Posted on 12/07/2012 4:52:26 AM PST by Lucky9teen
IATDP In after the double piing
Spiele Max is huge in Germany!
TOP TEN!!
Serious UP!!!
But no free coffee.
Drinks for Everyone
A union boss walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him.
He doesn’t have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, “Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican.”
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, “Thank you!” in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union boss.
So the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, “Thank you!”
So just to make his point one more time, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. But, as before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, “Thank you!”
Frustrated, the union boss asks the bartender, “What the hell is the matter with that Republican? I’ve ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly ass does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?”
“Nope,” replies the bartender. “He owns the place.”
OH! This thing is positively EVIL! My cousins have had it for years, and every Christmas we all sit around and play with it. It's a very low amperage shock, but it truly does hurt if you're on the receiving end.
Thankfully I don't play until later on in the day when everyone is soused and my sobriety gives me a leg up on reaction time. Fun for the whole family!
bflr
Top 100. Thanks Lucky9teen.
In case you didn’t know this little tidbit of trivia, on July 20, 1969 as commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon.
His first words after stepping on the moon, “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind,” were televised to earth and heard by millions. But just before he re-entered the Lander, he made the enigmatic remark – “Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky!. Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut.
However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years, many people questioned Armstrong as to what the – “Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky” statement meant. But Armstrong always just smiled.
On July 5, 1995, in Tampa Bay, Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had died, so Neil Armstrong felt he could now answer the question.
In 1938, when he was a kid in a small mid-western town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit the ball, which landed in his neighbor’s yard, by their bedroom window. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard
Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. “SEX! You want SEX?” You’ll get SEX when the kid next door walks on the MOON!”
True story. It broke the place up.
The lawyer quickly said, "In my defense, it stared at me first."
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