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"Here's to all the losing works of art, from Lincoln to Amour... To the disappointed actors wondering what they dressed up for--"

We interrupt this program with this breaking news... Kent Brockman reporting--

The US Military has been alerted to shoot to kill... any awards show that does not have the President or his wife involved with significant air time.

"And this means you, FOX! If Michelle and I aren't on ever episode of 'American Idol,' the President said... "I'll show you just what a Hellfire armed drone can do!"

This has been Ken Brockman reporting. We now return you... to your program still in progress--

"Now the real performance start, with phony smiles... at the ball. Here's to the losers, bless them all!"

Meanwhile--

And the Best Angry, Under 18 or Over 65, Grave Digger Award... goes to...

Ya know, before I did TV spots supporting Obamacare I did make a dozen or so movies!

Get over it, Andy, you're dead... and so am I!

When my son, Arnold, died... the Academy snubbed him, too.

[SomeCallMeTim]

LOL Rare talent!

Gawd... Moochelle really pulled the rug out from under me last night. It was like, seeing the GRINCH on Christmas night.... Ugh... I still can’t get the taste of bile out of my mouth....

[Liberty Valance]

And the Best Angry, Under 18 or Over 65, Grave Digger Award...goes to ...

LOL!