one, and I love to try my hand at it. Perhaps too often, I will concede. You definitely don't want to be considered "too snarky". But I can't help it. It's just too much fun. When I see a headline that is just screaming out for snark, I jump on the thread, and all too often see that another Freeper has beaten me to my snark. Did you know that the plural of snark is snark. As in "I posted 5 snark today". Honestly. While I play at snark,...
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This Has To Be The WORST Martial Arts Demonstration Ever! Video at linky
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Mina Gatas, 20, was arrested for peddling cocaine and oxycodone along with sundaes and other sweet treats, Brooklyn prosecutors announced Tuesday.Mina Gatas allegedly sold cocaine and other drugs out of this ice cream truck in a Bay Ridge, Brooklyn park. A Brooklyn man was allegedly selling a whole different type of snow cone from his ice cream truck. Mina Gatas, 20, was arrested for peddling cocaine and oxycodone along with sundaes and other sweet treats, Brooklyn prosecutors announced Tuesday. He was caught on a surveillance video inside his ice cream truck selling an undercover cop a plastic bag with about...
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I'd appreciate some input on the Cast Of Characters for this Poster Thanks!
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Oprah Compares Trayvon To Emmit Till video at linky
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With the exception of Rush Limbaugh, ALL other media sources when describing the democrat party, it is alway as democraTIC. The common belief is that they don't like to hear or say RAT at the end of their party name and that may be the only reason but another reasons could be they want to infer that they are the only party who believe in democracy or they are just oversensitive about their party name. It doesn't matter that we are a Republic, their base doesn't know the difference. Just ask a democrat what party they belong to and with...
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I apologize in advance for the vanity. After perusing the various news sites this morning, I can find very little good, inspirational, or optimistic news. I'm starving for such stories. So, I offer this thread for other members of FRee Republic to post links to "good news" stories for early August. The regular news stories (from children being strangled by pythons in their sleep to Yemenese being offed by our unmanned drones and Americans being forced to flee the country in terror) is so darned depressing that I hunger for stories of kindness and hope. Let's see how long we...
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As word gets round, more and more are auditioning for roles in Sharknado 2. Those asked to come back for a second look are listed below:
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"People always say to me, they say, `Hey, Letterman,' they say. `Why don't you make jokes about Obama?' And I say, `All right, I'll tell you why. I don't make jokes about him because I don't want the FBI tapping my phone,"' he said. Leno tapped into the same idea with a different story: "I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the IRS, so forget that."
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The 15-tonne mass of festering food fat mixed with wet wipes and sanitary products threatened to send raw sewage spurting onto the leafy streets of Kingston upon Thames. "We've never seen a single, congealed lump of lard this big clogging our sewers before," said Gordon Hailwood, waste contracts supervisor for Thames Water. "The sewer was almost completely clogged with over 15 tonnes of fat," said Mr Hailwood. "If we hadn’t discovered it in time, raw sewage could have started spurting out of manholes across the whole of Kingston. "It was so big it damaged the sewer and repairs will take...
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This skit features Jason Sudeikis as Ted Lasso, an American football coach hired to manage Tottenham Hotspur in England. Look at all the differences! It's a dumb premise, but the jokes are legitimately funny. Who knew so many football clubs were just like the Dallas Cowboys? h/t Aaron
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Likes restaurant food, comes back every night till lock was put on lid.
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With the remake of Godzilla on hold, an enterprising Bearded Dragon molds himself into a Sharknado 2 hopeful...
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President Obama celebrates his 52nd birthday today! To honor the momentous day, the President signed an executive order granting all of his supporters free ice-cream!
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "About a gallon."
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ENID, Oklahoma - A class of U.S. Air Force airmen learning how to fly at Vance Air Force Base near Enid is becoming an internet sensation, thanks to a patch. Every class of pilots in training at Vance Air Force Base picks its own patch. Class 14-05 picked one that's based on the cartoon "My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic". The patch reads "My Little Pilot, Flying Is Magic". According to Air Force Times, My Little Pony has become popular with some members of the military, as well as other adults. These older fans are called "Bronies," short for "bro...
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Uncut title: Think you know your cat? Think again: New video demystifies feline body language - and reveals they probably DON'T want their tummy stroked Every cat owner likes to think they share a special bond with their feline friend, but experts believe that many people might be missing the chance to communicate effectively. Britain's leading cat charity has produced a video guide to cat behaviour after a study found many owners struggle to understand their pet. The Cats Protection video dispels popular myths such as cats licking their lips when they are hungry or wanting their tummies scratched when...
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Embattled NY Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez, facing the threat of a lifetime ban from baseball, and the loss of some $100 million left on his contract, just held an emotional press conference to announce that he was in fact transgendered, and was taking drugs supplied to him by Tony Bosch of Biogenesis, to prepare for a sex change operation after the season.
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You know it's hot when....................
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A carpenter friend recently showed me a gruesome scar on his arm that was the result of some surgery he performed on himself with a sewing needle without any form of anesthetic! He said he played doctor and sewed up the nasty cut himself because he had no insurance and felt qualified because he’d once sewn some sails. From the looks of his arm I can only assume the sailboat subsequently capsized or ran aground. It’s only in the last 100 years that people, like my friend, haven’t had to be their own doctor. If a cowboy in the 1800’s...
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Whatever happened to loving thy neighbor? An unidentified Iowan woman — “Crazy rhubarb lady,” as the Internet hath dubbed her — has rocketed to online infamy this week when video appeared online of her shouting a long string of profanities at a homeowner who caught her removing rhubarbs from a patch that had found its way outside the limits of a fence. Apparently “Crazy Rhubarb Lady” has made a habit of plucking rhubarb from a neighbor’s patch, and has been confronted multiple times, but only when the cameras are rolling does the public get a glimpse into the hilarity of...
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