Drudge doesn’t show one yet... but I did find this Florida story on Drudge - about a man in love with a donkey... Seems the rest of us might be zoo-a-phobes now...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/miniature-donkey-sex-bust-576142
Unclear on the concept of “ass man.”
Sometimes the only thing left to say is, "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"