[proudpapa]

When you buy a gallon of 2% milk have a little fun...

...ask the clerk what’s in the other 98%.

[red-dawg]

That's good, I'm going to try it next time.

I like to do this:

Load the toilet paper onto the conveyor belt last.

When she scans it, stop her and ask:

"Did I buy enough toilet paper for the amount of food I bought?"