Free Republic 2nd Quarter Fundraising Target: $88,000 Receipts & Pledges to-date: $40,032
45%  
Woo hoo!! And the first 45% is in!! Thank you all very much!!

Humor (General/Chat)

Brevity: Headers | « Text »
  • Limericks for Jihadists

    05/04/2015 7:09:36 PM PDT · by Rebel_Ace · 40 replies
    Self | 5/4/2015 | Rebel_Ace
    Limericks inspired by recent events In Texas they held a cool contest, To see who could draw cartoons the best. Two up to no good were fragged where they stood. Just chalk outlines, no need for an arrest. You can't draw the prophet mohammed. It's Blasphemy the jihadies said. They crashed the event, Then hit the cement. Cuz in Texas they will shoot you dead. Free speech is an American thing We can draw, write, publish or sing. Outlines and a stain Are all that remain. Of Muzzies on a short Jihad fling.
  • Write Your Own Academic Sentence

    05/04/2015 7:05:32 PM PDT · by Hawthorn · 15 replies
    Need a sentence for your latest article? Write one here! Just select a word or phrase from each drop-down list and click "Write It." http://writing-program.uchicago.edu/toys/randomsentence/write-sentence.htm
  • Streamwood man thwarts robbery attempt, authorities say

    05/04/2015 5:04:06 PM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 2 replies
    daily herald ^ | : 5/4/2015 | Barbara Vitello
    A Streamwood 18-year-old accused of trying to rob a man by saying he had a gun was arrested after the man pulled a gun on him, authorities say. Prosecutors say the intended victim has a valid concealed carry permit.
  • Finally,Far Left Liberals Out Of Excuses.Unable To Explain Baltimore Crisis During Interviews.

    05/04/2015 5:03:45 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 11 replies
    Now the liberal commentators are really backed into a corner when being interviewed,especially on Fox.Did anyone catch the last time Alan Colmes spoke of the Baltimore Riots? He actually had the nerve to bring up "Corporate Record Profits" as an excuse for Baltimore. Now that's a sign that they have run out of excuses, no more "Bush Excuses",No More "Global Warming" excuses, along with all of the investments for the poor. It's becoming laughable to hear the latest excuses, and they have nothing to do with what brought Baltimore down to its knees!
  • Today's Toons 5/4/15

    05/04/2015 1:07:50 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/4/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Dog Owner Has Trained Dog to Bark Softly!

    05/03/2015 12:21:44 PM PDT · by CorporateStepsister · 19 replies
    Faith Tap ^ | May 3 2015 | Faithtap
    This is too funny, a dog owner has trained her dog to lower the level of noise when it barks. http://faithtap.com/2870/dog-barks-softly/?v=1&m=1
  • Here Come The "Absurd Liberal Solutions" To Solving The Misery Of Baltimore, Maryland.

    05/02/2015 7:44:19 AM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 41 replies
    From FOX's Jehmu Greene to Donna Brazile and the "Laughable Cast" of MSNBC. By now we have already heard the typical excuses to fix any of the sad and terminal crises caused by Democrats in places like Detroit and South Chicago. "We Need To Spend More On Infrastructure","We Need To Invest In Education/Job Training","We Need To Raise The Minimum Wage". Those are likely the top three solutions we have heard or will hear on all cable news outlets. And aren't we all yelling back to our televisions, "Yah Right!, And what happened to the trillions we have already wasted in...
  • Dear Al Sharpton: You Lying, Race-baiting, Hobbling Bag of Human Feces…

    05/01/2015 10:27:17 AM PDT · by StevenCrowder · 14 replies
    LouderWithCrowder.com ^ | 05/01/15 | Steven Crowder
    An open letter to Al Sharpton. "Hey Al! Looks like you’ve finally made your way down to Baltimore. I don’t blame you. Gotta make them dollar, dollar bills! All those unpaid back-taxes really add up. So I want to make it clear that I don’t begrudge you one bit for trying to make a living. Heck, I don’t even mind your show at MSNBC. The mere blooper-reel has gotten more play in the Crowder household than anything else on Cablenews in the last decade. For that, I have to thank you. Matter of fact, I actually use your reel to...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/01/2015 5:39:20 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 89 replies
    May DayDate When Celebrated: Always May 1st May Day, the first of May is celebrated around the world. It has a number of meanings. In many other countries it is a celebration of spring and the coming of summer. It is celebrated with many spring flowers, many of them blooming right in your own backyard. To communist and socialist countries, it is a celebration for the workers. In many countries it is celebrated as part of a one to three day holiday. Of particular note, it is not a national holiday in the United States, except in Hawaii where...
  • Police Officer Pulls Over Toddler — And Makes His Day

