[tomkow6]

On June 9 a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers were riding west on
I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they
stopped.

The leader, George, a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks
through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you
doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive,"
he also didn't want to miss a ‘be-a-legend’
opportunity either, so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't
you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and
did just that...
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by
another one.

After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the
onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then he says, "Wow! That was
the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're
wasting, Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me.
Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"

The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!

[Arrowhead1952]

Little Johnny’s Home

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home.

1st kid says “A computer”. Teacher replies “That’d be very useful.”

2nd kid says “a new lawn mower” and gets a similar response.

Little Johnny pops up and says “At my house we don’t need nuthin.”

The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.

Little Johnny replies, “Nope I’m sure! When my sister started dating a Muslim convenience store clerk, I remember
Dad saying, “Well, that’s the last frigging thing we need.”