Posted on 01/03/2013 6:36:29 PM PST by BenLurkin
Was yesterday’s picture of a cat laying on a chair?
When you have a really good kitteh go over that bridge, he will be waiting for you to help. At least that’s what I hope because my better half can’t navigate her way out of a paper bag when she drives somewhere by herself.
AND bothering the living daylights out of two posters I know while at it.
;-)
Well, the OP misspelled “Facebood,” but then again, he isn’t there to object to our taking over the thread after all the dancing in the guts and ashes tapers off.
I really don’t care which thread we call home for the UT, so long as you call me to it after you decide.
He was a really good kitty.
“When you have a really good kitteh go over that bridge, he will be waiting for you to help. “
Quick question, is Fred the Insane capable of helping?
A very good kitteh, indeed. Kittehs get to be good kittehs from the love their staff gives them, so you see, you’ll make it to the bridge as well.
If you say that fast, it's like "raccoon-a-keeper."
Also, I think you just phoned me.
Oh yeah, Fred the Insane “helps” all the time. He helped us get rid of a recalcitrant roll of toilet paper that was hanging in the bathroom just the other night....
He helps me find his cookie jar all the time.
He helps Miss Slippy to slip in the kitchen when she’s in there distributing the nightly snack of Boar’s Head turkey to the Catt “family.” He helps clean up the mess, too.
Fred the Insane is a very good kitteh.
My sister now has a cat named “Sneakers”.
Thankfully I had on a thick shirt earlier when speaking to Mr. Sneakers as he decided to launch himself from the floor, ang on my shirt, and then lay down in my arms.
He has awhile to go before he is at Fred levels.
Ferd was born that way.
“F F F Ferd, Ferd Ferd, have you heard the word? Ferd is the word....”
Mr. Sneakers is working at expanding his insanity.
Hmmm. My cell phone confirms that, but it was acting under its own power. Expect a UPS package on Tuesday.
I can take this only one additional step. Were I to serve as the person responsible during the lunch hour for the somewhat addled individual hanging around the raccoon's lair, would I be the raccoonnoonnookkookkeeper?
Can we go further anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
I heard you speaking nearby, but I guess you couldn’t hear me. Thank you very much! May we make a donation, perhaps to the fight against human trafficking, as a concrete sign of gratitude?
Bill will be thrilled. We will take his picture with it and send it to you. He just got his hair cut, so he should be immortalized with a Cool Guitar! (DP asks, do you have any left-handed versions? He’s not left-handed, but he plays guitar lefty because of a childhood injury to his right hand.)
If the raccoonnoonnookkeeper was a picky eater ... perhaps a Weight Watchers member ... there might be a need for a raccoonnoonnookcookbookkeeper.
Elen says, “Why does Bill get another electric guitar? I have good hair, too!”
Off to take Sally to a birthday party ... she has poison ivy, and if it were a costume party, she could go as a leper or a zombie ... and then DP and I are going out to dinner to celebrate our anniversary, which is Monday.
The meal will not feature raccoon.
There are more goodies in the box, BTW.
Happy anniversary.
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