Without reading the article...
She’ll screw anything?
I remember her from high school... but her name was Heidi, back then.
“Shell screw anything?”
That was what I was thinking too: she’ll fuch anything not nailed down and then some.
Though, being from Texas, I might cut her some slack. You know, it’s practically genetic for Texans to have to be bigger, faster, better, etc. Plus, she’s cute.
I’m guessing that goats and elephants are not off limits?
Possibly herself if that is possible.