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The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[NicknamedBob]

You are a nasty, evil, degenerate person.

How come we aren’t drinking buddies?

[SamAdams76]

It's a strange thing when in 2012, you can hear songs from Gerry Rafferty, Supertramp and Poco, all in a row.

The fireflies are out there tonight. Warm, muggy and buggy. Windows wide open and hardly a breeze at all.

Dog is curled up by my feet in a ball.

[NicknamedBob]

Sounds cozy. Have you taught the dog how to fetch a beer for you yet?

[LibreOuMort]

Those can’t possibly be real.....

[Tax-chick]

They are not. Iirc, she has since had them removed, because even she realized how idiotic the balloons looked, tacked on her skeletal frame. Victoria Beckham (the former “Posh Spice”) rather defies comprehension as an object of male lust, because she has the figure of a concentration camp corpse, dresses like she’s going to her own funeral, and always has an expression like she ran over her dog on the way to an IRS audit.

Perhaps it’s just that she’s rich.

[Tax-chick]

[no-to-illegals]

Memory, for myself, fails me so often these days. In truth, was unaware. My appreciation for the information.

[no-to-illegals]

Bob, wrong place to post this but was unaware you needed another drinking buddy. If ever I find the time, cause you appear interesting would like to have a brew with you, or a tall Ice Tea. I should probably keep myself hidden, in the bar. Could admire you from afar. For when you saw me for who I are, you would probably exit the bar. Have a great day Bob. My dog is even thinking about leaving me. Found out my dog has airline tickets to go far ... far ... far. Got a pork-chop? The dog is/was one of my best friends. Even Dlvis left. I miss the TVs being shot up.

[Silentgypsy]

‘Mornin’!
When I found the empty donut box on the table by the bed, I figured that I ate it in my sleep. Mr. Sg said, “Nope. The dog got most of it.” Opportunist. Not annoyed enough to rename him Dlvis, though.

Gotta get outside soon to avoid being parboiled. See y’all later.

[NicknamedBob]

"If ever I find the time, cause you appear interesting would like to have a brew with you, or a tall Ice Tea. I should probably keep myself hidden, in the bar. Could admire you from afar. For when you saw me for who I are, you would probably exit the bar."

Don't really need another drinking buddy, since I expanded my definition of "drinking buddy" to include not only those who actually go with you to have a drink but also those who merely give you sufficient reason to go.

Besides, drinking buddies always seem to use this complicated mathematical ritual for sharing costs that makes me have to pay more often than seems appropriate, and they usually have more expensive tastes.

I'm better off quaffing a brew from my own stash, which by odd coincidence I keep within arm's reach.

[Silentgypsy]

Mmmmm. Recipe for a peaceful, wonderful evening....

[Silentgypsy]

Maybe some snacks. Have a tomato, or a zucchini.

[Tax-chick]

Ash would love to have doughnuts left out for her overnight snack!

[no-to-illegals]

Bob the post was meant to scare you. It worked, methink. LOL .. all in fun FRiend.

[no-to-illegals]

Morning Silent. May your day go well.

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

Ohayo gozaimasu!

Other than the recent typhoon blowing through, it's been a fairly mundane week or so. Went to Tokyo Disneyland on Wednesday. There must've been at least 150K people there, and the major attractions all had wait times of an hour or more. So much for scheduling the trip during the week to avoid the crowds.

My kid bought a popcorn bucket that cost the US equivalent of $32.00 and I nearly got into a situation with a dude over my under-breath observation about his saggy pants. Good times, all in all.

Blessings upon you, yours.

[NicknamedBob]

"My kid bought a popcorn bucket that cost the US equivalent of $32.00 and I nearly got into a situation with a dude over my under-breath observation about his saggy pants. Good times, all in all."

There are two categories of people who have legitimate reasons to have saggy pants; toddlers and octogenarians.

As a fashion statement, it seems to have a faint odor of fail about it.

[NicknamedBob]

"Bob the post was meant to scare you. It worked, methink. LOL .. all in fun FRiend."

Whenever I go to dinner, or to drink, with an internet acquaintance, we always meet on neutral territory.

The only people who actually know where I live are people I trust; like anyone who will buy my books.

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

"There are two categories of people who have legitimate reasons to have saggy pants; toddlers and octogenarians."

Are you saying I couldn't have taken him? Poopy pants punk. . .

[LibreOuMort]

Some men find money attractive - in fact some women do, also.