[ROCKLOBSTER]

Harry Reid a PEEPING TOM?

Some young man called me and told me he is a CRAZED SEX-POODLE... an aggressive old CHICKEN HAWK.

[hcmama]

I just received a call from someone who claims Harry Reid has had a long-term intimate relationship with a nanny goat. Rumors of bestiality now? Harry Reid must come clean about his private life.

[Gargantua]

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere on the internet that Dingey Harry was kicked out of his first Elementary School for molesting gerbils with Crayola Crayons. Apparently, according to the highly credible source close to the Reid Campaign (who asked to remain anonymous for fear of retribution), a young Dingey routinely enjoyed torturing small animals. I'm almost 97.5% positive I saw this somehwere on the internet, so you know it's probably true.

A fair characterization of the Yellow Journalism currently passed around and accepted as "news" by the LibeRat piss-stream media.

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