[Gay State Conservative]

It's not much of a cheese *shop*,is it?

[Delta 21]

Aah, how about Cheddar?

Well, we don’t get much call for it around here, sir.

Not much ca—It’s the single most popular cheese in the world!

Not ‘round here, sir.

[dfwgator]

Customer: (pause) Aah, how about Cheddar?

Owner: Well, we don’t get much call for it around here, sir.

Customer: Not much ca— it’s the single most popular cheese in the world!

Owner: Not ‘round here, sir.

Customer: (slight pause) and what IS the most popular cheese ‘round hyah?

Owner: ‘Illchester, sir.

Customer: IS it.

Owner: Oh, yes, it’s staggeringly popular in this manor, squire.

Customer: Is it.

Owner: It’s our number one best seller, sir!

Customer: I see. Uuh...’Illchester, eh?

Owner: Right, sir.

Customer: All right. Okay. ‘Have you got any?’ he asked, expecting the answer ‘no’.

Owner: I’ll have a look, sir........nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.