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(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)
Posted on 09/21/2012 5:37:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
I can’t believe it ... TOP 10!!
To: Lucky9teen
I can’t believe it ... TOP 10!!
To: Lucky9teen
Woohoo!!! It’s Friday!!!!!
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:40:22 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:40:22 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
Don't leave me hangin'
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:40:34 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Malone LaVeigh
Maybe I should keep going and take all 10.
Sorry for the double post.
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I’m in and TOP 10!
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:43:07 AM PDT
by
Currentriverrat
(People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
To: Currentriverrat
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:43:56 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:47:36 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:47:51 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Rummyfan
ALMOST!!!!!
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:48:27 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Malone LaVeigh
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:50:27 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Silliness All! Forty-six days to Oust-Obama Day! Have a good weekend and ...
GO TECH - BEAT MIAMI!
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:50:59 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Rummyfan
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:51:10 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Currentriverrat
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:52:19 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Lucky9teen
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family.”
No one moved.
The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.”
Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
Life is Short, Smile While You still have Teeth.
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:53:33 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
To: Lucky9teen
Obama meets with Omar Abdel-Rahman (the Blind Sheik for those in Rio Linda)
Obama: " OK Abdel-Rahman, I got your one way to Cairo on e-bay"
Omar: "you can call me Omar"
Obama: "Thanks Omar...and I got you a disguise as those pesky FReepers have an eye out for you"
Omar: "Let me consult with you later on that"
Obama: "I got it covered, what with the FEMA camps and billion rounds of ammo"
Omar: "Keep up the good work my brother from another mother"
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posted on
09/21/2012 6:03:44 AM PDT
by
spokeshave
(The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/21/2012 6:05:31 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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