Posted on 04/13/2012 5:59:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
I’m beginning to think the FR has turned into the democratic underground site or something akin to moveon.org.
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I feel the same way. It’s very weird around here lately. I came to this thread and all I see is Romney stuff. what happened to the ridicule of o bama. My God the DNC can just sit back and let us do all the work for them.
They got that one right!
The only difference between the DNC and the RNC is one of degree. They're both on the same path.
In the world of computers and cell phones, It’s been noticed that more and more people who send text messages and e-mails have long forgotten the art of capital letters.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:
“Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.”
Is everybody clear on that?
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How would you pronounce this child’s name?
“Le-a”
Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.
This child attends a school in Mo.
Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
It’s pronounced “Ledasha”.
When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, “the dash isn’t silent.”
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A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: “Paint…my…house.”
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The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl said, “But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale.”
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. “It is physically impossible!” she said.
Undaunted, the little girl said, “Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”
To this, the teacher said, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then YOU ask him!”
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I’m so disheartened today. In the end I guess it won’t matter who we vote for with this crap going on. http://theteapartynetwork.org/2012/04/alert-spanish-company-set-to-count-our-ballots-no-oversight
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A couple I know were at my house, I had a few friends over. The couple told us that they
have 4 sons and needed advice on how to get a daughter.
Friend#1: Keep trying!
Friend#2: Change your Doctor!
Friend#3: Follow a special diet.
Friend#4: Practice yoga!
But apparently my “Let me try” wasn’t very good advice.
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I went into the kitchen this morning and found my wife face down not breathing. I panicked! Didn’t know what to do!!!!!!
Then I remembered Mcdonalds does breakfast till 10:30!
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My wife asked me to act out my wildest fantasies. So I filed for divorce.
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It’s my oldest grandson’s 25th birthday! It’s a GOOD Friday the 13, having the sense to actually fall on a Friday this month! ;o])
‘Face
What the mother actually said was, "De dash don't be silent." That's a quote from the first time it hit print.
(Sorry. It's funnier the original way.)
The Very Silly candidate might have a better chance if he weren’t embedded in concrete...
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