    05/01/2015 1:28:19 AM PDT · by lowbridge · 25 replies
    yahoo ^ | april 23, 2015 | Rachel Bertsche
    For most parents, watching their child get pulled over is a nightmare. But when Ashley Crawford saw the flashing lights of a police car behind her son’s vehicle, she happily whipped out her camera. Jaxon Arbuckle, Crawford’s son, is a 2-year-old who loves his toy car. So when Crawford saw that a local Louisville, Ky., police officer was tending to a small car wreck on her street on Tuesday, she had an idea. “I thought, ‘How cute would it be if I got a picture of Jaxon pulled over?’” she tells Yahoo Parenting. “I waited for him to finish up...
  • Today's Toons 5/1/15

    05/01/2015 1:18:46 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/1/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Obama reveals post-presidency plans: Back to being a community organizer (Do it now)

    04/30/2015 10:12:49 AM PDT · by jazusamo · 46 replies
    The Washington Times ^ | April 30, 2015 | Dave Boyer
    President Obama told a group of middle-school students Thursday that he’ll likely go back to his work as a community organizer after leaving the White House. “That’s the kind of work that I really love to do,” Mr. Obama said during a visit to the Anacostia Neighborhood Library in Washington. “I’ll still be a pretty young man” after leaving the White House, he added, and will go back to helping people, bringing business into communities that need it. Mr. Obama will be 55 years old when he leaves office in January 2017.
  • New names for Baltimore, Charleston, Atlanta, Birmingham, Philadelphia, Pittsburg, etc.

    04/30/2015 9:46:30 AM PDT · by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin · 68 replies
    The News | 30 April 2015 | Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin
    Okay, some new names for cities affected by rioting or probably soon to be affected. Baltimore - Baltitroit Charleston - CharlesWatts Atlanta - Detrantla Birmingham - Birmingtroit Philadelphia - Philatroit Pittsburg - PittsWatts
  • Word for the day: 'Baltimogadishu'

    04/30/2015 6:08:21 AM PDT · by KeyLargo · 19 replies
    Baseball in Baltimogadishu Today's game in an empty stadium: Amid civil unrest in Baltimore, Wednesday’s game between the White Sox and Orioles at Camden Yards has been moved to a 1:05 p.m. CT/2:05 p.m. ET start and will be closed to the public, the Orioles announced Tuesday. The game had been scheduled for Wednesday night. This after two straight days of cancelled games and the organization locking 15,000 fans inside on Saturday night as riots spiraled outside. On the bright side, the Sox play in front of crowds about as big as today's scheduled attendance - it'll be like having...
  • Today's Toons 4/30/15

    04/30/2015 1:27:26 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/30/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Today's Toons 4/29/15

    04/29/2015 1:11:12 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/29/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Will It Blend? - Apple Watch

    04/28/2015 9:57:04 PM PDT · by dayglored · 13 replies
    YouTube, BlendTec ^ | Apr 27, 2015 | BlendTec
    BlendTec's Tom Dickson and his blender of doom take on the new Apple Watch -- with Siri.
  • "You Suffer" - a cover tune, performed by Yours Truly [vanity]

    04/28/2015 10:04:36 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 24 replies
    Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 4/28/15 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"
    I rarely record cover tunes, but this one is worthy of special attention. In 1989, the British band Napalm Death released their magnum opus "You Suffer". While attaining a cult following, this sorely underrated work never achieved the mainstream recognition it so richly deserved. Today, by doing this cover version, I hope to start changing that. No thanks are necessary; my reward is to see justice done. For a free MP3 download of my version of "You Suffer," click here. If you wish to hear the original, you may do so here. "You Suffer" by Justin Broadrick & Nicholas Bullen....
  • Rules of Logic, Reason, and Debate for Radicals (Satire)

    04/28/2015 9:36:47 AM PDT · by Heartlander · 6 replies
    The Peoples Cube ^ | 4/27/2015 | Will Beria
    Rules of Logic, Reason, and Debate for Radicals Will Beria 4/27/2015, 5:44 pm Comrades! Perhaps all of us, while debating the enemy, have been subjected to accusations of logical fallacies. Ignore such accusations. The non-concept of "logical fallacy" is a tool of capitalist propaganda, designed to expose us to a retrograde pre-twenty-first century mindset, which may cause the weakest of us to question their allegiance to Progress. But that is the enemy's mindset; it no longer applies to the new era. Progress calls us to destroy the straightjacket of linear thinking. There are no absolutes. The outdated scientific methods of...
  • Today's Toons 4/28/15

