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To: blueunicorn6

Thanks for vacationing in my state.

We used to go up for a week around 12/10 every yr, but we’re going Galt for a while.

We’re 3 hrs South of Orlando.


13 posted on 12/22/2012 6:01:53 PM PST by bicyclerepair ( >-> Zombies eat brains. >-> 50% of FL is safe.)
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To: bicyclerepair

Beautiful state. Lovely weather. I applied for a job as an alligator wrestler. They had me tryout with what they considered to be “just a baby” alligator. Well, alligators are painful at both ends. I’d grab his tail and he’d bite me. I’d grab his snout and he’d whip me with his tail. So I grabbed him by both legs on his right side and I gave him the old Singapore Swing and The Highland Toss and danged if he didn’t land in the middle of the gift shop. A tourist from Minneapolis, Minnesota bought him for ten bucks. They said I had no talent as a wrestler but they’d let me sell snocones. I took a job as an engineer with NASA, instead.


15 posted on 12/22/2012 6:19:30 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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