In all seriousness, if you are buying a gun for self defense, it is best to go for a two-fer, and get a knife as well.
A problem with guns is that they can have a “minimum range” as well as a maximum range. This is called the “Tueller Drill”, and is regularly taught to police officers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tueller_Drill
In brief, if a *trained* and *prepared* person with a holstered gun is standing opposite an attacker with a knife, the person with the knife will be able to close and cut them from a minimum distance of 21 feet, *before* the person can unholster and fire their gun twice at the knife wielder’s center of mass.
This also applies to an unarmed attacker. A lot of the drunks police meet up with want to wrestle.
This means that the “minimum effective range” of a trained and prepared person is 21 feet. Now imagine how far that distance is, if you are *not* prepared or expecting a problem. 25 feet? 30 feet? This is why you should think of a gun as a “medium range weapon”.
Now women in particular have long faced the “bear hug problem” in self defense, namely that a large man will run up to them and give them a bear hug, and there is very little they can do to defend themselves at this point.
This was so problematic that Buddhist nuns in China actually invented a “zero distance” martial arts style just for that purpose.
But the time it takes to unsheath a knife and put it between you and an attacker is just a fraction of the time it takes for a gun. And, stab or slash, you *will* convey the message of “back off, Jack!”
Knives do not have safeties, nor do they need reloading, and the injuries inflicted by a knife slash are often worse than a bullet hole. Mortality from knife cuts is high.
Thus, while guns are good, it does not hurt at all to have a complementary knife back up.
Thanks everyone,my husband returns from his trip later today.He doesn’t know about my little adventure yet.He’ll get me a gun and I can practice or learn the shotgun-something I can handle.