Posted on 08/26/2012 1:40:09 PM PDT by nickcarraway
This is the third entry in Vulture's occasional series: Pop Culture Mysteries. Read our previous pieces, about the Red Hot Chili Peppers song "Under the Bridge" and Toni Basil's "Mickey."
In 2008, ABCs Good Morning America followed John Mellencamp around his hometown of Seymour, Indiana. Naturally, the story included a mention of the singers most famous song, Jack and Diane, which hit No. 1 in October 1982, when Mellencamp was still calling himself John Cougar. The GMA report specified the line, Suckin on a chili dog outside the Tastee Freez, going on to note that the actual Tastee Freez is long gone, before segueing into Mellencamps concerns about the corporatization of middle America and the destruction of family farms (which, in 1985, pushed him to co-found FarmAid).
As immortalized in the song, the Midwestern frozen-treat stop is a monument to good old-fashioned teenage boredom, wanton horniness, and greasy fast food consumed without any regard for calories or arterial disease. With Diane in his lap, Jackie makes a dubious offer to go dribble off those Bobbie Brooks irresistible, apparently, despite his almost-certainly beefy-bean breath. In an attempt to immortalize yet another minor music landmark, Vulture set out to find exactly which Tastee Freez Mellencamp was singing about.
The Tastee Freez chain was founded in 1950 in Illinois. In the Vaseline-lensed sixties and seventies in which Mellencamps song is set, hundreds of franchises were scattered across Americas heartland. It's widely suggested that Mellencamp wrote the song after watching Warren Beatty and Natalie Wood's fraught young love affair in Splendor in the Grass; some fans have also floated the idea that he was inspired by one of his own high-school relationships back in Seymour. The song's heavy with a certain restless, rust-belt ennui, so that's not hard to believe. Such a reading also helps narrow the scope of potential locations.
A search on the official Tastee Freez website turns up no Seymour location. In fact, theres not a single franchise left in the entire state of Indiana not even a nearby outpost of corporate siblings Weinerschnitzel or the Original Hamburger Stand, some of which carry a limited Tastee Freez menu. (Yep, even Tastee Freez fell victim to the corporatization of Middle America the chain was bought by the Galardi Group, a California-based franchiser, in 2007.)
Perhaps, I thought, it might be fruitful to put the mystery to some Mellencamp fans. His hardcore partisans call themselves Mellenheads, and I e-mailed one. Mike Rainey boasts that hes been to over twenty concerts, has over 200 CDs, interviews, DVDs loaded with TV appearances, and countless news clippings. But he too is stumped about the Tastee Freez. I don't have anything where John mentions the Tastee Freez specifically, or his inspiration for it I'm pretty sure it's just made up, Rainey writes. He is able to tell me, though, that Mellencamp originally intended Jack and Diane to be an interracial couple, but that he abandoned that idea because he thought it was a little much for the early eighties, and that he almost trashed the song entirely because it was a pop song and too light-hearted for the serious songwriter he was striving to be. In the end, as these things often go, it became his biggest hit. Jana Plump says shes not a Mellenhead, exactly. Shes just another 60-year-old life-long resident of Seymour. In an e-mail, she spells out the array of snack bars that graced the town in the seventies and eighties. There was the Dairy Queen, the Dairy Depot, the Dairy Barn, the Dairy Breeze and Kovener's Korner, she writes.
Its the latter establishment that seems closest to the songwriters heart. The Kovener's Korner is located about two blocks from Mellencamps boyhood home on 5th Street, writes Plump. [There was] no actual Tastee Freez that I recall, but someone still enjoys a visit to Kovener's Korner. She attaches a recent snapshot of Mellencamp pausing outside the stand (located at 712 West 2nd Street) in jeans, a button-down, and sunglasses, digging into a large Styrofoam cup housing some kind of frozen concoction.
Attempts to contact Tastee Freez or, rather, the Galardi Group about any Seymour location, past or present, were unsuccessful. When we tried to reach Mellencamp himself for some insight, his reps demurred: His inclination is always to leave the looking back to others. But even if there was one single Tastee Freez that Mellenheads and other devotees could make some pilgrimage to and suck down a commemorative chili dog of their own, it would miss the point of the song. Mellencamp successfully shoehorning a clunker like Kovernors Korner into the lyrics mightve been a heroic bit of pop songwriting, but some of the beauty wouldve been compromised. Jack and Diane are an everycouple; too many specifics would ruin the songs effect. In the end, its not about Tastee Freez or two kids named Jack and Diane or Seymour, Indiana, at all. But ... the Galardi Group did send me some nice PDFs about becoming a franchise owner. If I opened one in Seymour, think Mellencamp would swing by?
There’s a Twin Kiss in Sykesville (or Eldersburg, depending on one’s preference).
;-)
OTOH, I can tell you where she is and all about “sweet sweet Connie.” Hint: she wasn’t so sweet at all. I know that’s shocking.
I live at what be near ground zero for Tastee Freeze in Il. There seemed to be one in every town. Our local one is now a vet clinic.
It was. In 82 it was still out in the middle of nowhere. Today that area is concrete and pavement to the horizon.
I knew it was in the ‘general area’ of where we arer (as in a few miles) but it shocked the hell out of me to find out we were standing on the actual site of the place.
John’s a diehard Baraqqi.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWlVs4XeASM
When I contacted his people, they were unable to confirm if Mellenkamp’s tax preparer does the calculations without the “Bush tax cuts”.
So are there also a lot of little pink houses in Indiana?
I think so, unless it was one cone with chocolate and vanilla in the cone. I remember going there in the ‘70s and ‘80s and it was there as late as this century, but I moved out of the state and haven’t been down 301, past La Plata, in a long time.
Yes. To wit, the Lake Geneva shoreline. “Funky Claude was running in and out”...”some stupid with a flare gun.” Where are those two today? Let’s send the author, Rachael, to investigate.
There are actually very few if any pink houses in Seymour.
I guess it could have been a franchise, but it always seemed like a local operation. It always had great food: crinkle cut fries, burgers and chili dogs. Southern Maryland has some great roadside stands all over Rte. 5 (Branch Ave.), Rte. 210 (Indian Head Hwy.) and Rte. 301. I miss the area, in spite of its Freak State status, here.
Did they really have a lot of fun on Venus or a ball on Mars?
Dunno, but John Lord just got a permanent residency as house organist for the Pearly gates Choir.
May he rest in Hammond/Marshall fueled peace.
Tasty Freez probably just sounded better than Dairy Queen. Someone has waaayyy too much time on their hands.
That reminds me how they criticized Bryan Adams because he was only 11 in 1969. Like that matters.
Yeah, I always wondered when Jim Croce got casted in plaster and ended up in jail for "5 Short Minutes of Lovin"
Let's send Rachel to find out why...
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