[Brad’s Gramma]

I grew up on Miracle Whip. If I NEVER EVER see another jar of that junk it’ll be too soon.

[boop]

I dislike mayonnaise, but I serously have a burning hatred for Miracle Whip. My mom LOVES the stuff and put it on every sandwich while I was growing up. In fact she used to make Miracle Whip (only) sandwiches. I’m throwing up a bit just thinking about it.