    04/28/2015 1:16:24 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/28/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • A little Clinton humor

    04/27/2015 4:44:19 PM PDT · by Ben Mugged · 10 replies
    Email | 4/23*2015 | Email
    Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill & the hooker continued for days. He would run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he would yell back, "Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband...
  • Apple's iOS is an illness, says new HTC ad (Video at link)

    04/27/2015 1:45:50 AM PDT · by Swordmaker · 4 replies
    CNET Tech Culture ^ | April 26, 2015 | by Chris Matyszczyk
    Apple's iOS is an illness, says new HTC ad Technically Incorrect: In an ad that mocks rival phones and disorders in equal measure, HTC offers its latest attempt to outdo its last attempt at strange advertising. Yes, iOS is Irritable Operating System, apparently. Technically Incorrect offers a slightly twisted take on the tech that's taken over our lives. You may feel like this after watching HTC's new ad. Pharmaceutical advertising is almost as enjoyable as some of the diseases it makes up. It's therefore difficult to mock something that is inherently funny in the first place. However, HTC -- slightly...
  • Today's Toons 4/27/15

    04/27/2015 1:29:38 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/27/15 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • WE KNOW WHO PUT AN ANDROID PEEING ON AN APPLE IN GOOGLE MAPS

    04/27/2015 12:02:59 AM PDT · by Swordmaker · 12 replies
    Digital Trends ^ | April 24, 2015 | By Malarie Gokey
    It’s not every day you open Google Maps to see a massive Android mascot peeing on the Apple logo, but that’s precisely what happened to Maps users this morning who happened to be browsing around DHA Phase 4 in Pakistan. A Google Map Maker user named Nitricboy placed a giant Android in the area, defacing an Apple logo. Updated on 04-24-2015 by Malarie Gokey: Added news that the person who made the Android has been found, and Google plans to remove his “artwork.” He used the custom map-enhancing tool called Google Map Maker, which lets users submit changes to...
  • A great Father of the Bride speech!

    04/26/2015 9:51:15 AM PDT · by Vanders9 · 3 replies
    Big Geek Daddy ^ | February 2013
    A very touching speech made by the Father of the Bride to the Groom that shows this father’s love for his daughter.
  • Hillary-Gate:How Will She Campaign In Purple States?,Middle Schools And Commercials?

    04/25/2015 5:59:51 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 19 replies
    Now Hillary has backed herself into a corner. With the crucial swing states leaning GOP, what is she going to do? Just keep sneaking into local watering holes, fast food restaurants, kindergartens and trans-gender health clubs? Anyone wondering if Hillary is going to book "Red Rocks" in Colorado anytime soon? Or visit a Century Village or "The Villages" in Florida? Hey, Maybe even Hillary will sing their infamous theme song! Joe Biden did, maybe Hillary could give it a shot! How is Hillary going to take a lead in Florida, Colorado, Iowa, Ohio at this point?
  • Random Observations

    04/25/2015 12:45:57 PM PDT · by walford · 11 replies
    Facebook ^ | 04/25/2015 | walford
    The talent of the musical act is in inverse proportion to the volume at which its fans typically prefer to play their "product" on their car stereos. The more expensive the car stereo and rims, the worse the upkeep and mechanical condition of the vehicle. [Learned this the hard way after buying a car with "rimz" on it. Never do that. Only buy a car that is full stock.] On a heterosexual male, the more intricate the styling of the head and/or facial hair -- and the more evidence that he regularly spends a lot of time on same --...
  • Annoying TENA adlult diaper ad undergoes revisions..Did anyone else notice?

    04/25/2015 11:48:35 AM PDT · by BRK · 26 replies
    vanity | BRK
    Did anyone else notice that the sound track on the annoying TENA ad was recently changed? The singing in the car was dramatically toned down and the horrendous cackling laugh in the movie theatre was removed.
  • Following Top Secret Leak, David Petraeus Reinstated As CIA Director, Given Backpay (Satire!)

    04/25/2015 10:39:06 AM PDT · by Cry if I Wanna · 1 replies
    The DuffleBlog ^ | April 25, 2015 | Joe Zieja
    WASHINGTON — David Petraeus has been reinstated as CIA Director and given $2.2 million in backpay following new legislation that decriminalizes the leak of top secret information, as long as it is done by people who have deep political connections or fame. Congress unanimously passed legislation on Friday that takes into account a convicted person’s sociopolitical rank before passing sentence on a convicted criminal, particularly when it comes to matters of national security. In this controversial bill, lawmakers standardized the long-standing practice of allowing high-ranking political and military figures to break the law without any fear of the consequences, which...
  • Juan Williams On Cashin'In."People Are Feeling Good",The Economy Is Coming Back.Huh?

