Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: Scoutmaster; Cyber Liberty; Anoreth

We’ve never had a puppy. Ash’s breath stinks. Fortunately, I rarely get nose-to-nose with her!


1,224 posted on 05/03/2012 7:44:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars or ukuleles.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1222 | View Replies ]


To: Tax-chick; Cyber Liberty; Anoreth
We’ve never had a puppy.

Dog breath stinks (and I love dogs).

There's a short window of a few weeks in the life of a puppy when it's breath smells like . . . puppy breath. I can't compare it to anything else and it's not so appealing to the masses that Chanel is attempting to bother it.

But around many dog lovers you can say 'the smell of puppy breath' and they'll smile and nod their heads knowingly.

It's a basic, primal, good smell. It ranks up there with the smell of newly mown grass on a summer's evening; a favorite old flannel shirt fresh from the clothes line; the back of a baby's neck after a bath; whole wheat bread dough that's rising; a distant campfire.

When somebody comes around with a puppy I don't want to hold it to rub the smooth pinky belly, or to let it nip my finger with needle-sharp teeth, or to have it snuggle under my chin. I want to smell its puppy breath.

I may need professional help (well, it may be another reason I need professional help).

1,225 posted on 05/03/2012 7:58:34 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1224 | View Replies ]

To: Tax-chick

There is a reason why “Animal” on Hill Street Blues called perps “dog breath!”

As as aside, he plays a gangster on General Hospital. I only watch it about one week a month, now, but most of my desire to watch it is to see what evil he comes up with. He’s really a fine actor.


1,233 posted on 05/03/2012 10:16:43 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1224 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson