Yet I’m still alive after all these years.
I frequent a women’s beauty products site, and on the message boards there are always females hollering that use of Vaseline will kill you because of the petroleum. I’ve asked them if they’ve also sworn off using shampoo, detergent, toothpaste, deodorant, sunscreen, feminine hygiene products, dish soap, and everything made of plastic (these all contain petroleum).
I’ve never gotten a response.