Eat a whole elephant... ;-)
"The first blind man touched the elephant leg and reported that it "looked" like a tree trunk.
The second blind man touched the elephant's stomach and said that the elephant was a wall.
The third blind man touched the elephant ear and said that it was a fan.
The fourth blind man touched the elephant's tail and described the elephant as a piece of rope.
The fifth blind man felt the elephants tusks and described it as a spear.
And the sixth blind man rubbed the elephant's snout and got very scared because he thought it was a snake."