Wife Attacks Husband After Finding Copies of The Onion in Car

Menomonee Falls Patch ^ | June 19, 2012 | Joe Petrie

[Sopater]

This is in the Milwaukee area after all.

[knittnmom]

Boy, this sounds just like something that would be published in The Onion!

[cuban leaf]

Kinda makes me want to pull out my DVD of The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I’m wondering if she could be tied to the local union? Teacher, maybe?

[ClearCase_guy]

Has Gloria Allred shown up yet?

[Sopater]

Boy, this sounds just like something that would be published in The Onion!

That's what I was thinking when I read it, too!

[SamAdams76]

Area Man In Tears After Lunatic Wife Find Onions In Car

[NativeSon]

I watched that on Netflix... what crew,the one thing that I can say about the lot of them - they sure do like their pain meds...

[afraidfortherepublic]

Wisconsin ping: Menomonee Falls wife attacks husband over The Onion and Shepherd’s Express newspapers

FReep Mail me if you want on, or off, this Wisconsin interest ping list. I don’t know which is worse — she stole his handicapped placard, or his Starbucks card.

All I can say is that it has been very hot recently. Heat makes some people do crazy things.

[stocksthatgoup]

What? No rolling pin?

[Blood of Tyrants]

That woman needs psychiatric help.

[null and void]

While talking with a police officer, Rasbornik said her husband had attacked her, but she kept scratching and poking herself to make injuries more apparent. The officer told her to stop, but once taken in for booking she continued to scratch and twist her arms to make it appear that she was injured.

HE is going to jail on this one. Trust me.

[Sopater]

Is this her? This is from a FB for someone with that name...

[andy58-in-nh]

Has Gloria Allred shown up yet?

ROFLMAO. I wouldn't be surprised if her chopper was already inbound.

[GSWarrior]

I would suggest he call a good divorce attorney.

[Dr. Sivana]

If she goes to the Madison DOT to conduct business, she will find a big stack in the lobby. It’s a little crude for my taste, but less trashy than the stack of “Isthmus” next to it.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Is it me or are people just flipping out more lately over the most idiotic things?

[SaraJohnson]

The man said his wife considers the publications “pornography” and the issue has been around in their marriage before.

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There is more than meets the eye here.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

That’s why I asked about her union affiliation. The response is quite similar to union tactics and The Onion, in the past, has not pulled punches in ridiculing the WI unions and other “occupiers”.

[kevao]

How is it that I just *know* that the woman is a Democrat?