[Manic_Episode]

Tampon story time. Back in my drinking days I was doing the thinker pose in my friends bathroom and the cabinet was right across from me so I opened it and there was a box of his Moms tampons so I grabbed a few. Later in the night at the bar I shot one into my buddies beer bottle which foamed everywhere. My buddy refused to drink it so I said "free beer!" and grabbed it and started chugging and promptly spewed it everywhere. Turns out it was a deodorant tampon and it was like drinking straight perfume....so horrible! It was so bad 25 years later I can still taste it.

Now back to your regular scheduled program....

[Yaelle]

I have a tampon story to share too.

When my oldest was about 4, he loved these things. He would do “science experiments” with them in the bathroom of our little home. Like putting them into a glass of water to see how they soaked it up. One day he had several glasses of water on the bathroom counter, each with a lone tamp on floating and soaking in it. All unbeknownst to me, of course.

A few visitors were there that day and one male visitor used the restroom. I was horrified afterward when I saw all that “science.” Did the poor guy think I was rinsing and reusing?!?!