[SERKIT]

A single glass of wine at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night's sleep. Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night ... The new wine will be marketed as "PINO MORE"

[Safetgiver]

My Dr. asked if I was “regular”. I said “yes. I urinate at EXACTLY 7Am every morning. And I defecate each day EXACTLY 7:30 each morning.” He asked, “So what’s your problem?” I said I don’t wake up until 8:30.

[BenLurkin]