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facebood (Let's have a rousing FR welcome for the Drunken N00b)
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Posted on 09/28/2012 6:49:57 PM PDT by Solomon8522

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To: Monkey Face

Merry Minuet...


1,381 posted on 10/20/2012 10:14:56 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1369 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: null and void

Eh?

My Monkey Face looks more like a mandrill’s backside today...I slipped on the sidewalk Thirsday afternoon, and dislocated my left shoulder and got a gash in my forehead, over my left eye.

*sheesh*

But I’m good to go!


1,382 posted on 10/20/2012 11:47:29 AM PDT by Monkey Face (They're rioting in Africa. La-lala-lala-la-la. They're starving in Spain. La-lala-lala-la....)
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To: Monkey Face
I thought your tagline was from The Merry Minuet.

It does sound like you are ready to go, but Halloween isn't until a week from Wednesday...

Oooooooo, I'm really gonna regret mashing 'post'.

1,383 posted on 10/20/2012 12:05:09 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1369 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: null and void

Tagline: Kingston Trio.


1,384 posted on 10/20/2012 12:43:17 PM PDT by Monkey Face (They're rioting in Africa. La-lala-lala-la-la. They're starving in Spain. La-lala-lala-la....)
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To: null and void

The face won’t last till Wednesday. The ugliness should begin subsiding by Monday. I hope.


1,385 posted on 10/20/2012 12:45:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (They're rioting in Africa. La-lala-lala-la-la. They're starving in Spain. La-lala-lala-la....)
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To: Monkey Face

Yup, same song, they sung it.


1,386 posted on 10/20/2012 12:45:21 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1369 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: Monkey Face

Lucky you. I’d end up back where I started.


1,387 posted on 10/20/2012 12:47:37 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1369 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: null and void

LOL! I have no clue where I’m supposed to go to have the stitches out. Maybe I should read the instructions, eh?


1,388 posted on 10/20/2012 1:05:28 PM PDT by Monkey Face (They're rioting in Africa. La-lala-lala-la-la. They're starving in Spain. La-lala-lala-la....)
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To: Silentgypsy; Nailbiter; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Anoreth

I can use present tense and past tense, of the most basic regular verbs, and other than that I giggle and gesture a lot. In the context of our Spanish church congregation, it really is the thought that counts!

I’m supposed to give a speech about “stewardship” in a couple of weeks, so I’ll have time to look up some of the vocabulary I don’t know ... but I’m sure I’ll still say something totally foolish. Oh, well, it’s good to make people laugh.

And speaking of laughs, Frank “fell,” which I figure means jumped, in the pond at church during the festival. Near as I can figure, he wanted a goldfish, and James told him it was okay to try to catch one. The man who brought him to me after fishing him out looked a little disapproving, but all’s well that ends well.


1,389 posted on 10/20/2012 1:35:54 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("You know I'm always there for you," he told her, as he hurried out the door.)
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To: Monkey Face
Tagline: Kingston Trio.

My parents loved them. I know all their songs from listening to the records over and over when I was a girl.

My tagline is from life!

1,390 posted on 10/20/2012 1:37:27 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("You know I'm always there for you," he told her, as he hurried out the door.)
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To: Tax-chick

You will never be bored lol!

Usually, people enjoy someone’s attempts at learning their language. In high school, I heard the the French make fun of you, so I decided not to learn French. Then, I met a very nice French waiter while in DC, and a very nice French physician when I was in Phoenix. Started working on my accent as a measure of penitence for mean-spiritedness.


1,391 posted on 10/20/2012 1:47:33 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Bill is studying French this semester. His exposure to Spanish makes the grammar pretty easy for him. I haven’t yet heard him attempt to pronounce it, thought!


1,392 posted on 10/20/2012 1:50:20 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("You know I'm always there for you," he told her, as he hurried out the door.)
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To: Tuanedge

I think that maybe they’re not as preoccupied w/you as you might think. As a wise FReeper advised me, “I agree with these people 98% of the time. Why hassle about the other 2%?” Additionally, life and death are the only situations that get a rise out of me. Everything else can be addressed one way or another. (In the past, had a penchant for getting kicked out of places, but it was usually related to uncontrollable giggling.)


1,393 posted on 10/20/2012 1:53:44 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Monkey Face

Ohno! Prayers up for speedy healing.


1,394 posted on 10/20/2012 1:56:14 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: no one in particular

This year I’m considering Halloween decorations that include manikins nailed to trees, impaled, etc. and labeled with signs that say things like “Looter”, “Rioter”...

No particular need to take them down before the elections, I suppose.


1,395 posted on 10/20/2012 2:09:43 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1369 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: Monkey Face

Next time have ‘em chain stitch it.

When it’s all healed up you can just pull the loose end...


1,396 posted on 10/20/2012 2:12:58 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1369 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: Tax-chick

I have a “Best Of...” album, and it brings back good memories!

My tagline is from life, too....Something I heard 30 years ago, and decided it was versatile enough to keep for myself ;o])

I got a CARE package from someone yesterday containing four NEW tops, and 18 DVD’s! Happy dance! Happy dance! I think, now that I have taken some pain killers, I will help myself to bed and watch some movies!


1,397 posted on 10/20/2012 2:42:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Life is full of bitter little disappointments, and THIS my dear, is one of yours!)
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To: null and void

Heheheheheheh!

Why didn’t I think of that? LOL!


1,398 posted on 10/20/2012 2:43:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Life is full of bitter little disappointments, and THIS my dear, is one of yours!)
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To: Silentgypsy

I am a fast healer, but I thank you for the prayers!

I’m good. Or as someone said in a commercial once-upon-a-time: I’m a tough ol’ bird!


1,399 posted on 10/20/2012 2:47:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Life is full of bitter little disappointments, and THIS my dear, is one of yours!)
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To: Tax-chick

My Spanish was never very good, though for a non-native-speaker, I managed to pull a B+ out of the class. As with a lot of people, I understand more than I can speak, but I don’t know if I need to know much more than I do.

“Foolish” can often be very fun!


1,400 posted on 10/20/2012 2:49:17 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Life is full of bitter little disappointments, and THIS my dear, is one of yours!)
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