[cuban leaf]

__There is no miracle cure for death.—

And that is not going over well with tax payers!

World Death Rate Holding Steady At 100 Percent
http://www.theonion.com/articles/world-death-rate-holding-steady-at-100-percent,1670/

IMO, best onion article ever written and I discovered it right here on FR in 1998.

[bolobaby]

Best Onion article...?

I raise you this very informative video report:

http://www.theonion.com/video/more-american-workers-outsourcing-own-jobs-oversea,14329/

[metmom]

That’s a keeper.

Love it!!!