Oh, she’s crazy alright. Bet the perv acted out with his ‘pornography issues’ and drove her crazy, too.
So having a copy of The Onion automatically makes him a “perv”? He has “pornography issues” just because of this and therefore he drove his wife crazy and deserved a beat down? I guess he’s lucky she didn’t catch him with a copy of National Lampoon or MAD magazine, Oh the horrors. LOL!
The man said his wife considers the publications “pornography” and the issue has been around in their marriage before.
While one could read this as the husband was really into actual “porn”, but one could also read this as the wife considered nearly anything and everything “porn” and is the one with the issues. I hope he isn’t a fan of Pawn Stars or Hard Core Pawn, as goodness knows how his wife might misconstrue that if she thinks The Onion is “pornographic”.