Yet another example of the police making a bad situation worse.
Whew! I am so relieved that the police were able to prevent that troubled young man from committing suicide!
Well done, officers! We sure are lucky to have the police around to respond so calmly and thoughtfully in such hazardous situations!
After all, preventing the suicide at all costs was the paramount goal, and, by golly, the police sure did that! Surely this heroic police sniper merits a commendation for preventing this troubled young man's suicide!