Get a Dog If You Need a Friend but If You Need to Get Something Done, Get Some Beaver

[Auntie Mame]

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[grey_whiskers]

Cheers! Whenever I have a disturbing dream / nightmare, it usually takes me until mid-morning to convince myself that it didn't really happen.

The ones that are the worst are that I'm dreaming I've woken up the morning of a final exam, or worse yet, defending my doctoral thesis, and I haven't even begun to study...

Cheers!

[cicero2k]

I promised myself I was not going to click.

I should listen to my gut.

[elcid1970]

“Nice beaver!” “Thank you. I just had it stuffed.”

Dave Barry once wrote about the Ward Cleaver sitcom, and wondered what it would do to an actual boy to have to grow up being known from childhood as “the Beaver”.

And if I had ever asked any woman in my love life about the need to shave the beaver, I would have long since been gone from this life, because “there are some doors that man was never meant to open.”

[STE=Q]

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[SamAdams76]

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[STE=Q]

I remember as a boy, knocking holes in one of these dams and within hours, these beavers had the whole thing back in operation. Meanwhile it takes government workers about five years to repair a bridge. Figure that one out.

LOL!

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[Liberty Valance]

Great writing. Please add me to the ping list if i’m not already on it ... ;o)

[NonValueAdded]

Sam, you are deeply in touch with your inner Andy Rooney.

[Former War Criminal]

I like to have a cup of yogurt in the morning with breakfast. The kid with the “live” cultures.

A kid with live cultures? That must be one smelly beaver.

[Defiant]

Great headline, but misleading. I thought it was going to be about a new scientific breakthrough that tells me I can increase my productivity by....well, let’s just say I’d love to increase my productivity that way. Sadly, it was about animals.

[P.O.E.]

A pleasant ramble (muskrat ramble) - you should write for a living.

Please add me to the list.

[Erasmus]

I was disappointed in the article, all because the title got its last letter lopped off.

≤}B^)

[JRios1968]