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To: TSgt

Katie, here’s some unsolicited advice. Do this, and in 20 years (and probably sooner) you will thank me.

1. Move back to Toledo. You have a good extended family there.

2. Seek sole custody of Suri.

3. Get out of Hollylwood acting. You have plenty of money already and you will get a bundle in the divorce settlement.

4. If you must act, I’m sure some theatre in Toledo would love to give you the lead role. Wouldn’t playing Blanche in a stage revival of “Streetcar Named Desire” be more fun then 16-hour days and dozen of takes on a movie set? It’s true that you won’t get paid much, but you don’t need the money anyway.

5. Go back to your Catholic roots. Isn’t better for Suri to be walking down the aisle in a white dress and little girl shoes at her first communion rather than walking around Hollywood in a short dress and high heels, as she currently does?

6. Forget you ever heard the word “Scientology.”

7. Announce that you are a private citizen and Suri is off-limits to the media from now on. Enroll Suri in a Catholic school where the nuns will make any photographer fear to come near.

Suri will thus grow up to be normal and not Lindsey Lohan, Part II. Someday, you will be surrounded by loving grandchildren.


49 posted on 06/29/2012 11:10:31 AM PDT by Our man in washington
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To: Our man in washington

excellent advice, Omiw.

From the beginning, it was said that Katie left all of her friends from Toledo abruptly behind. Hmmm. Wonder who instigated that move?

Tom has been on “Cruise Control” from Day One. Good for her for getting out from under his spell.


57 posted on 06/29/2012 11:24:07 AM PDT by Mountain Mary (Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil.)
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To: Our man in washington
"...Enroll Suri in a Catholic school where the nuns will make any photographer fear to come near..."


83 posted on 06/29/2012 12:38:07 PM PDT by rlmorel ("The safest road to Hell is the gradual one." Screwtape (C.S. Lewis))
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To: Our man in washington
“Katie, here’s some unsolicited advice. Do this, and in 20 years (and probably sooner) you will thank me”

You forgot one

8. Dawson was your soul-mate, you blew it going with Pacey.

118 posted on 06/30/2012 2:34:51 AM PDT by DAC21
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