I got that beat. My lawn tractor is going to The Lawnmower Man for a cost-of-parts-only overhaul. When I get it back, I'm going to paint the hood cowling Cat yellow and slap a pair of Caterpillar large engine plates on the sides:
"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
