It’s only fair that you spread the wealth around a bit.
How is it fair that you have 50 pounds of bacon; and I only have a partial package of Trader Joes smoked apple wood bacon in my refrigerator?
I demand bacon equality now.
Heh. I even bought that 50-lbs way back when it was $3.29/lb; now, it’s 7.79/lb, here. Mmmmmm, smoked apple bacon. You might have the better deal.