One day in the grocery store a guy said to me “Help a guy out? I’m vertically challenged” and asked if I could reach to the top shelf for some packages.
I said, “Sure. But you’re not vertically challenged - you’re horizontally exceptional!”
We shared a laugh....
Once I grabbed a woman at the grocery store. “Excuse me, ma’am. I’m horizontally challenged. May I borrow your husband?”
She was shopping with her husband who was well over six foot. I needed something off a high shelf. She laugheda LOT and let me borrow him.