Someone walks into some greedy mart and asks for one battery and some large guy wearing a managers button grabs a pack of batteries off the rack, rips it open and hands over one battery and says here, it's free, take it?
Come on.
Was the customer Ms. Alabama wearing a bikini and manager just released from 5 years in prison?
Most people wouldn't turn their backs on someone who did this.
Funny stuff...
Look, stop at the next super food bag ya happen by, walk in and tell the large manager in a "jaded" tone, ya just want one beer and not the whole 12 pack. See if he grabs 12 pack off the self, rips out one beer, and tell ya, "Here take it, Merry Christmas!"
Yuk yuk...
I give this thread a 7 on the honking hoot scale.