LISTER enters, yawning, and goes over to the food machine.
DISPENSER: Good morning. How can I help you?
LISTER: Bonjourno. Um, give me breakfast.
DISPENSER: What would you like?
LISTER: Uh ... chicken vindaloo ... and a milkshake.
DISPENSER: What flavour milkshake?
LISTER: Um ... beer.
The dispenser produces a food container and a glass of some brownish liquid.
(If it exists, there is a Red Dwarf of it)...
LOL....Stop! Yer Killing me!
Vendome’s rules for drinking:
Never before 9pm
Never if you are angry or down.
Never if someone is in the room you don’t like(unless they can’t drink for health or AA reasons)
Never if someone doesn’t like you( * see above caveat *)
Never if you have to drive