[tumblindice]

So I tapped her cantelopes in a grocery store to make sure they were ripe.
Now she’s got me on speed-dial.
Same problem with Jessica Biehl. I’m staying out of the produce dept!

[Isabel C.]

So I tapped her cantelopes in a grocery store to make sure they were ripe.

Honestly, that sounds like a juvenile comment that a 13-year-old boy would make.