I have a distant relative who dared his then angry wife, who was holding a distant.22 rifle to and I quote “Damn woman! If you’re gonna hold the thing in your hand you have to mean it!!!”
So he pulled the barrel toward his belly and stepped up to it, so it touched him, in the belly button.
He then yelled “Alright! Go ahead! I dare you! If you were a man I’d say you don’t have the balls!!!
She pulled the trigger.
He now has a scar running from his sternum to his pelvic bone from where the doctors opened him up to stop the bleeding.
Guy’s a moron and I never could stand him.
He passed away a couple of years ago. I think from acute stoopitity.
Darwin won again.
Did anything happen with the wife? She DID pull the trigger of her own volition, and it did wound the guy. Then again, women never seem to get convicted in these things.
Isn’t distance grand?