Hi Lucky, thanks fro this silliness thread.
Here’s some I’ve saved up.
THIS IS A HAPPYGRAM FROM ME TO YOU
You know the honeymoon is over,when the comedians start.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
—Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
—Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
—Conan O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call
lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
—Jay Leno
Q: What’s the difference between
Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
—David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
—Jimmy Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
—Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result
of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
—David Letterman
Solution to the problem in Libya : They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours.
America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
—Jay Leno
Ouch!