Posted on 08/22/2012 11:15:02 AM PDT by Bratch
I thought Superman was gay.
I’m pleasantly surprised to see that Superman is still involved with a woman.
In today’s leftist PC climate, I half-expected to see Superman making out with Flash Gordon.
Well, he does wear tights! Maybe the Wonder Woman thing is just a cover for his true love: Jimmy Olsen
Superman is screwed. He now has to deal with the lasso of truth or whatever it’s called.
Well it solves the whole, Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex issue that he would have with Lois Lane...
What’s the comic book universe coming too? Is Archie marrying Veronica going to be next?
My favorite Superman/Wonder woman joke - wonder if I could get away with it here?
Superman comes into the superhero’s convention - his eyes are black, his arm is broken, splints on both legs. The Green Hornet says, “my gosh, what happened to you?”
Superman replies, “I was flying down to the convention and what do I spy below me but Wonder Woman laying on the beach, completely naked. She has her legs spread, she’s withering in ecstasy, and she’s looking straight up at me. Well I know an invitation when I see one, and so does my little friend between my legs. I slipped off my super tights and dove down landing on top of here at nearly full force.
Green Hornet, “and she did all this to you?”
Superman, “no the invisible man did - boy was he pissed.”
Good news for Jimmy Olsen
Jimmy Olsen’s Blues - The Spin Doctors
Well, I don’t think I can handle this
A cloudy day in Metropolis
I think I’ll talk to my analyst
I got it so bad for this little journalist
It drives me up the wall and through the roof
Lois and Clark in a telephone booth
I think I’m going out of my brain
I got it so bad for little miss Lois Lane
Lois Lane please put me in your planner
Yeah, Lois Lane you don’t need no Super Man
Come on downtown and stay with me tonight
I got a pocket full of kryptonite
He’s leaping buildings in a single bound
I’m reading Shakespeare at my place downtown
Come on downtown and make love to me
I’m Jimmy Olsen not a titan, you see
He’s faster than a bullet, stronger than a train
He’s the one who got lucky got his cape around miss Lois Lane
I can’t believe my dilemma is real
I’m competing with a man of steel
I thought Wonder Woman dated the invisible man?
Perhaps with Wonder Woman, it would be less of a problem.
Haven’t there been comics about this for a LOOOOOONNNGG time? Just not from DC Comics? LOL
This pairing makes more sense than Batman and Wonder Woman.
That was Larry Niven, right?
Don't go there!
Maybe Wonder Woman IS Jimmy Olsen!
Pairing up Superman with a bad-girl superhero would have been much more interesting.
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