“Does this dress make my butt look big?”
No, I don’t think it has anything to do with the dress.
"honey, does this dress make me look too fat?"
"no, it doesn't"
"You mean it makes me look just fat enough?"
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Here's another one we keep alive:
(with 3rd glass of wine): "Honey, do you think i'm an alcoholic?"
"well, i've heard that if you are asking the question, then maybe you are"
"hmmmm...ok. Honey, do you think i'm fat?"
"shutting up"
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22 years...going strong. we have fun. :)