Of course the answer is mayonnaise. What is wrong with you?
Let me put it this way, if you wanted waffles, would you buy the frozen ones you pop in the toaster or would you mix up the batter and cook them yourself.
Conservatives do not consume toaster waffles and they only use real mayonnaise.
I just never gave it much thought until tonight. I just bought whatever was on sale.
*ducks and runs*