An old couple is sitting on their front porch, gently rocking back and forth in their rocking chairs.
Suddenly the old woman smacks the man as hard as she can. He falls to the porch in a heap.
After several minutes of struggling to get back into his chair, he turns to her and asks “What the hell did you do that for?”
Peering over her reading glasses she replies “That’s for being a lousy lover all these years!”
They both begin rocking again. Suddenly he smacks her as hard as he can, knocking her from her chair. Looking up at him from the proch, she asks “What was THAT for?”
“That” he says “is for knowing the difference!”
WHOA!
Good thing I’m a widow and the late Igor never asked....
LOL! thanks!
Husband watchin TV, wife comes in and asks “What's on TV? Husband says: “Dust” ...and that's how the fight started.
Friday date night husband walks in while wife is dressing and remarks: “Your panty hose are wrinkled” . Wife: “I'm not wearing panty hose” ...and that's how the fight started.
Wife: Last year, for my mom's birthday you got her a plot at the cemetery. This year you you didn't get her anything - why not ?”
Husband: “She hasn't used last year's gift.”...and that's how the fight started.