    04/25/2015 8:37:49 AM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 37 replies
    For those of you who are watching Cashin'In as we speak, can you believe the manure coming out of Juan Williams? None of the billions invested,then wasted on electric cars was worth it? How many billions has Obama pissed off on solar panels/electric cars? And he is trying to convince us that it was well worth it! Then he says that "People Are Feeling Good,The Economy Is Coming Back". Really? Tell that to all of the Deep Blue States Run By Liberals !!
  • Obama explains the effects of Global Warming on the Everglades on Earth Day 04/22/2015

    04/24/2015 7:59:35 PM PDT · by BenLurkin · 20 replies
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE6_LVWCywM ^ | The Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon
    Obama explains the effects of Global Warming on the Everglades on Earth Day 04/22/2015 Shown on Jimmy Fallon Tonight Show 04/23/2015
  • Polls Giving Hillary A Lead Over Anyone?,They Can't Be Serious.What States Were They Surveying?

    04/24/2015 6:41:54 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 26 replies
    So what is with these polls saying that Hillary is ahead of any of the leading GOP candidates? Who are they polling? People living near the beaches of Los Angeles who have never had a job? At this point, pollsters should just take polls in the six or seven purple states that the GOP needs to flip. That leaves about 51 states that don't matter at this point!
  • "Demonicide" - a Thrash Metal song, by Yours Truly [Vanity]

    04/24/2015 5:09:07 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 45 replies
    Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 4/24/15 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"
    Welcome to my song "Demonicide." This is my first attempt at thrash metal, and while I know that the lyrics are supposed to be shocking, I fear that these lyrics may shock even the most hardened fan. You've been warned.A few notes about the song: 1. I write and record my music under the pen name Hopalong Ginsberg. If youse has ta ask why, youse ain't never gonna unnerstan'. 2. A free MP3 of the song may be downloaded here or here. If you click here I cannot be held responsible. 3.
  • Best Thing About "Hillary-Gate".Can't Tie It To The Bush's This Time.Gosh Darn It!!.

    04/24/2015 4:07:35 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 9 replies
    Nope, Sorry Far-Left Loonies and "Staunch Hillary Supporters". Not this time, but odds are they will find a link between the Bush's, Russia,and President Putin on the Uranium Deal. Can't use the classic,"This All Started Under The Bush Administration" and new excuse,"Well Jeb Has Ties To Russia or Putin Too". Maybe the far left may even bring Romney into the mix. But never the less, finally we have a Democrat Scandal the left can't blame on Bush! Awe, Shucks!
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/24/2015 5:51:54 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 59 replies
    Listen up all you Young Whipper Snappers ~You all know, I have been a retired for a long time. I've become very bored so decided to open a medical clinic. I put a sign up outside that said: "Old Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."My neighbor, a 'young' doctor, was positive that this 'old geezer' didn't know beans about medicine, and thought it would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.  So he visited my clinic ... 'Old Dr. Geezer's Clinic'. This is what transpired: He told me, "Old Dr. Geezer,...
  • Today's Toons 4/24/15

    04/24/2015 3:21:11 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/24/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • My own little freepathon thread

    04/23/2015 6:52:06 PM PDT · by outofsalt · 21 replies
    Vanity | 4/23/2015 | self
    Things that I could give up once or twice this month to keep freerepublic free . 1. 100 rounds of 9mm ~$12 (I'll still send 200) 2. Overpriced coffee ~$10 (yeah, those guys) 3. Breakfast at work ~$10 (cereal's OK) 4. A 12 pack of beer ~$10 (I could fudge on this one.) 5. 1 upper deck seat ~$15 (minor league game)
  • Search for someone who has archived Space X Parody

    04/23/2015 6:22:25 PM PDT · by mojo114 · 17 replies
    Anyone archive Space X Parody? Grandson's favorite and can no longer find it on the internet. If anyone has it archived would you send me link please.
  • Apple Watch Killer Applications (Vanity)

    04/23/2015 4:04:43 PM PDT · by Rebel_Ace · 33 replies
    Myself, this is a Vanity Post ^ | 4/23/2015 | Rebel_Ace
    Rebel_Ace is bored again, and that can only mean that it's time for some more Photoshop fun! Last time it was Hillary's van. Today, we focus on the Apple Watch, the subject of quite a few FR threads of late. Killer Applications for the Apple Watch Here is a BLANK TEMPLATE for you creative types to download, manipulate and post back here for everyone's amusement (but mostly for my amusement, as I am the one that is bored)
  • Todays Obama Speech.No Empathy.It's As If He Just Cannot Be Bothered Anymore.

    04/23/2015 9:49:13 AM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 22 replies
    Did anyone watch "Todays Obama Sympathy Speech" and take notice that it sounded like he was "Reading A Cue Card", or "Reading From Notes".? The pattern continues. He always speaks as if he just doesn't want to be President anymore, speaks in such a monotone delivery to the extent where we are all to assume that Obama just doesn't care about the well being of our Nation and The Military. So did he go golfing afterwards?
  • Today's Toons 4/23/15

    04/23/2015 2:21:34 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/23/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Mrs. Obama Can't Recall If She's Been Married '20-Something Years,' ....[snip]

    04/23/2015 2:13:15 AM PDT · by Daffynition · 46 replies
    MCTV ^ | April 22,2015 | Craig Bannister
    Uncut title: "Mrs. Obama Can't Recall If She's Been Married '20-Something Years,' 'Over a Decade,' or 'A While'" First Lady Michelle Obama couldn’t remember how long she’s been married to the President of the United States at a “Q&A With Children at Take-Our-Daughters-And-Sons-To-Work Day” event at the White House today – vacillating from “twenty-something years” to “over a decade” – before settling on, simply, “a while.” QUESTION: “How long have you been with Barack Obama?” MRS. OBAMA: “Have we been married? Twenty-something years. (Laughter.) Wait, somebody. You guys know the date. When was it? It’s been over a decade. It’s...
  • Right On Time,Obama Brings Up Climate Change&Global Warming After Record Cold Winter.

    04/22/2015 5:17:10 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 11 replies
    And even on "The Five" they brought up the issue, too bad no one reminded Juan of the vicious winter New York and Boston just went through. So here we go again. Summer is coming with Obama and Global Warming Activists getting ready to blame the the next six months on Global Warming. It will be as if the winter of 2014/2015 Never Happened !!
  • Florida teen recovering after Water moccasin bite to his face

    04/22/2015 8:30:24 AM PDT · by fungoking · 44 replies
    Fox Tampa bay ^ | 4/21/15 | Staff
    <p>A Florida teenager is recovering after being bitten in the face by a water moccasin.</p> <p>The bite happened last Saturday, according to investigators with Florida Fish and Wildlife, two days after Austin Hatfield, 18, captured it in his girlfriend's yard in Wimauma.</p>
  • Today's Toons 4/22/15

    04/22/2015 1:14:11 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 21 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/22/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Two Congress Critters walk into a Bar ~ Vanity Joke

    04/21/2015 6:06:02 PM PDT · by GraceG · 14 replies
    Here is a Joke I though of! Two Congress Critters walk into a Bar and sit down. The Bartender moves over to their place at the Bar and asks "good evening gentlemen, nice to see you again tonight, would you like the usual?" One of the congress critters looks at the Bartender and says "It's been a hell of day on the hill, we'll take the usual and leave the bottles!" The Bartender says "two glasses, One bottle of whiskey and a bottle of rum coming right up!" The one congress critter grabs the wild turkey by the neck and...
  • VIDEO: How the Liberal Media Lied About UofM/American Sniper Controversy...

    04/21/2015 5:43:09 PM PDT · by StevenCrowder · 11 replies
    LouderWithCrowder.com ^ | 04/21/2015 | Steven Crowder
    See, the liberal media had to fabricate one entirely, and the Conservative media was quick to jump on it and blow it our of proportion. So what really happened at University of Michigan with those Muslim protesters? Just how “unsafe” was the campus really? No sensationalism, just the real story we found out...
  • Sole Reason Mike Huckabee Wont Win.Megyn Kelly's Live And Infamous "F--!$#Bee Blooper".

    04/21/2015 4:09:23 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 38 replies
    And did Mike Huckabee even have second thoughts about running after Megyn Kelly Almost Called Him "Mike F--Abee" on live TV? In a comical way, Megyn may have already dissed Mike Huckabee's chances of even making the top seven. You have to feel a little sorry for Mike Huckabee at this point. You can't help but think of "F---Abee" every time we see Mike Huckabee on TV. Can you imagine if Megyn Kelly inadvertently introduced Hillary by a particular name that "Sounds Like Hillary" if she ever gets an interview?
  • Today's Toons 4/21/15

    04/21/2015 1:20:07 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/21/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • New tagline for someone

    04/20/2015 7:25:52 PM PDT · by Secret Agent Man · 11 replies
    I like mine but thought of a good one for someone else looking: Pretty sure disagreeing with you doesn't make me Hitler.