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Russian PM not joking extraterrestrials live among us according to MIB documentary
exopolitics.org ^ | January 2, 2013. | Dr Michael Salla on

Posted on 01/03/2013 6:36:29 PM PST by BenLurkin

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To: Anoreth

We had a kid back in 2000 who decided to try and play chicken with me on the local backwoods highway.
[Route 284, speed limit 55.]
He pulled into my lane for no reason and then sat there giggling at his girlfriend.
He never paid attention to why she started screaming and trying to leap out the rear window.

You see, he pulled this crap before and I got a “case of the ass” this time around.
So I floored it.

Once he decided to quit giggling at his girl and pay attention to the little white VW Golf that he hoped would run off the road I was already passing an unhealthy speed towards impact.
With about half a car length to go he pulls back into his lane as I scraped by.
You know what he ahd the nerve to yell out the window at me as I screamed by?
“Jerk!”
I’m told his girlfriend broke up with him later that day.

I probably need some points to me for that..
And must by needs do pennance in the dragon pens for it.


4,641 posted on 03/03/2013 12:54:56 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face

Freaking cold here.
My hands are ice, the missus is cracking zombie jokes.
It is quite terrible.


4,642 posted on 03/03/2013 12:57:00 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: NicknamedBob
And flutes there are, and fifes so sweet,
That glide across the day.
The feathered players know the tunes,
And never ask for pay.

Amen to a nice prayer
Nature sure does like a good piece of background music. ;)

4,643 posted on 03/03/2013 12:58:32 PM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: Darksheare

I knew it was a hybrid. I was just confused when I went looking for the (gasoline) engine size and the only things I could find prominently displayed were that it had ABS and an electric motor inside it somewhere. There was also a big thing about some touch-screen item that it also has, so that the driver can be even further distracted going through the “amazing array of information and entertainment options.”

Also the price, in gigantic font, so that it’s the very first thing you notice. If you’re like me, you immediately say to yourself that a Nissan 370Z can be had for only $3,000 more.


4,644 posted on 03/03/2013 12:59:42 PM PST by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Monkey Face

Just realized we’re under a snow storm warning for the next 48 hours. Could get a foot of snow starting around midnight tonight...


4,645 posted on 03/03/2013 1:00:32 PM PST by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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To: Anoreth

Yeah, the motor size itself is always hard to find.
They list some BS combined horsepower number.


4,646 posted on 03/03/2013 1:08:49 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Dead Corpse

YOIKS!

Stay warm. Let the dog warm your feeties, and drink some Captain Morgan!


4,647 posted on 03/03/2013 1:50:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
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To: Darksheare

I shut off the space heater, but I don’t want to open the door...I don’t like the sound of the wind.

Still, it will soon be time to turn on the fans...wish you were here... ;o]


4,648 posted on 03/03/2013 1:54:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
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To: Monkey Face; All

Goodnight ‘Face.
See you tomorrow.
:)


4,649 posted on 03/03/2013 2:44:50 PM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: Anoreth

Bill actually got one of his friends to come pick him up to go do ... whatever. I’m flabbergasted. I thought all his friends were total mooches.


4,650 posted on 03/03/2013 2:54:22 PM PST by Tax-chick (We don't like original material, unless it's been done before.)
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To: moose07

Ta, Moose! You rock!

Should you ever have the urge to visit the Las Vegas Valley, please do so in the dead of winter...otherwise, your BTU will short-circuit!

*hug*


4,651 posted on 03/03/2013 3:37:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth

Some days, the mooches actually know how to suck up.

:o]

Bill should check out the Air Force, as I think the Marine Corps would be a little harsh for him. Anoreth, no. (Anoreth ROCKS!)


4,652 posted on 03/03/2013 3:47:26 PM PST by Monkey Face (There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
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To: Dead Corpse

I love it. Congrats on your love!


4,653 posted on 03/03/2013 4:04:11 PM PST by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: Tax-chick
I just wanted to come and say Hi! ya ya'al
4,654 posted on 03/03/2013 4:07:29 PM PST by ThomasThomas (Normal isn't normal anymore.)
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To: Tax-chick
I just wanted to come and say Hi! ya ya'al
4,655 posted on 03/03/2013 4:08:05 PM PST by ThomasThomas (Normal isn't normal anymore.)
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To: Monkey Face

Heh. *smile*
Love ya Face. Thanks for being my FRiend.

I should have new pictures for you tomorrow.


4,656 posted on 03/03/2013 4:09:27 PM PST by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: ThomasThomas

Great HTML!


4,657 posted on 03/03/2013 4:25:44 PM PST by Tax-chick (We don't like original material, unless it's been done before.)
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To: Tax-chick

He’s basically the perfect junior officer. Vaguely personable, a complete know-it-all, well-versed in excuses.


4,658 posted on 03/03/2013 4:26:31 PM PST by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: fanfan

Thanks! It’s more than I have for you, since my daughter hasn’t sent me any of the piccies from the baby shower.

The Mom-to-be has gestational diabetes, like my daughter, but 25 years ago, there weren’t as many things in place as there are now. However, I suspect the MTB won’t make it to April 9.

I visited my daughter today, but her soon-to-be ex-husband wanted to take her and his daughter shopping, so I was told in no uncertain terms that I was not really wanted, so I made an exit, Stage Left!

Though my grandson lives next door to her, I was not important enough to alert him to my visit. :o[


4,659 posted on 03/03/2013 4:27:08 PM PST by Monkey Face (There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
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To: Monkey Face

DP and my brother did well in the Air Force.

Bill will be admitted to UNC-Charlotte, but it’s probable he’ll be commuting (with his dad, who works nearby) next year. He could also hold a job on campus or nearby.

I need to go check my calendar to see if I can sing for a wedding in May, and then call the bride with a yes/no. ttyl


4,660 posted on 03/03/2013 4:28:31 PM PST by Tax-chick (We don't like original material, unless it's been done before.)
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