Thirty years I’m eating in that place. Thirty Years! I’m never going back. The schmucks, the filthy vermin. Teddy was trying to enjoy a quiet bite and some brat kid is screaming and crying, and a woman is breast feeding him as she changes his diaper right on the table. I can’t take it. I’ve had it. Thirty years!
You made me snort my cocktail out my nose!!
Spot on!
Writing done well is when you can hear the person’s voice. I started to reach for my volume dial to turn it down!
Haven’t listened to Savage in some time, but just reading your post, I could hear Savage’s voice and that’s exactly what he would say....I’m going to find out where I can tune him in.
I literally LOLed. I could hear Savage saying/yelling that.
And their meatballs, if you could call ‘em that..but I digress.